I get to use the lol emoji cuz my man, I hear you. Ever see what us wheelies have to go through? It’s a long picnic. Like 20 minutes. Usually more like half an hour cuz TSA just loves to use wheelies as an active training op for their newbies. And it’s not just me they put through the wringer - it’s the chair too. People used to smuggle shit in the hollow legs of the chair and such. They swab the chair five times more than me. And although they do offer a private room if I choose, I never do because then it’s another half an hour. So yeah - I get it.I have so much hardware in my body I set off metal detectors. If I have to go through one, I just tell them to use the handheld detector and tell them where the metal is. It's in my feet knees hips and back. In airports that have them I end up going through the ex-ray machine. I hate the airport if they had their way, I would have to strip naked and then I look like a shark chewed me up and spit me out.