Well hell OMM, after your experince it's certainly clear to me why our beloved MJ is the evil drug poisoning our nation, and why booze is the accepted legal drug of choice for our brain dead society. Man, don't even get me started.
Had my share of run in's with mean drunks. One time about 15 years ago I was working in my garage, doing some wood working, when all of a sudden this young thing runs in, crying, asking for help from her boyfriend. I knew the young lady from the condo's we were living in, I surfed with her roomate. She had been beaten up, and as I tried to comfort her best as I could, this drunk asshole rounds the corner. He and I have words, then he starts coming at me. Wrong move. I cold cocked his sorry ass with 2'X4' piece of Cocobola wood I was working with. When the cops showed up I thought I was going to be in deep kim chee for assault, hell, the cops wound up thanking me for doing what they couldn't as they hauled his ass off to the hospital, then jail
I don't have a bat, but I do keep one of my son's samuri swords next to the front door.
On the bright side, at least the the idiot didn't fall over on Joanne.
Your computer rules are spot on. My past life delt mainly with telecom eng aps, both voice, and data, but I did run a large scale data center for Toshiba, and had to practice similar rules with IBM SW upgrades. I miss those headaches like I miss sales reps.