Tangwena's Malawi-Style Cob Cure: Fermented Cannabis

BigBearNTexas said:
I just about posted something and then thought, “Oh wait, you probably shouldn’t post when you’re high!” And then I realized that I was on the forums and that everyone here is high too. Lol

Posted here because I immediately thought of Sue. :)
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Oh gosh...... I love that you guys get me. Lol!
 
SweetSue said:
I'm not sure a planet paved to accomodate travel by wheeled vehicles was an advancement in social evolution TS.
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Well, the last time I had reason to visit the neighboring state, I walked there and back, so I appreciate the wheel very much.

I suppose, since you mentioned social evolution... After poking fun at them for not having managed to invent the wheel as transportation, I must now give them kudos for NOT inventing cell phones, Facebook, or streaming porn websites. On the balance, I guess they scored a positive.
 
TorturedSoul said:
Well, the last time I had reason to visit the neighboring state, I walked there and back, so I appreciate the wheel very much.

I suppose, since you mentioned social evolution... After poking fun at them for not having managed to invent the wheel as transportation, I must now give them kudos for NOT inventing cell phones, Facebook, or streaming porn websites. On the balance, I guess they scored a positive.
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I'm always reminded by my daughter that the Internet was made for porn. Lol!
 
Hahaha! Tangwena's sage advice for the day: Timing is everything. If you desire to go to sleep at 9 PM begin chewing at 9 AM. I can certainly understand that. Lol!

He also suggests that once the cobs are cured I'll most likely be satisfied with a bite weighing around 0.1 grams. Am I the only one who's heart beats faster when he says something like that? :laughtwo: He claims to chew a piece equivalent to my initial 0.5 grams when he wants to go astral for the day.

And I thought "Astral. WooHoo, here I come!" :rofl:
 
TorturedSoul said:
Is anyone well-heeled enough to have a fresh (dry) sample of bud tested as a control, then have a sample of their COB (from the same bud) sampled?

It'd be interesting to see how much THC-A was converted to THC, how much (if any) remains in its initial state, and how much has degraded into CBN.

As an off-topic aside:

I wish more strains had accompanying information about other cannabinoids. I am interested in CBG content. I have at least one seed each of "a few" seeds, but have no idea as to which would tend to produce plants higher in this one. I wish to reduce the interocular pressure in my eyes. And the cancer-fighting (et cetera) traits are of also important to me.

Or, since that one (IIRC) appears to be a precursor to both THCA and CBDA, is the solution to just harvest whatever strain I like well before it is "ready" for harvest?

EDIT: I wish k0ijn posted here. I have never interacted with this person, but he caught my eye over five years ago (via web-searches for scientific information).
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I would be willing to do the testing.

In regard to strains high in CBG, try growing out Panama or Tikal from ACE. They post their test results on their website. One of the things their Panama mother is known for is high CBG, it has about 3%. I had a Tikal that tested at about 2% that I shared with them. A discussion came up about it in the ACE forum and they have found Central American sativas tend to be high in CBG. The old stoners here told me I took it too early that's why it was high in CBG. I disagreed, Tikal is an 11-13 week strain, mine went 18 weeks so I don't think it was because it was harvested early.
 
neikodog said:
I would be willing to do the testing.

In regard to strains high in CBG, try growing out Panama or Tikal from ACE. They post their test results on their website. One of the things their Panama mother is known for is high CBG, it has about 3%. I had a Tikal that tested at about 2% that I shared with them. A discussion came up about it in the ACE forum and they have found Central American sativas tend to be high in CBG. The old stoners here told me I took it too early that's why it was high in CBG. I disagreed, Tikal is an 11-13 week strain, mine went 18 weeks so I don't think it was because it was harvested early.
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Excellent! Filed away for future reference. We're coming into exciting times. We'll be seeing chemovars with designer profiles the likes of which we can only dream of.

I kinda figured you'd be testing Neiko. You're one of the best among us for testing.

I keep thinking about blended cobs. Anyone else have this idea rumbling in the depths of your mind?
 
DrDoob said:
They have kale shakes and spinach smoothies, a blended cob would fit in nicely. Lol, I doubt that’s what you meant but the depths of my mind are currently filled with milkshakes.
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Hahaha! :passitleft:
 
BigBearNTexas said:
I just about posted something and then thought, “Oh wait, you probably shouldn’t post when you’re high!” And then I realized that I was on the forums and that everyone here is high too. Lol

Posted here because I immediately thought of Sue. :)
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Well....not EVERYONE......some of us are aspiring to be.... ;)
 
Cob Check: Devil's Carnival

It's been just over four days. The flowers on my DC are more dense than the Malawi, but not by much. She's not a good yielder, per say, but she kicks with intent. Lol!

So let's see what we got.

Devil’s Carnival cob

Devil’s Carnival cob

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Good weight, still a full 28 grams. I'll weigh it before I seal it up this time, start collecting data on how quickly they let the moisture go. I'm liking the color, and what's not to like about the funky surface texture, eh? :battingeyelashes:

Devil’s Carnival cob

Devil’s Carnival cob

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Devil’s Carnival cob

Devil’s Carnival cob

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Lighter than the Malawi cobs, running a few days ahead. Remember I overdid the sweat with them. They'll be darker than intended, but I won't be complaining.

Cob comparison

Cob comparison

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I've already improved my shaping. We're quick learners in this neighborhood. :passitleft:

Devil’s Carnival cob

Devil’s Carnival cob

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Tucked away to surface dry. Then it's into the cure. I won't be testing this one today, since I'm already fully medicated with Carnival brownie, but you can count on a preliminary report tomorrow. I'll chew at 9 AM, to give my system time to adjust before lunch at the senior center. Won't that be fun? Hehe!

Storage

Storage

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Might be time to rethink my storage. I've been considering sealing up what I have in deep reserve, and then I thought "why not rehydrate part of it and cob it?" Lol! I may do a few smaller cobs while I'm reorganizing the kitchen storage. :battingeyelashes:
 
BigBearNTexas said:
1. You are awful young to be hanging out with the seniors!

2. Can you imagine the day where nursing homes and senior living can have their own cannabis medication gardens? That would be awesome!
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Why thank you Big Bear. I enjoy their company and I bring an air of joyful anticipation to the group. It also saves me a lot of grocery money and has me eating better than I have since my husband passed.

They have a garden patio, and I sit and imagine it with a couple monster girls along the sunny back wall. Someday. Lol!
 
DrDoob said:
My Grandma lives at a facility that specializes in horticulture therapy. The residents (well the staff does the heavy lifting) grow 100% of their vegetables and herbs; alas not the right kind of herbs. But the world is changing, sometimes for the better.
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That’s awesome! One of the big problems with elder care is just plain boredom and lack of mental and physical stimulation. Gardening is great for all of that.
 
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