Ok so todays funny. You know how my confidence outweighs my ability? Well today based on a thought, and that thought being “I’m going to make my son a bonsai” I decided I would create a little bonsai weed tree with a bridge, professional like.
I knew exactly what I wanted to create. So based on zero knowledge or experience growing bonsai I decided to create something like this, except with a bridge coz I bought a bonsai pot with a cool little bridge for $15 from my local nursery. I mean that’s all I’m gonna need right?
I mean how hard can it be?
#expectation
#reality
And worst part, those little rocks were all mixed in together! I had to FOSSICK like some fossicker! Sorting the colours! Took me hours to fuck up that bonsai! I used tweezers and placed those little tiny stupid fucking rocks individually! INDIVIDUALLY!!! And I’m going to defs have to remove Professional Bonsai Maker from my CV. Lollllllll And I’m starting to think a bonsai isn’t just a random small plant at all. Like there must be more too it.
I can’t give my son that hideous mini monstrosity at Christmas! It’s enough to make baby Jesus cry!
Oh and gear change, how’s this for weird? My Pearlite clone is flowering, well it looks like it is.
Omg speaking of flowering. Mimstar
is just beautiful oh and not one live nit. I fucking drenched them yesterday. Oh and I got a second flower light, so when we decide to flip my little monsters, I’m ready.
Right! I’m gonna buy some seeeeeeeeeedsssssssss! I’m so excited too. You have no idea how much I want to stay with Barney’s