Autos v. Photos - A 5x5 No Rules Fight for Yield: A Jon & NickHardy Gig

Seriously - we're growing 3 strains specifically for their high THC nature.

Its a busines for my wife. WE want to be legit and clean and damnit! honest!

Read the Gemmacert Myths article I linked to. High THC sells. They sell testing machines. They sell legit "ish" testing machines give high THC numbers everyone buys their machines. Its a commercial decision. Support the company gives us numbers that legitimise our high numbers?

Its so basic. Of course you want to make a quick buck you do that!

But they don/t they cap it at 30% any single cannabinoid because they say - yep sample size is too small. Also they alude to gaming the system. I guess coat your buds with kief, resin whatever.

Seem like an honest bunch.

Yours was from memory? 7%? Or 12%? No CBG or something as hoped?

Decent for outdoor.
 
I'm as some know, a big Formula One Fan.

Who wrote "Work Rest and Play" for Mars Bars?

Murray Walker!

I could link to it.

But it so tedious - do a little research yourself.

Check your sources, attribute as you see fit, but rarely it makes sense to attribute to your own managed source.


 
Yours was from memory? 7%? Or 12%? No CBG or something as hoped?
Decent for outdoor.
Mine was 14.25% THCa from the linked report I put in BOLD RED to increase the chance it would look more like a link to you than just regular type in green. :cheesygrinsmiley:

Maybe this will help:
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It was THCV I was hoping for, but there wasn't enough to matter. The CBG seeds came with multiple tests so I take them at their word on that one.


I lived in London most my life to age 26 in 2004. "Priceless" predated fucking Mastercard, savvy? I could link to it. But it so tedious - do a little research yourself.
No need for effing and blinding. You do bristle at my posts pretty easily I've noticed.

I can't find any reference to London using Priceless. Just Bancard in South America creating the ad.
 
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Me and The Terp King discussing the White Snow “product”

The effing and blinding is authentic how Londoners speak. Not like wishy washy Yorkshire or sing song Welsh.

Swear words are punctuation.

No “F bombs” in some titillating naughtiness.

So as one - I spoke like that.

“Probably the best…” by Carlsberg, the Danish beer company is one that went above the line to society generally. “Priceless” was just co opted. Such is the nature of lexicography post Berners-Lee

Me tetchy with you?!

You do take offense to my posts pretty easily I've noticed.

Umm?! Re read that buddy.

Seriously?!

Okey dokey.

I’ll try harder to agree with you more!

Nick
 
So I decided I wanted to get the hosue and then & Co joined me and 7/11 and then she wanted a drink so I went back to the dispensary opposite and turns out its owned by a mate, well acquaintance. He’s Belgian and owns a great restaurant and cocktail place that sells the best meatballs I’ve ever had in my life. In fact I should order them tomorrow.

Anyway he had this:

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He gave me the smallest buds. “Its the ones they test, less hoe you say..?”
- Stem?

“Yes yes!”

Its the same as rhe 1800 baht stuff the Terp King bought. 60%. Its definitely rolled in something. I paid 1200 baht $33 for 1.2 I think. We’re acquaintances, right?

Tastes of chemical and maybe if you reach for flavour citrus? Its badically like a dab of speed.

Quite dull.

Nice bit of luck the bar owner is a dispensary owner as well and has given up weed though. Saw my Storz & Bickel Crafty+ vape and said oh ai have teo hardy used Mighty+ - $120 each? Legit ones not the Chinese ones…

They’re nearly $500 new so yep I took one off his hands. They’re just a bit bigger and more powerful and more awesome - mine broke as the Chinese ones. But all the parts the same so have all new bits to service it.

And got two grams of new deliveries as I was in the store.

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These are more indica obvs! But Intell you what the best weed ai’ve ever smelt in a shop. They’d been in the fridge until my buddy arrived to sign for them. Tobacco and jackfruit for one and dank jungle fruit the other.

I’ll need them to knock this Snow stuff on the head!
Just guessing, but I’m gonna say that White Snow is NOT 60% thc. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
The “Night Moves”

Gosh fabulous tastes. Like leather with the mildest rosemary a d long aged tobacco on more leather. I’ve nver ridden a horse but I reckon what John Dutton’s saddle smells like.

THC? Oh 4% if its a day!

😂
Lmao. A Dutton reference eh? I’m up to season four. Continue streaming from scratch tonight. Season 4 episode 1. Been a long long time since I ever got excited to watch a tv show, but this is Costner’s fricking masterpiece. It’s brilliant and the acting is off the charts. Nice.
 
As a new grower, I’m not looking for reasons to harvest early, I’ve put a ton of money, time, and effort into this grow and am looking for when the best time to harvest is. I’ve read a ton of information on it, and there are a lot of opinions with just as many people saying those opinions are wrong. The one thing I have seen consistently is that whoever says another persons method is wrong, fails to provide a better more definitive method. It’s too dammed confusing. I can see pistol and tric color.. so, until I have better more definitive indicators, that’s all I have to work with.
Ha! Exactly how I felt when I started growing autos. I get that completely. There’s so much bullshit and conflicting information out there it’s insane. Lots of bro science, as Emilya used to call it. And tons of conflicting opinions even among experienced people, on almost every topic! I don’t know how we ever muddle through it and get to the point where we can consistently grow weed we are happy with. But people do, we are right now! Lmao.
 
Mine was 14.25% THCa from the linked report I put in BOLD RED to increase the chance it would look more like a link to you than just regular type in green. :cheesygrinsmiley:

Maybe this will help:
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It was THCV I was hoping for, but there wasn't enough to matter. The CBG seeds came with multiple tests so I take them at their word on that one.



No need for effing and blinding. You do bristle at my posts pretty easily I've noticed.

I can't find any reference to London using Priceless. Just Bancard in South America creating the ad.
@InTheShed, if it’s not out of bounds to ask this (of so just say sorry can’t say, idk, lol) - how are you able to get your weed legit tested? Are you a licensed person or is Nick right and there’s companies I’m unaware of who will test anyone’s weed for coin? Thanks.
 
I’m growing this. Is this all lies?


I look at strain after strain. I can accept that maybe it’s true that every strain will in reality come in lower than advertised, I absolutely will not accept that the strongest weed we can grow or smoke maxes at 22% thc in reality. It’s simply impossible. I know as a smoker it’s wrong, I know as a grower it’s wrong, and I know that it’s impossible that EVERYONE is lying.

Sorry Nick. Naysay thc all you like. I smoke for taste and my weed is definitively higher thc than 17%. Every bud I have is.
 
I send it up to a lab in San Fran for testing. I've used them 3x and they're friendly and fast. PM me for details!
2 blokes sitting in a bedroom smoking your weed "yea that's a good buzz let's say 26% " 🤣🤣🤣

But seriously how much do they charge?
 
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