2046 : Chimp vs. Sativa

[PotChimp]

It wasn't so much the bowl that fug dim up it was that ancient Shaolin temple hash that was inside it. He got the bowl outside easy enough, but he huffed up serious smoke and passed out in the snow. If I remember right he was so high when he got up he wandered around and wound up in America and that's what the show was about. Him having hash flashbacks of the past and whoopin' everybody's a$$ in a reefer madness fury. Yep that was it alright.....

 

[fish cake]

yeah but when he had to go into that file cabinet to change his identity it really validate the story:/

 

[PotChimp]

Update: Well everything is going okay, so I rearranged a few plants, and my grow units are like this now. The first (12/12, 200 watt red Feliz CFL, 25 watt fan, 16" x 24" grow area) has a LSTed SLH, a SCROG'ed Y Griega, and a few GDP clones. The second (18/6, 250 watt Agrosun MH/HPS, 4" inline fan/cooled reflector, 2' x 3' grow area) has the GDP reveg I took the clones from, a Free Tibet clone/reveg, a Y Griega clone, an Ice clone, and 6 BC Bud Depot GSC plants. The third (12/12, 600 watt Eye-Hortilux HPS 8" inline fan/cooled reflector, 2' x 3' grow area) now has all 6 CDDBX3 female plants, a SLH clone, and a GDP clone. I decided to finish the seeded CDDBX3 mother out under a better light. It kept up with the others under a 200 watt CFL. I know the fact that it's seedy makes it bigger in the bud areas, but I still think I made the right choice. And the fourth unit (12/12, 400 watt Eye-Hortilux HPS w/50 watt tri-band LED*, 6" inline fan/cooltube reflector, 20" x 48" grow area) has 2 OTH plants, a White Urkel, Blueberry, OG Kush - Ghost Cut (yay I saw calyx hairs on it yesterday Dr GT didn't put the sausage to me!), and a Blue Cheese. I have that Golden Tiger reveg/clone in a dark room, debating on whether it's good enough to overcrowd everything. I'll probably decide today or tomorrow.

I finished all the smoke from the strains that I started this grow journal with. They were all good. None were really great, though. Free Tibet was definitely the one to beat. Fully matured, the Pre-'98 Bubba BX2 was neck and neck with the 2046 buzzwise. The Boulder Bubblegum was okay; so was the Sour Diesel #2. I pulled my Satori clone this morning. Another good but not great weed; I won't redo it. Well I got work to do as usual so I gotta go.

* soon to be (2) 50 watt tri-band LEDs when they're back in stock.



ooh ooh ooh.....

 

[PotChimp]

ahh ahh ahh!!!!!

 

[PotChimp]

Here's some more comparison pics to see how well things are coming along. A Y Griega clone (front), a Super Lemon Haze clone (middle), and a Golden Tiger reveg (back; yep kept it greedy lil' chimp that I am). These are starting under the 200 watt bloom CFL, then they'll go wherever I have the room.

Grand Daddy Purple in Subcool's super soil mix.

Yet another Super Lemon Haze clone.

I need to defoliate here, no doubt about it. This is the Chemdawg D BX 3 grow.

I'll do it in a few days after I'm sure it's okay from the lower branch removal I did. Got a busy day somebody's coming to look at the blueprints for my latest invention the left-handed joint!

 

[fish cake]

OOO a left handed joint. I have heard tell of such a thing but thought it was only legend
ladies look sweet

 

[PotChimp]

OOO a left handed joint. I have heard tell of such a thing but thought it was only legend
ladies look sweet

The one I invented is reversible. You can light the other end in the event you're right-handed.

 

[fish cake]

OUTSTANDING!!! you should not bring it up though or everyone will copy it before you get the patent

The one I invented is reversible. You can light the other end in the event you're right-handed.

 

[Buckshot]

that was a prime ball of hash the master held in his hand... if it was potchimp he would have monkey slapped Po and been smoking that hash the first day

I tried one of your f'ed up dual joints... lit one end and got f'ed up and lit the other end too, burned the shit out of my lip doing it.

edit -- I forgot to complement your awesome grow! those ladies look very happy

PS the spell checker suggests "Fed" for "f'ed", you think it knows?

 

[JB42]

Funny guy you potchimp

Its wierd i'm right handed but smoke with my left, so that thing would just F*** my brain

 

[PotChimp]

Wait 'til you see the April 20th doobie I'm gonna invent. I call it project lungslayer. Could be the world record for joint size contest starting here on 420 Mag. I know Ima get dogged by everybody about smokin' it but it's gonna bring many a smile to my face in the years to come. Ah who am I kidding I know somebody out there's rolled a joint bigger than a quarter elbow before, but in the event they haven't, as of 4-20-2013 I officially plant my flag.....

 

[PotChimp]

that was a prime ball of hash the master held in his hand... if it was potchimp he would have monkey slapped Po and been smoking that hash the first day

I tried one of your f'ed up dual joints... lit one end and got f'ed up and lit the other end too, burned the shit out of my lip doing it.

edit -- I forgot to complement your awesome grow! those ladies look very happy

PS the spell checker suggests "Fed" for "f'ed", you think it knows?

Master Po held out the ball of Shaolin temple hash and said to young Chimphopper "When you can snatch the ball of..... Hey! It's gone!!!!" as the cloud of superdank hash vapors faded from the young chimp's head and his blood red barely open eyes and ear to ear drug-induced smile were revealed. "Master", said the young PotChimp "you were talking about that chunk of dope way too long I was worried you were gonna babysit it. You know I get high; sorry." And the wise old Master Po looked at young Chimphopper looking around the temple for more and said,"Now you have learned."

 

[fish cake]

Wait 'til you see the April 20th doobie I'm gonna invent. I call it project lungslayer. Could be the world record for joint size contest starting here on 420 Mag. I know Ima get dogged by everybody about smokin' it but it's gonna bring many a smile to my face in the years to come. Ah who am I kidding I know somebody out there's rolled a joint bigger than a quarter elbow before, but in the event they haven't, as of 4-20-2013 I officially plant my flag.....

the way I see it only a chimp could wrap a Qp having those extra thumbs help.

 

[PotChimp]

But then Master Po realized that the young Chimphopper took the last ball of Shaolin Temple Ball Hash out of his pocket and smoked it too. He turned to the stoned chimp, yelled "Kyo...CERA!!!!!", kicked him in the lips and sent him banished from the ancient temple forever. That's when he became the Mighty Pope Eradicus Chimpus but he smoked all the Vatican Hash and got threw out by the cardinals there too.

 

[fish cake]

so did the chimp find L. Ron Hubbard and start highentology? or did he go to Utah and start the smokemoreofthem faith?

 

[PotChimp]

No that was later then he met Ziggy Stardust and became StarChimp.....

 

[fish cake]

whats that? Hawaiian noises he's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee
that aint workin

 

[Buckshot]

This has to become a stand up act... meanwhile a select few will benefit greatly

I was going to say thank you Potchimp but I also have to compliment your straight man for feeding you too

The fish & chimp show (just cause it sounds better that way)

Thanks gents ... gent and chimp

 

[fish cake]

This has to become a stand up act... meanwhile a select few will benefit greatly

I was going to say thank you Potchimp but I also have to compliment your straight man for feeding you too

The fish & chimp show (just cause it sounds better that way)

Thanks gents ... gent and chimp

it has to be the potchimp and friends after all he started it
oh and grassyass

 

[PotChimp]

What I think I'm gonna do is get one of those long balloons you know the ones like the alcoholic birthday clown you hire for your kid's party blows up and twists into an aardvark before he passes out in your bathroom then I'll tape one end tie that end to a door knob and tie a string to the other end and If I pull it a little tight it should be straight then I'll wrap that Big Bambu paper around it and when the edge seals and dries I'll just pop the balloon and voila! A rolling paper tube to pack 4.20 oz. of cannabis into! After 40 years of sitting up in that album cover that giant paper's gonna taste like ten thousand a$$holes I hope the pot gets me high enough to sit there and taste it for about 4 hours and 20 minutes.