Hey Bro
Nature is really weird. If you get any sap on you from the stems of those flowers, it will make you deathly ill. Self protection at its best. Toxic.
Hope your right.
Just noticed you're @ fellow hockey f@n!! I'm @ C@n@diens f@n myself.
Hey OMM all I can say is wow. I've heard of no ceiling mj but thought it was the effect of the weed not a warning for the grow area. A couple of those girls look like they might have a peek at your roof soon. They are doing great out there.Looking very healthy
Holy Cow. Re@lly? Wh@t type of flower is th@t? The white-yellow one is @bsolutley gorgeous!!! You know wh@t would be @ cool pic?......the girls next to the c@b they were origin@lly in.
Hey, OMM! Your plants are big and beautiful! That tool list is hilarious, and so true! Especially the wire wheel.
Great work,and great journal! +reps
Here's the girls out side basking in the sun.
For you builders out there heres a helpful list telling you what different tools are used for.
DRILL PRESS:
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock
out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer
across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully
set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench
with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses
from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Oh, shit!"
SKILL SAW:
A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS:
Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of
blood-blisters.
BELT SANDER:
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into
major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW:
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It
transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more
you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS:
Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing
else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH:
Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on
fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which
you want to remove a bearing race.
TABLE SAW:
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for
testing wall integrity.
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK:
Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your
new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.
BAND SAW:
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good
aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can
after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST:
A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to
disconnect.
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style
paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be
used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER:
A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted
screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.
PRY BAR:
A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed
to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.
HOSE CUTTER:
A tool used to make hoses too short.
HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent to the
object we are trying to hit.
UTILITY KNIFE:
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered
to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl
records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and
rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but
only while in use.
Son of a Bitch TOOL:
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling, "Son
of a bitch" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool
that you will need.
I hope this list clarifies things for you so you will use them right.
Absolutely priceless. I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard. Can I copy this and send it to a friend? On second thought, were you watching me working in my shop?
Only one thing I can add
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used to BBQ your forearm, completely forgetting about the torch in your hand as you lean in for a closer look at your work.
Those Plumeria blooms were beautiful, naturally your realize I'm one jealous sob. The yellow throat bloom possibly the sweetest smelling flower on the face of the planet. Thanks for showing them.....but somehow I think your just screwing with me
Any chance of leasing a few square feet next to Joanne? Wanda, and I could be on the next flight.....damn those girls look good in the sun!
I thought you would like them.
