Learn And Grow With Amos: A Pharmacy Garden For Emotional Healing

[JoetheChro]

Blinding end to an already good day. Just found an Oz of decarbed weed in the back of the cupboard ready to go for edibles

 

[Trala]

Blinding end to an already good day. Just found an Oz of decarbed weed in the back of the cupboard ready to go for edibles

What’s decarbed mean?

 

[Melville Hobbes]

What’s decarbed mean?

I keep forgetting you don't make edibles.
It's heating the weed before you cook with it to convert the THCa into THC. You have to decarboxylate it or you won't get high.

 

[JoetheChro]

What’s decarbed mean?

Decarbed is Decarboxylated weed, a process it goes through when preparing for making edibles

All of that is old trim, chopped up fresh and pressed, wrapped in tin foil and baked in an oven really low (110’c/230f) for 90 minutes (please don’t quote me on that, don’t want to start a Decarb instructible war )

Allegedly can’t eat raw/dried herb and process THC and all the other boring bits without it being heated and activated” to this state like it is when a joint is lit etc

I’ve sprinkled a shot load of dry herb on pizza and ate it. One of my pals fell down some stairs after doing so. Might have been a placebo affect but I want some of what he’s having, he’s normally a sure footed fella

But for argument and “science” sake I decarb my weed.

In all honesty it really does make a difference

 

[JoetheChro]

Cheers gang. I bloody love 420

 

[VetSmoke85]

Those girls loved that rough handling. Shaping up nicely mate.

 

[Roy Growin]

Gonna get banned for life now...

A dog, a woman, a walnut tree
The harder you beat them
The better they be

That was written in C16
How times have changed

 

[Trala]

Gonna get banned for life now...

A dog, a woman, a walnut tree
The harder you beat them
The better they be

That was written in C16
How times have changed

I’ll throw my hat in the metaphor ring while on the subject of beating.

What’s the difference between an egg and a beetroot?
You can beat an egg, but you can’t beat a root.

That was spoken in the 1980’s.
When if comes to fucking and fruit and veg, times haven’t changed that much.

 

[Roy Growin]

What's the odd one out?
1/ An Egg
2/ A Rug
3/ A Wank

 

[JoetheChro]

What's the odd one out?
1/ An Egg
2/ A Rug
3/ A Wank

2 can be eaten?

 

[JoetheChro]

2 can be eaten?

I’ve turned it into answering a riddle. Apologies

 

[JoetheChro]

Morning campers, hope we are all well

Just ordered a 2.5 litre (2/3 of a gallon) bottle of this.

Was having a chat about bloom boosters on another thread and the idea of natural ones came up instead of using what I have normally.

I feel like I’ve cheated a bit getting this. Live by the coast so in theory could collect my own seaweed? (How much would I need? Answers on a postcard please )

Same cost as other lower priced cannabis based bloom boosts. After the run I’ve had with the generic tomato food I was willing to give this a go in the hopes of getting solid results

The reviews swung it for me. A lot of happy old age pensioners saying how much they love it IN CAPITAL LETTERS AS THATS HOW THEY MESSAGE BLESS THEM

 

[JoetheChro]

Joys of clandestine gardening just hit home.

Property inspection next week

Only come a month ago. Wasn’t expecting them til March

Got a feeling they’re going to sell the place I’m in.

Stuff likes this that sorts the men from the boys. Will show you how to strip and hide a tent and then have the cojones to brazen it out as landlord walks inches by the hiding place

 

[Melville Hobbes]

Joys of clandestine gardening just hit home.

Property inspection next week

Only come a month ago. Wasn’t expecting them til March

Got a feeling they’re going to sell the place I’m in.

Stuff likes this that sorts the men from the boys. Will show you how to strip and hide a tent and then have the cojones to brazen it out as landlord walks inches by the hiding place

Good luck!
At least they're not in flower.

 

[VetSmoke85]

Joys of clandestine gardening just hit home.

Property inspection next week

Only come a month ago. Wasn’t expecting them til March

Got a feeling they’re going to sell the place I’m in.

Stuff likes this that sorts the men from the boys. Will show you how to strip and hide a tent and then have the cojones to brazen it out as landlord walks inches by the hiding place

I had a nightmare with it this time last year. Landlord decided she was selling up and wanted people in valuing and viewing 3 months before we were due to be out. I was a few weeks into flower and had to cull some beautiful plants. If it was just the one inspection it would be fine. I've had the agent stood right next to my stealth cabinet in the past.

 

[JoetheChro]

I had a nightmare with it this time last year. Landlord decided she was selling up and wanted people in valuing and viewing 3 months before we were due to be out. I was a few weeks into flower and had to cull some beautiful plants. If it was just the one inspection it would be fine. I've had the agent stood right next to my stealth cabinet in the past.

I’ve had it with a photo grow before. Proper messed with light schedule and ended up stunted.

Just one of them things. Lucky it’s autos and only 9. Have had to move 25 from 6th floor of a block before.

Can deal with another inspection just not the moving. Only just got settled here

 

[JoetheChro]

Good luck!
At least they're not in flower.

Always a positive somewhere Mel

 

[VetSmoke85]

I’ve had it with a photo grow before. Proper messed with light schedule and ended up stunted.

Just one of them things. Lucky it’s autos and only 9. Have had to move 25 from 6th floor of a block before.

Can deal with another inspection just not the moving. Only just got settled here

I feel you there mate. It's a total pain in the arse. Waiting for the email to renew the contract on the place we're in now. Hoping they're happy for us to renew and praying they don't hike the rent up even more. Already paying a ludicrous amount.

 

[JoetheChro]

I feel you there mate. It's a total pain in the arse. Waiting for the email to renew the contract on the place we're in now. Hoping they're happy for us to renew and praying they don't hike the rent up even more. Already paying a ludicrous amount.

It’s a killer mate. With all these interest rate rises just don’t know what’s going to happen. Hoping it’s a terrible time to sell.

Missus has just told me to “calm the eff down” and stop pacing

Think she might be right

 

[Trala]

Look I’m not gonna lie Joe. I had real concerns when you renamed this thread to “Learn And Grow With Joe: A Pharmacy Garden For Emotional Healing”. Title sounded waaaaaaay too Red Table Talk/Oprah episode like to me. My pet hate is people who try and spread a faux zen narrative. ​

I’m just so glad you kept your grubby Jerry Springer type roots.

What's the odd one out?
1/ An Egg
2/ A Rug
3/ A Wank

And Growings, it’s a wank. You can beat an egg, you can beat a rug, but you can’t beat a wank (well you can but it’s a solid back up plan when you’re horny and Hans Solo)