Are they more drawn to smaller dogs, because I'm not really a small dog kinda woman.
Well, lol, you know how the fat guy always grabs a handful of snacks before tearing into the buffet in earnest? It's probably like that. Except that, in real life, sometimes the
snack is quicker and more agile than the main course. So a little ankle-biting t!t-sitter might end up scampering away from that one.
Get ya a boxer, and carry around a sack a runny feces. When the gator comes, you've got like two seconds... Wear that (rapidly emptying
) bag of runny feces like a hat and make sure not to get any on the sacrificial lam-- err...
pooch. Maybe even whip up some garlic butter flavored pet shampoo before you start taking walks on the wild side.
It's better to return home sad because you're carrying an empty leash (and covered in poop) than to not return home at all.
Just carry a cat for bait when ya go for walks
Pound-for-pound, against a serious predator... I'd take a cat over a dog, most days. I lived in the middle of nowhere, once, and had four cats - including a little, underweight, long-haired miniature cross of something or other. First week, that little runt got out of the old house. We called and looked for hours - until the torrential downpour hit
. A few days later, we'd given our cat up for dead (had been warned about not letting the cats out due to wild animals (no, not 'gators) .
Middle of the next week, I came home from work and found the cat on the back porch - I think it had actually
gained a pound or two.
Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0
They're not the easiest things in the world to train to walk on a leash (a harness helps), but probably 100x easier than a wolverine.
BtW, speaking of cats, y'all see any cougars lately, lol?
Yeah... I'm rambling, again.
Drove the Mini thru a deep mud puddle once. Did you know that all the computers are under the floor in little cars?
Yes. I used to work in the automobile(/etc.) detail industry, and at a used car lot. Couldn't tell you how many vehicles the boss brought back from the various auto auctions over the years that "only had a little sand in the ashtray," lol. I could have charted major US flood events via the vehicles that trickled down (and which I
assumed were only a tiny fraction of the total amount that were damaged by floodwaters).
Mom was carjacked twice with a gun, my father in-law carjacked once and my youngest sister once. Just trying to paint a real picture of NO for you, it's a fun hot mess!
Someone tried to take Mom's purse in the late '70s, then when she wouldn't let go of it, tried to pull her out of her car. Turned out she was better armed than he was - and quicker to pull the trigger, LMFAO.
Hey, isn't LA an open-carry state? And a
shall issue state, in terms of concealed carry permits, FFS? HtH(?????) does
anyone get carjacked when they've got the ability to walk (/drive) around while legally armed? I know there aren't many around here - close to
NONE since they had a little
discussion down in the capital and changed our concealed carry law from "shall issue" (applicant automatically gets the permit unless there's a problem) to "no permit required, just tell LEO you've got one hidden on your person if you're approached." Someone must have told the local lawmakers that
criminals already had firearms... <SCRATCHES HEAD> or, I suppose, they might have forgotten that they were politicians and managed to collectively find the common sense of an average three-year old
. . . .