OMM's Social Network Grow Part 2

That sounds good......was his garden cold? Pre-purple ?

Sitting around smoking with a friend is where it's at! :high-five:

It gets to the high 50's, so not enough to get the antifreeze juices flowing just yet. There were some actual purple stems, further down, but for the most part it was just a tiny bit of spotted red on the upper part of the stems. He's going to get some 0-0-8 and layer it in, and water well.
 

OK! Time to feed my ego...even more....for 17 straight years after my first semester. I was the top rated Professor. You can look it up, I'm sure it's still on record at HPU. I taught about like I do my journal......I told stories. Computer Stories of course. :cheesygrinsmiley: I smoked only at night back then. After class, of course.
 
you would enjoy Harvey Birdman attourney at law. it used to be on adult swim very funny!
it takes all the old hanna barbara cartoons and puts them in situations where they need legal advice and Birdman is their lawyer
 
Of course you did OMM (cough cough) :)
How ya doing my old friend? Me? Been sick the last week. Today was the first day in a week I have felt normal. Still coughing a bunch a crap outta my lungs. I was coughing so bad last night my wife got out of bed and slept on the couch. Made me feel bad. May take some Nyquil tonight to help with the cough. Then smoke a lil from my vap pen to give me that kick to sleep.
 
The story continues................................. ......The Lovely Katy Part 2

I followed Katy to her apartment; it was on the east side of Vallejo on a big bluff over looking the Fair Grounds. I later watched the 4th of July Fireworks with her and it was cool looking down at the Fireworks..

One thinks strange thoughts sometimes and I thought to myself "Oh No!". Her place was straight out the early sixties, all browns, tans, and soft colors....the furniture too. Ugh!

She asked if I wanted some coffee and I said yes. Soon we were all over the couch and she said let's go to bed. By the time I took my coffee cup into the kitchen and got to the bedroom, she was nude. She said "How do to I look?" She was gorgeous. Flaming red hair and big pink nipples and a real redhead. "Absolutely Beautiful" I said.

Then she said want to take a shower? Hell yes! In the shower we went, washing each other. We kissed a couple of times and (sorry, some you may not like this) at the same moment we said "You have false teeth!". It was on, we took our teeth out and the fun began.
What a frigging night!

Needless to say I spent the weekend with her. I hated to go to work that Monday. .The following week was a total eye opener for me. She was originally from Cleveland and had married a Navy guy when she was 20, that is how she ended up in Vallejo.

I will say this about Katy, she told the truth no matter what it was. Some of her husband's friends came over and told her that he had a girl in every port and was screwing his way around the world. She was mortified and. heart broken.
What she did then was mind blowing. She screwed 100 men before he came home.and then told him about it.

This gets even better. One of the men she went to bed with was an older man who owned a used car lot and repair station. He died and left it all to her. She was fixed for life. She didn't have to work, but she liked to, so she worked for Thrifty Drugs and was really good at her job.

Needless to say, this blew my mind, but she was a sweetie and I really liked her. It did confirm one thing to me, she couldn't or wouldn't ever have an orgasm. For a while I thought it was me.

End of part 2.............................................................Part 3 coming up... . .
 
A beautiful woman and a man taking out false teeth during foreplay!! That is a Hoooooooooooooot!! LoL!!!
Take it off Baby. Take it all off!!
:circle-of-love::biglaugh:
 
A beautiful woman and a man taking out false teeth during foreplay!! That is a Hoooooooooooooot!! LoL!!!
Take it off Baby. Take it all off!!
:circle-of-love::biglaugh:

have you ever seen I'am gonna get you suka
 
you would enjoy Harvey Birdman attourney at law. it used to be on adult swim very funny!
it takes all the old hanna barbara cartoons and puts them in situations where they need legal advice and Birdman is their lawyer

Hey fish cake. Thanks...I think I would have loved that. Sounds like something I would really like. Guess I'll keep on watching Futurama. :high-five:
 
Of course you did OMM (cough cough) :)
How ya doing my old friend? Me? Been sick the last week. Today was the first day in a week I have felt normal. Still coughing a bunch a crap outta my lungs. I was coughing so bad last night my wife got out of bed and slept on the couch. Made me feel bad. May take some Nyquil tonight to help with the cough. Then smoke a lil from my vap pen to give me that kick to sleep.

Hi A1 ! Yeah, Buddy, I knew you were sick..seems like for a while now....at least she didn't kick you out of bed. Hope the Nyquil helps Buddy. I've been missing your presence.
I hope you're going to recover soon.....sure screws with your plans.
:popcorn:
 
umm... not to be the one to point out the obvious here, but no teeth is frikkin' awesome! She doesn't have to worry about keeping her lips over her teeth, and she doesn't have to pick the pubes out later. Same goes for him, too!


I just had to say it... I wrestled with it for about 20min, and then just gave up and posted.
 
umm... not to be the one to point out the obvious here, but no teeth is frikkin' awesome! She doesn't have to worry about keeping her lips over her teeth, and she doesn't have to pick the pubes out later. Same goes for him, too!


I just had to say it... I wrestled with it for about 20min, and then just gave up and posted.

:circle-of-love::hippy::):ganjamon:

She took care of that later on...she talked me into a Brazilian......don't ever do that...hurts like hell. :whoa::whoa:
 
:circle-of-love::hippy::):ganjamon:

She took care of that later on...she talked me into a Brazilian......don't ever do that...hurts like hell. :whoa::whoa:

How many zeros are in a brazilian?
and for that matter what is one? or should I ask? kind of sounds like something I dont like the doctor to do:)
 
How many zeros are in a brazilian?
and for that matter what is one? or should I ask? kind of sounds like something I dont like the doctor to do:)

One zero for each pubic hair that is waxed and horribly ripped from your skin. Now a days you see guys with no hair at all on their body. They must love pain because they are so vain. :high-five:
 
whew, well I realy dont mean whew cause that sounds near or more worse then I was thinking:)
I love my hair and plan on keeping what I got for as long as I can:)
But you have to love a woman that will go through that just to please someone:cheertwo:
 
whew, well I realy dont mean whew cause that sounds near or more worse then I was thinking:)
I love my hair and plan on keeping what I got for as long as I can:)
But you have to love a woman that will go through that just to please someone:cheertwo:

You should come over and go to Waikiki Beach. The ladies are bare as can be. Just a string or two. I quit going there long ago...afraid of heart failure!:cheesygrinsmiley:
 
thats my problem heart failure congestive, anyway your'e right I would die if I was there, but with a smile:smokin:
 
Holy Crap OMM
I just popped in and Wow you never know what the subject matter is going in your journal
There are a few beaches around me where just about anything goes but I don't go ............ I am afraid I might run into my daughter
 
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