Hopefully Humorous Sunday Post
Yes, it's grow related, lol
Ok, so you guys remember that gigantic Chunkadelic auto with the towers that grew up in the outdoor rig in the early part of this grow? If you recall, that was my highest yielding auto to date, she hit the jars at 7.3 ounces and after two weeks got re-weighed at 6.9. So a 7 ounce auto, you'd think I'd be happy as pig in poop, and indeed I was.
Then I remembered that this was the one strain I chose to have one strain around that was very low THC but tasty. Kind of like maintenance weed, for if I have to go out to the doctor, or actually edit something for my real job, or something I don't want to be too high for. All my other weed wastes me and I knew it would, so the choice here was quite deliberate.
I didn't see 7 ounces of it coming.
So here I am with 7 damn ounces of 16-18% THC weed. Um......7 ounces of weed to smoke just for taste is a bit much and not really worth the wear and tear on my lungs. The actual circumstances that would dictate it's use are rare, and any other times I would never smoke this crap. Lmao.
But smoke it I have been. I want to free up the jar it's in cuz I need it for the next plants to harvest. And I want this weed to cease to exist. I've had friends stop by to try stuff, and they all tried it, and they all leave with gifts - and I can't GIVE this weed away. I keep saying, "it tastes great though," and stuff like that. Nope. No takers. Lmao.
Well I'm not going to WASTE it. And the more I smoke that, the less I bust into the good weed. So I have been trudging away on these seven ounces since November 3rd when it hit the jars. I am SO sick of this taste. And this non-buzz. But it's really not even worth kiefing or anything else, I considered all that. I have so much crap to make butter with I didn't want to do that either. And it is pretty and it does taste good. I just hardly know any rookie smokers who might catch a buzz off it. Again and again I pack this bud up and again and again I say maybe this bud is better than the others, and other fantasies. It never is. Lol.
Here's the punchline: As of this morning I'm down to an 1/8th!!!!!! I can smoke that today, easy!!! Tonight I get a jar back and the Chunkadelic will be no more.
Maybe it has helped my tolerance get to human levels and when I smoke, say, the Blueberry in a week or so to check it out it'll put me in outer space.
A man can dream.