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[MrSauga]

That doesn't sound like a hockey reference to me. You're in Canada eh?

OK, it's like telling a goalie he's got a shutout going with two minutes remaining in the game!

Lol I need someone to translate

If a pitcher gets a no hitter in baseball it's quite the achievement. Every pitcher knows when he has a no hitter going and when another player reminds him/her it then jinxes things and they normally give up a hit to the next batter. It's my cute way of saying I've just been jinxed.

Are there not baseball teams in Canada?! I think MrS may be CanadAmerican. Just sayin, btdubs...

No, we do; the Toronto Blue Jays. Due to metrics we have 2.2 ball players per one US player. They are mostly American or Dominican players bathdubs.

Wait OG 1 shrunk after the 10th for ~48 hours? lmao

Not quite.

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:Rasta:

www.420magazine.com

 

[r0am1ng st0ner]

Not quite.

And here I thought your tape measure was shrinking

 

[syenite]

OK, it's like telling a goalie he's got a shutout going with two minutes remaining in the game!

If a pitcher gets a no hitter in baseball it's quite the achievement. Every pitcher knows when he has a no hitter going and when another player reminds him/her it then jinxes things and they normally give up a hit to the next batter. It's my cute way of saying I've just been jinxed.

Excellent translation of cultural codes, thank you!!!

(Sorry to jinx ya!!! )

 

[StRoostifer]

I’m a huge baseball fan so I can vouche for what MrS says.

hiya MrS! What’s cooking in the bowl before bed tonight?

 

[MrSauga]

I’m a huge baseball fan so I can vouche for what MrS says.

hiya MrS! What’s cooking in the bowl before bed tonight?

I'm not sure yet. I've had a craving for those Doritos Nacho Cheese Extreme for some reason and it's keeping me preoccupied right now. I'm betting my money on the Meringue though!
What's on your menu Roosti?

 

[StRoostifer]

I'm not sure yet. I've had a craving for those Doritos Nacho Cheese Extreme for some reason and it's keeping me preoccupied right now. I'm betting my money on the Meringue though!
What's on your menu Roosti?

Oh man why did you have to mention food?

merengue sounds good to me, I’d hit it!

I’m probably gonna bounce back and forth between triple cheese and the first og kush I recently harvested. It’s peppery flowery sibling is the one I hit for wakey bakey but this one is heavily frosted over with a nice earthy/musty/ citrus taste with a good kick in the pants for relaxing.

 

[MrSauga]

I’m probably gonna bounce back and forth between triple cheese and the first og kush I recently harvested. It’s peppery flowery sibling is the one I hit for wakey bakey but this one is heavily frosted over with a nice earthy/musty/ citrus taste with a good kick in the pants for relaxing.

Sweet!
Haha, mine just gets me high.

 

[StRoostifer]

Sweet!
Haha, mine gets me high.

Don’t mind the lazy trimming ... it’s larf after all

Here comes a Red Forman foot in ass!

 

[syenite]

Sweet!
Haha, mine just gets me high.

Come on Mr S! Give us one paragraph on "that time I got high", 100 words. Don't pretend - I've seen your artwork. You can do it!

 

[Fredwak]

High Mr S. Just passing through Hope everyone is doing well and has a great weekend. Stay stoned and stay stoneder.

 

[MrSauga]

Here comes a Red Forman foot in ass!

lol, OK I deserved that!

Come on Mr S! Give us one paragraph on "that time I got high", 100 words. Don't pretend - I've seen your artwork. You can do it!

It's a well known fact that I have the shortest smoke reports around, unless I'm forced to read from a teleprompter in a monotone voice. Then they sound like this:
I have done what no other grower has done to cannabis. I have provided more terpenes than all past growers with the exception of Winston Terphill. Nobody has given more CO2 units to people who don't need them but I feel I must take credit for giving them to those that are in need of needing them.
Like the great grower Abraham I have given paper towels to those who can catch in times of need. Growers before me were losers and had no idea how to run a tent. If it wasn't for me nobody would have tents. You would all be growing in parking lots. I have to go as it's about to rain and that's not good for my roots. Somewhere in there is no answer to your question.

 

[MrSauga]

High Mr S. Just passing through Hope everyone is doing well and has a great weekend. Stay stoned and stay stoneder.

Hiya Fred!
Thanks for stopping by.
I hope yours is just as good as mine will be. Stay safe.

 

[r0am1ng st0ner]

Lol that was 162 words not 100 very funny tho

 

[syenite]

lol, OK I deserved that!


It's a well known fact that I have the shortest smoke reports around, unless I'm forced to read from a teleprompter in a monotone voice. Then they sound like this:
I have done what no other grower has done to cannabis. I have provided more terpenes than all past growers with the exception of Winston Terphill. Nobody has given more CO2 units to people who don't need them but I feel I must take credit for giving them to those that are in need of needing them.
Like the great grower Abraham I have given paper towels to those who can catch in times of need. Growers before me were losers and had no idea how to run a tent. If it wasn't for me nobody would have tents. You would all be growing in parking lots. I have to go as it's about to rain and that's not good for my roots. Somewhere in there is no answer to your question.

This is my favourite one yet

 

[StRoostifer]

Hey MrS the foot in ass was for me after hitting that OG. Which, mission accomplished!

 

[JimJonesJr]

lol, OK I deserved that!


It's a well known fact that I have the shortest smoke reports around, unless I'm forced to read from a teleprompter in a monotone voice. Then they sound like this:
I have done what no other grower has done to cannabis. I have provided more terpenes than all past growers with the exception of Winston Terphill. Nobody has given more CO2 units to people who don't need them but I feel I must take credit for giving them to those that are in need of needing them.
Like the great grower Abraham I have given paper towels to those who can catch in times of need. Growers before me were losers and had no idea how to run a tent. If it wasn't for me nobody would have tents. You would all be growing in parking lots. I have to go as it's about to rain and that's not good for my roots. Somewhere in there is no answer to your question.

That was entertaining. Got a little political feel to it...lol.

 

[BooWho2]

Like the great grower Abraham I have given paper towels to those who can catch in times of need. Growers before me were losers and had no idea how to run a tent. If it wasn't for me nobody would have tents. You would all be growing in parking lots. I have to go as it's about to rain and that's not good for my roots.

Yoikes MrS! You write just like “he” sounds...

Got a little political feel to it..

What he said. You could be a speechwriter!

 

[oldsmokey]

lol, OK I deserved that!


It's a well known fact that I have the shortest smoke reports around, unless I'm forced to read from a teleprompter in a monotone voice. Then they sound like this:
I have done what no other grower has done to cannabis. I have provided more terpenes than all past growers with the exception of Winston Terphill. Nobody has given more CO2 units to people who don't need them but I feel I must take credit for giving them to those that are in need of needing them.
Like the great grower Abraham I have given paper towels to those who can catch in times of need. Growers before me were losers and had no idea how to run a tent. If it wasn't for me nobody would have tents. You would all be growing in parking lots. I have to go as it's about to rain and that's not good for my roots. Somewhere in there is no answer to your question.

OMG there goes my coffee.

 

[MrSauga]

OMG there goes my coffee.

lol, I actually ducked when I first saw the gif. Too funny Smokey!
No more bowls for me today Roosti!

 

[StRoostifer]

lol, I actually ducked when I first saw the gif. Too funny Smokey!
No more bowls for me today Roosti!

Tapping out this early in the morning?