Demonic Angel Needs Forgiveness!

[DemonicAngel]

If I may hijack the thread for a moment, anyone ever used Blimburn Seeds products? Looking at promos on true north, all blimburn are 2 for 1, I'm considering ordering some of their Girl Scout Cookies. Wouldn't pay the standard price but with the bogo promo it works out to a reasonable price per seed if the company is any good. Also TN has a bonus freebie with every order on top of the standard freebies. Factor those 2 free seeds in and my 20% off code it ends up $8.50 /seed including tax and shipping, minus another %10 for my payment method choice, yay etransfers.

I have a friend who just got his shipment and he ordered the GSC. He is germinating them now so I can't really point you in any direction. But if the price is right you could always try a couple and see how it goes....

 

[Drstickey]

You can reverse breed EndItAll. It takes some time but is possible. You are a smart person so you would easily be able to do it

I tried reverse breeding, al she ket saying was wrong hole wrong hole.... roflmao...

 

[EndItAll]

I have a friend who just got his shipment and he ordered the GSC. He is germinating them now so I can't really point you in any direction. But if the price is right you could always try a couple and see how it goes....

Yeah, of the stuff I tried in the "dispensaries" last time I was in civilization, GSC was hands down the wife and my favorite. Quite tasty, nice effects. No idea what breeder or phenotype etc we had but enough that it's been on my watch list for a while.

 

[EndItAll]

I tried reverse breeding, al she ket saying was wrong hole wrong hole.... roflmao...

And right here is where "rim shot" takes on a whole new level of meaning....thank you thank you, I'm here all week.

 

[Drstickey]

And right here is where "rim shot" takes on a whole new level of meaning....thank you thank you, I'm here all week.

Im thinking we have just successfully degraded the forum LOL

 

[EndItAll]

Im thinking we have just successfully degraded the forum LOL

Yeah, but I took it to Taco Bell first, so it's OK. (God I'm terrible tonight)

 

[EndItAll]

Full disclosure, in another life I was an amateur stand-up. The day I'm legal I'll post YouTube links to my sets.

 

[EndItAll]

Last set I did, I was first opener with Gilbert Gotfried headlining. I didn't get to talk to him much before the show tho, because apparently I'm "creepy". Also apparently he didn't like my joke about Hitler being halfway to the cottage and wondering if he left the ovens on.......(apologies to those of the Jewish faith, I joke but I love)

 

[EndItAll]

How is sex in a canoe like American beer? Both are fucking close to water.

 

[EndItAll]

FYI if I ever go too far and offend, don't hesitate to speak up. When I turn on the comedian mode I'm used to "dark & dirty night" rules, pretty much no holds barred, the venue posts warnings at all the doors and the bar and makes an announcement before every set. I am really no PG13 in that mindset.

 

[EndItAll]

I used to work at Kingston penitentiary in the kitchen before it closed. You want to talk about dangerous jobs....sure the guards have it rough, no argument. But let me tell you a secret. If you spend a few years putting funny tasting meat in the mouths of convicts, they're going to want to return the favor...if you follow me. Don't take a wrong turn and end up in Gen pop.

 

[DemonicAngel]

I used to work at Kingston penitentiary in the kitchen before it closed. You want to talk about dangerous jobs....sure the guards have it rough, no argument. But let me tell you a secret. If you spend a few years putting funny tasting meat in the mouths of convicts, they're going to want to return the favor...if you follow me. Don't take a wrong turn and end up in Gen pop.

Yikes you worked with heavy duty people? That's just insane. I would never be able to do that. The penitentiary is for the hard copy people isn't it?

 

[EndItAll]

Yikes you worked with heavy duty people? That's just insane. I would never be able to do that. The penitentiary is for the hard copy people isn't it?

No, I didn't. It's just part of my set..

Like I said, I come with multiple warnings, don't come to the club on dark and dirty night if you're not in the mood to be shocked and offended. We get pretty extreme. We try to keep it intelligent, but we are hired to give 0 fucks about hurt feelings. Or at least I was when I did that for drinking money. I was never good enough to make a living at it and quit my day job, but I was good enough to get paid and have my name on a poster. Usually the smallest name at the bottom, but I'm still counting it.

 

[EndItAll]

I'm glad I have this (audience) forum to dump on, I'm actually a bit depressed right now. I had to put my dog down today. Yeah, really didn't want to do it........but the degenerate fucker had to learn, a bet's a bet. I told him he shouldn't pick the Washington Generals.

 

[DemonicAngel]

No, I didn't. It's just part of my set..

Like I said, I come with multiple warnings, don't come to the club on dark and dirty night if you're not in the mood to be shocked and offended. We get pretty extreme. We try to keep it intelligent, but we are hired to give 0 fucks about hurt feelings. Or at least I was when I did that for drinking money. I was never good enough to make a living at it and quit my day job, but I was good enough to get paid and have my name on a poster. Usually the smallest name at the bottom, but I'm still counting it.

Lmao well you got me that's for damn sure

 

[EndItAll]

Jokes aside, can you tell I'm bored and lonely? I'm sitting here the last 2 days praying for some piece of machinery, or generator, or anything to break or fry or need to be built......I hate it when its this quiet,it's a bad sign. Means everything is gonna break all at once and cause me a prioritizing nightmare. Hell I'd even settle for an oil change on a snowblower at this point. Or a burned out light bulb....

 

[EndItAll]

The other day I walked past a homeless guy who was holding a sign that said "need money for food".....so I bought him some crack, cause I knew that's what he really wanted the money for.


And if he didn't.......he does now.....

 

[EndItAll]

I crashed at a buddies place the other night, and while he was passed out, I found a lump on his testicle......boy, that's gonna be an awkward conversation.....

 

[EndItAll]

Today, my penis measured in at 10 inches.......thank you dollar store measuring tape!

 

[EndItAll]

Couple weeks ago I was driving, and that song by Carrie Underwood came on, you know, Jesus Take the Wheel?....I was a bit tired so I said what the hell........boy I sure hope her next hit is Jesus, How About Coughing Up the Deductible?