Tales From The Krip!

[Pennywise]

Merry Christmas to you and yours Mr. Krip!

 

[Neiko]

Merry Christmas Krip. That's a great poem LMAO!

Good luck on the breeding project, let me know if you need a test grower

 

[Dankman_420]

Merry Christmas Mr krip!

 

[Dutchman1990]

Merry Christmas Krip!


I wish you and your family all the best!

 

[Dutchman1990]

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Twas the night before Christmas and all over 420
The members were all smoking bongs a plenty
Recent harvests are hung to dry with care
Hoping new seed orders soon would be there.

The children were all upstairs, asleep in their beds
While the adults were all downstairs feeding their heads.
Out in the garden, I heard a great clatter
But I was spaced out from dabbing some shatter.

Once I finished my 3rd or 4th toke
I looked out the window, beyond all the smoke
The way the moon hit the fresh fallen snow
Reminded me of trichomes from a Doc Bud's high brix grow.

And, what on earth did my wandering eyes spot
But some old stoner with a big bag of pot
He jumped out of his sleigh and on the ice he did trip
And I knew right away, it must be Mr. Krip

More rapid than eagles, his Brothers they came
So he took a quick bong hit and called them by name;
"Now, Yeti Now, Duggan! Now, PotChimp ! Now, Ween!
Now, Graytail! Now, Penny! Now, NCW! (Keep 'em Green!)
Get off the porch and please come inside
We'll smoke some of my stash and we'll all get fried!"

He reeked of fine smoke and appeared to be merry
But his eyes were all bloodshot - as red as a cherry
His droll little mouth turned up in a point
And in his shirt pocket was a finely rolled joint.

A full bowl in his lips of meds smelling nice
Packed with '79 Christmas Bud, courtesy of Brother Ice
He had a broad face and a big fat belly
From days on the couch smoking Neiko's Black Cherry Jelly

He spoke not a word and went straight to his job
Filling stockings while smoking a joint from a cob.
He carefully worked as the gifts he placed
While he proceeded to get totally shit-faced.

By the time he was done, he was lit like a light
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Amazing !!! Well done !

 

[weenmeoff]

Haha! Good one Krip! Merry Brixmas brother!

 

[TheGreenYeti]

Merry Christmas bud! That was indeed a fine rendition! So many creative remakes on here I love it!

 

[lazyfish]

That was beautiful! Just perfect! Merry Christmas Krip.

 

[MrSauga]

Well done Mr Krip! Merry Christmas to you and yours!

 

[Mr. Krip]

Merry Christmas to you and yours Mr. Krip!

Merry Christmas Krip. That's a great poem LMAO!

Good luck on the breeding project, let me know if you need a test grower

Merry Christmas Mr krip!

Merry Christmas Krip!


I wish you and your family all the best!

Amazing !!! Well done !

Haha! Good one Krip! Merry Brixmas brother!

Merry Christmas bud! That was indeed a fine rendition! So many creative remakes on here I love it!

That was beautiful! Just perfect! Merry Christmas Krip.

Well done Mr Krip! Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Thanks, everyone, and Merry Christmas to all of you, too! Glad you liked my re-make of an old classic!

 

[AngryBird]

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Twas the night before Christmas and all over 420
The members were all smoking bongs a plenty
Recent harvests are hung to dry with care
Hoping new seed orders soon would be there.

The children were all upstairs, asleep in their beds
While the adults were all downstairs feeding their heads.
Out in the garden, I heard a great clatter
But I was spaced out from dabbing some shatter.

Once I finished my 3rd or 4th toke
I looked out the window, beyond all the smoke
The way the moon hit the fresh fallen snow
Reminded me of trichomes from a Doc Bud's high brix grow.

And, what on earth did my wandering eyes spot
But some old stoner with a big bag of pot
He jumped out of his sleigh and on the ice he did trip
And I knew right away, it must be Mr. Krip

More rapid than eagles, his Brothers they came
So he took a quick bong hit and called them by name;
"Now, Yeti Now, Duggan! Now, PotChimp ! Now, Ween!
Now, Graytail! Now, Penny! Now, NCW! (Keep 'em Green!)
Get off the porch and please come inside
We'll smoke some of my stash and we'll all get fried!"

He reeked of fine smoke and appeared to be merry
But his eyes were all bloodshot - as red as a cherry
His droll little mouth turned up in a point
And in his shirt pocket was a finely rolled joint.

A full bowl in his lips of meds smelling nice
Packed with '79 Christmas Bud, courtesy of Brother Ice
He had a broad face and a big fat belly
From days on the couch smoking Neiko's Black Cherry Jelly

He spoke not a word and went straight to his job
Filling stockings while smoking a joint from a cob.
He carefully worked as the gifts he placed
While he proceeded to get totally shit-faced.

By the time he was done, he was lit like a light
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Soo well done
Hope you had a good and relaxing day

 

[Mr. Krip]

It pays to stay on Santa's "Nice List"!

Cannabis is a big hit for Christmas gift-giving

By: Brooks Jarosz, KTVU

Posted: Dec 24 2018 07:05PM EST
Updated: Dec 24 2018 09:27PM EST

OAKLAND, Calif. (KTVU) - 73-year-old Judy gave the gift of pot to herself, unafraid to vape and smoke inside the lounge at the Magnolia dispensary in Oakland.
She said she has been smoking marijuana since the 1960s, and thought the perfect way to relax on Christmas Eve was to buy some marijuana.
“I just learned about this place a year ago,” Judy said. “I’m doing great now.”

Just like her, dozens of customers have been lining up and packing into Bay Area cannabis dispensaries to buy holiday gifts including gummies, chocolates, cartridges and flowers.
“From the moment we were open at 9 o’clock we had a line,” Magnolia assistant general manager Kysa Butler said. “We’ve been knocking the lines out quickly but they’ve been steady, too.”
Pot presents are pretty popular as many visited for the first time to get gifts. Christopher and his dog Frankie were picking up some edibles and said they make the perfect stocking stuffers.
“It’s definitely unique,” Christopher said. “It just feels like you’re having a snack and then later you want more snacks!”
Customers must be 21-years-old in order to enter a dispensary and purchase one of the cannabis products.
Many cannabis businesses report having five times as many customers or more during the days leading up to Christmas.
“People start stocking up,” Butler said. “Sometimes you need a little stress reliever from Christmas shopping or sometimes you need a little something when you meet your family.”
Magnolia in Oakland is one of the few dispensaries where you can vape inside and a nurse is always on site during business hours.
Bay Area dispensaries are closed Christmas Day but reopen on December 26

 

[AngryBird]

Could be a dream come true.. .. One day

 

[CISCOKID]

Skipping a few years to the end-ish of this here journey, I'll take some time to skim through the Bud porn later. Happy B-lated Xmas to you and all!

 

[NorCaliwood]

And theres a name that ain't been around for awhile

 

[Mr. Krip]

Skipping a few years to the end-ish of this here journey, I'll take some time to skim through the Bud porn later. Happy B-lated Xmas to you and all!

Hey, Brother! I was just thinking about you and wondering when you were gonna' be back. I hope you're doing well and best wishes for a Merry Christmas & Happy 2019! I just harvested a few weeks ago, so if you go back a dozen or so pages, you'll see the "good stuff".

Next round is still vegging and I haven't really posted any pics, yet!

Last we chatted a few months ago, I believe you said you were gonna have a grow back up soon? Any progress? If/when you start a new journal, post us a link here!

 

[Mr. Krip]

One year of legal pot sales and California doesn’t have the bustling industry it expected. Here’s why

 

[Pennywise]

I read that today, that’s what happens when government tries to run an industry

 

[MrSauga]

It's funny, here in Canada, so far, it's the cops who are trying to make this an issue. They've ramped up spot checks here in Ontario and use canines to circle the car. If the dog hits then they do the once over. People haven't changed their habits and yet the cops never went out of their way to find it on you in the past when it wasn't legal.

 

[Pennywise]

It’s only going to get worse over time, the police will be protecting the corporate bottom line and we’ll be persecuted like we’ve always been.