I bring to the high court today the case of Wayne vs. sour patch kids and the strangler kiwi. The defendant is charged with two (2) counts of reckless endangerment against a plant and one (1) count of negligent herbicide.
The victims will speak for themselves. Without further delay, let us share with high court, the evidence.
Exhibits A. B. And C
(A)
Here we can observe the damage Mr.Wayne inflicted on our first victim. Circled is the extent of the split in the main trunk. It measured between 3.5 to 4 inches.
(B)
The court appointed herbalist has determined that everywhere from the red line up has been negativity impacted by the truck being split. It’s not known whether that branch will make it.
(C)
In exhibit c the red marking highlights the branch that may die.
In light of this evidence Mr.Wayne will be found guilty.
For the heinous crime of negligent herbicide and the second count of reckless endangerment the super high court is presented with Mr.Wayne’s own testimony and a photo that is being submitted as evidence.
Exhibit 3
(3)
We can see here that a leaf has turned itself over. It turned in less than 10 minutes.
From Mr.Wayne: “I was spraying some electrical contact cleaner spray on something and it overshot and covered the plant. As soon as it happened I sprayed it off with water. But it was too late.”
The court has come to a verdict. After considering all the exhibits and testimony from the herbalist and Mr.Wayne the court pronounces the defense guilty.
He will be sentenced to hard labor clearing trees and stacking firewood forever. Case dismissed.
Also to note.
This grapes n’ crème or do si do, whichever it is, is doing great. Gonna probably bring it inside to start flower early. Then back outside when the days are shorter or just keep it in to harvest. I think it’s the perfect size for a 2x2 right now.