Nick you remind me of my stepfather with this complete cynicism and lack of trust/belief in all things thc. He watches a lot of “news” and a little bit of actual news. Mostly Fox though. (I stay out of that room so as to not break the tv). I say to him, why do you get off on being scared intentionally and lied to? That’s all you see there. Why not watch a channel that gives you actual facts? He says, they’re all the same. They all lie. So it’s just entertaining and this is the most entertaining.
You don't test.
Every number is magical fairytale land to you.
I have tested lost. I have seen my friends tests.
I have read the tested companies literature on statistical analysis of tens of thousands of tests,
I bought Anesia Seeds, Imperium X and Future #1.
Now Blimburn sell the same two strains with the exact same copy on the strains and the exact same testing numbers.
Now if they copied the strain descriptive text I'm thing copy and pasting the test results isn't beyond their ken?
And no where - but no where! Is there a testing certificate to be found.
You know the strongest weed ever tested?
Germany has all these weird Cookies grows at 40% plus THC
Yep now legal when it was illegal the stronger it was the longer they could put you in jail.
The testing method the German Police used? Magnifying glasses and human testing.
All the proper big growers turned out were growing 40%+ THC weed and went to jail for 7-10 years. Rather than a fine and telling off at 17%
Holy moly!
The lab Shed has deets for is blue ribband stuff. Full spectrometer testing. Big sample size, ground up. Last year met some Cali lab workers tested it. They start with say 100 samples a day and takes 60 hours to prep them just to go in the machine. At 5pm they put them in the machine and 10 minutes later it spits the report the same as Shed shared earlier.
Those machines cost $100,000 USD upwards. Full sliding racks like 4 meters long.
When did you ever see a report for 30% weed in the format Shed's example comes from?
If they existed then you'd find me a couple, right?
Go on.
I'm not down on it all - like Azi first pointed out, the weed you thought was worth 32% is actually just worth 18% but brilliantly it still gets you just as high.