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Yeah it was pretty funny really except at the end when my chest hit the basement floor and the clown car horn went off then I had to lay there and smell it 'cause I was too sore to get right up. I was taking the big pile of couch blankets downstairs to wash before I stored them for the Winter (my girlfriend keeps the thermostat down and uses them in the living room). I got too lazy to make two trips up and down the stairs to get more 'cause I got high so I jus took the whole pile, which was much bigger than me but light so I thought I could handle it. The first and second step were cool but when I went down to the third one my foot wouldn't go down all the way. I had the biggest blanket in my arms wrapped up in the rest of them and was stepping on the other end. My other foot got caught between going down as I was leaning forward so I tried to sit down as fast as I could but gravity would have none of it. The first tumble wasn't bad being mostly blanket but the problem there was that the next stair was a little further down than it should have been in a normal fall because of the roll off the pile of blankets and the last thump on the basement floor let loose the angry spirits of ten thousand screaming chocolate Easter bunnies out my bumhole and into my nose. Man throw some real food in between all those Easter treats folks do your friends and loved ones a favor shoo-WEE!!!!
