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Nope 
got about 3 inches gone so far. Workin' hard on it; will keep everybody posted as to my progress.
got about 3 inches gone so far. Workin' hard on it; will keep everybody posted as to my progress.
2046 : Chimp vs. Sativa
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Hahahahahah thats the best mate, ive never even seen a spliff that big, a tune for 420 to help you smoke mate......
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Thanks JB42 I need a cheering section on this one..... 
Official 4.20 oz. marijuana cigarette report :
I got this thing down to 3.05 oz. There are a few things to take in to consideration with a J of this magnitude.
1) Smoke it outside (if you can safely). There is a 2-3 foot thick layer of smoke rolling on the ceiling of the basement. At 15 feet away I can't read 1/2" tall print. I knew it would be bad, so I closed this side of the basement off. It's about 12' x 40' x 7' on this side.
2) It takes a full lung rip to get a hit off this thing so it tends to wear on a chimp but don't worry I'll live It is a bit wasteful smoking it by myself, but it beats throwing it away.
3) This thing is messy. I'm using the downstairs sink as an ashtray. Get ready for a lot of ashes.
4) Above all, this thing can be a fire hazard if you don't watch it. Think campfire. Don't leave it unattended and make sure 100% that it is out. I'm using a mister to put it out between burn sessions.
5) Smoking an ounce of weed in two somewhat lengthy sessions like that will get you quite stoned.
6) Do it and as long as you live, you'll never forget 4-20-_ _ (fill in the year).
Official 4.20 oz. marijuana cigarette report :
I got this thing down to 3.05 oz. There are a few things to take in to consideration with a J of this magnitude.
1) Smoke it outside (if you can safely). There is a 2-3 foot thick layer of smoke rolling on the ceiling of the basement. At 15 feet away I can't read 1/2" tall print. I knew it would be bad, so I closed this side of the basement off. It's about 12' x 40' x 7' on this side.
2) It takes a full lung rip to get a hit off this thing so it tends to wear on a chimp but don't worry I'll live
It is a bit wasteful smoking it by myself, but it beats throwing it away. 3) This thing is messy. I'm using the downstairs sink as an ashtray. Get ready for a lot of ashes.
4) Above all, this thing can be a fire hazard if you don't watch it. Think campfire. Don't leave it unattended and make sure 100% that it is out. I'm using a mister to put it out between burn sessions.
5) Smoking an ounce of weed in two somewhat lengthy sessions like that will get you quite stoned.
6) Do it and as long as you live, you'll never forget 4-20-_ _ (fill in the year).
Legendary mate
Do you need a blow torch to light it???
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I'm using a grill lighter so I don't get my hand near the coal. Oops, almost forgot -
7) A doobie this big and to this scale is high maintenance. When you smoke on it the weed gets moist from resin and tends to get spongy, which makes the joint soft. I had to take a paint mixer tool for a drill and pack it down to give it some firmness twice already; if you don't it tends to sidewind and could potentially fall apart.
Well I'm going back at this thing for another hour and let's see if we can't get a bit of the day's toil done then finish off this skimpy lil' pin joint, shall we?
7) A doobie this big and to this scale is high maintenance. When you smoke on it the weed gets moist from resin and tends to get spongy, which makes the joint soft. I had to take a paint mixer tool for a drill and pack it down to give it some firmness twice already; if you don't it tends to sidewind and could potentially fall apart.
Well I'm going back at this thing for another hour and let's see if we can't get a bit of the day's toil done then finish off this skimpy lil' pin joint, shall we?
I'm using a grill lighter so I don't get my hand near the coal. Oops, almost forgot -
7) A doobie this big and to this scale is high maintenance. When you smoke on it the weed gets moist from resin and tends to get spongy, which makes the joint soft. I had to take a paint mixer tool for a drill and pack it down to give it some firmness twice already; if you don't it tends to sidewind and could potentially fall apart.
Well I'm going back at this thing for another hour and let's see if we can't get a bit of the day's toil done then finish off this skimpy lil' pin joint, shall we?
if anything happens I will put 911 on speed dial as soon as I find the number
mountaingoat
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Shaaaamazing!
Took about 20 minutes to get this thing lit and burning even. Happy 420 everybody! Don't mind the stoned chimp.....
ooh ooh ooh, AHH AHH AHH!!!!!
This has to be the best picture ever posted on 420 Potchimp, share it all around the site.
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I forgot their number or else I'd pass it on to you.
Well, my lungs are crying uncle but to no avail. At the 2/3 mark, the age of the rolling paper (40+ years?) took its toll and about 2 inches of it started to flake and fall apart. The good news is that I have a few of these Big Bambu papers (I ordered a few online, but most of the albums had damage to the paper or record) and I made a sleeve for the short end to finish the final 1/3, which I hope to have gone by 4:20 P.M. today. Man I had to huff so hard to get it lit again that I was getting head rushes and started laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
My lungs are feeling it, but one thing you don't think about when you laugh at the smoke rolling out of the van when you watch "Up In Smoke" is how bad of an eye irritant it is. I had to leave this time to give my EYES a break and not my lungs (which feel like I inhaled fire, by the way). This is just from getting it lit; I should have took a pic just before the room evacuation.....
I'm high as Hell though.
Well, my lungs are crying uncle but to no avail. At the 2/3 mark, the age of the rolling paper (40+ years?) took its toll and about 2 inches of it started to flake and fall apart. The good news is that I have a few of these Big Bambu papers (I ordered a few online, but most of the albums had damage to the paper or record) and I made a sleeve for the short end to finish the final 1/3, which I hope to have gone by 4:20 P.M. today. Man I had to huff so hard to get it lit again that I was getting head rushes and started laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
My lungs are feeling it, but one thing you don't think about when you laugh at the smoke rolling out of the van when you watch "Up In Smoke" is how bad of an eye irritant it is. I had to leave this time to give my EYES a break and not my lungs (which feel like I inhaled fire, by the way). This is just from getting it lit; I should have took a pic just before the room evacuation.....
I'm high as Hell though.
Surprised your still with us Chimp!! If you could OverDose and die off weed, that'd be the spliff that would do it!
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This has to be the best picture ever posted on 420 Potchimp, share it all around the site.
I wish I could have caught the timer right, and been still at the instant it took the pic so the image wasn't blurred. I've been posting it around hoping everybody gets a laugh. We could all use one these days.
I can only think of 3...no 4..20 ways better
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Here's round 3 results:
Doobzilla is down to 2.2 oz. (almost half gone), but the old paper is starting to get weak again. Just because there's gonna be a roach means there's no way I can smoke the whole 4.20 oz. Unless I roll the roach up in joints
It's getting so soft even after the 4th ramrod packing with the paint mixer tool that it's going to fall apart if I'm not careful with it. But if I pack it again the old paper will crumble. I'm ordering rice art paper next year so the doob I roll don't taste like every anus at Woodstock again..... 
Not that I went around Woodstock tasting everybody's anus I'm just sayin' that's what it would probably taste like.
I won't roll another one like this next year. Most of the smoke rolls into the air trying to huff on it hard enough to get a good hit, so I'd say about 1/4 of it goes..... wait for it, wait for it..... up in smoke (groan) as far as efficiency goes. And getting it lit because of the mouth sized diameter is really rough on an old chimp like me. I'm gonna to give it one more session in a few and see if I can't cough up a lung or two. I should smoke me a few normal size Jbirds it would be a nice break from that eye-burnin' lungslayer man I sure named that thing right.
I wonder if this pic will get around the internet.....
Doobzilla is down to 2.2 oz. (almost half gone), but the old paper is starting to get weak again. Just because there's gonna be a roach means there's no way I can smoke the whole 4.20 oz. Unless I roll the roach up in joints
It's getting so soft even after the 4th ramrod packing with the paint mixer tool that it's going to fall apart if I'm not careful with it. But if I pack it again the old paper will crumble. I'm ordering rice art paper next year so the doob I roll don't taste like every anus at Woodstock again..... Not that I went around Woodstock tasting everybody's anus I'm just sayin' that's what it would probably taste like.I won't roll another one like this next year. Most of the smoke rolls into the air trying to huff on it hard enough to get a good hit, so I'd say about 1/4 of it goes..... wait for it, wait for it..... up in smoke (groan) as far as efficiency goes. And getting it lit because of the mouth sized diameter is really rough on an old chimp like me. I'm gonna to give it one more session in a few and see if I can't cough up a lung or two. I should smoke me a few normal size Jbirds it would be a nice break from that eye-burnin' lungslayer man I sure named that thing right.
I wonder if this pic will get around the internet.....
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At the risk of being frowned upon again by the weed gods, here goes.....
Mama mia Ima smoka 'til Popa Chimpa nomo!!!!!
Mama mia Ima smoka 'til Popa Chimpa nomo!!!!!
that was a spicy meatball. cant believe you almost smoked the whole thing. but pot pot buzz buzz I bet e relief it was and if that wasn't bad enough.. wheres the kief? with 4.2 you can smoke half and still have a bowl. you know ya just cant roll one!
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Man wouldn't it have been cool if that old lady from the Wendy's commercials was still alive and weed being legal led to TV commercials then she could stand at the dispensary counter and yell "Where's the kief?!?!?" after the dude showed her a nug?
HE HE I just did a search on medical seeds on google and guess who's Image popped up?
some crazy chimp with a mechicken shirt and a very very large left handed cigarette
my buddy is a legend!
some crazy chimp with a mechicken shirt and a very very large left handed cigarette
my buddy is a legend
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mountaingoat
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Living legend love it!
Chimp you just went big man. Beat my biggest doobie by a mile. It was like 2 oz but was like mid grade stuff at best.
You da man chimp!
You da man chimp!
I thought you were just joking 
