2046 : Chimp vs. Sativa

[PotChimp]

I work night maintenance at the Sistene Chapel, so while everybody was busy I snuck up into the attic to toke down a few bongloads tonight. It got really smoky, so I opened up the roof vent now everybody thinks there's a new Pope.....

Man are they gonna stop cheering quick when smoke rolls out those doors and I step out holding my bong hacking and scratching my privates through a hole in my underwear.

 

[fish cake]

the pope thing is funny, but I thought chimpanzees didnt wear underware. if so boxers or briefs?
when you grow(plants) do you come to a time where you load the nutes or just by feel? what I mean is do you apply much more nutes than recomended or stick with a strict schedual? like your own trick?

 

[KushMeister]

I work night maintenance at the Sistene Chapel, so while everybody was busy I snuck up into the attic to toke down a few bongloads tonight. It got really smoky, so I opened up the roof vent now everybody thinks there's a new Pope.....

Man are they gonna stop cheering quick when smoke rolls out those doors and I step out holding my bong hacking and scratching my privates through a hole in my underwear.

If you come out with the bong on your head, I'm sure nobody will notice you're not the Pope.

 

[PotChimp]

The first time I feed is at the 3 week point. It seems like just before and after that I see the normal shade of green that the particular strain is supposed to be. What I've been trying to do is adjust the day the plants are fed not by a schedule but by the look of that exact color (I'm not good enough yet to have a feel for growth rates and feed when it slows down). Organic foods I feed at full strength (as opposed to the weekly adjusted ratios). Fox Farms I feed at the weekly ratios but again, not twice weekly but when I see the lighter green growth.

My commando days are over by law us chimps have to wear underwear these days. Too many brown streaks left on park benches, bus seats, government office furniture, major corporation CEOs lear jet seats, etc. Hanes quit making loin cloths so I wear the old flannel undies with the two-button flap door for easy access turd drops.....

 

[PotChimp]

If you come out with the bong on your head, I'm sure nobody will notice you're not the Pope.

I was going to hold it out and do the sign of the cross maybe they'll think it's frankincense rollin out of my lungs.....

 

[fish cake]

the POPE CHIMP awesome

If you come out with the bong on your head, I'm sure nobody will notice you're not the Pope.

 

[PotChimp]

Alright Pope Chimpus is tired of the lack of pay and chicks already so he's quitting the job too. You can all call me Eminence Front Pope Chimpus now.....

 

[PotChimp]

Do I still get paid if I quit?

 

[fish cake]

yeah but they lock you up in a box till you aint popen nomo

Do I still get paid if I quit?

 

[PotChimp]

Afterwards the Vatican doctor runs out to the balcony and yells,"Mama mia atsa popa nomo!!!!"

 

[KushMeister]

the POPE CHIMP awesome

Alright Pope Chimpus is tired of the lack of pay and chicks already so he's quitting the job too. You can all call me Eminence Front Pope Chimpus now.....

Stick around your Eminence. Chicks? I didn't think that was your speed, but OK we can get you chicks.

See?

 

[PotChimp]

Oops forgot it was the Catholic church should have said lack of pay and boys (easy on a chimp you religious folks; just joking). But since there ARE chicks around E. Pluribus Unum Pope Chimpus will keep the job for now. Five bodacious bong rips and a Hail Mary.....

 

[wildbill38]

This journal is funnier than a stand up routine. Nice plants Pot Chimp.

 

[fish cake]

he is one funny ape! purdy smart too

This journal is funnier than a stand up routine. Nice plants Pot Chimp.

 

[Hozona]

Too funny!

 

[mountaingoat]

Would be the best confessions ever!
-Forgive me father for I have sinned.
-It is all good please take some hits of our holy water bong and say a couple of hail Mary Jane´s.



Best religon ever!.... Hey if one were to create a religon which bases its fate on the use of MJ wouldnt that kinda make it less illegal...? Since they need it to be able to practice their fate?

I mean look at this guy BBC News - Austrian driver allowed 'pastafarian' headgear photo

 

[fish cake]

Would be the best confessions ever!
-Forgive me father for I have sinned.
-It is all good please take some hits of our holy water bong and say a couple of hail Mary Jane´s.

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Best religon ever!.... Hey if one were to create a religon which bases its fate on the use of MJ wouldnt that kinda make it less illegal...? Since they need it to be able to practice their fate?

I mean look at this guy BBC News - Austrian driver allowed 'pastafarian' headgear photo

there is some cat in cali that has done just that made grass their religon sawer on one them tv programs
on

 

[PotChimp]

Esparagus Pope Chimpus gives his first papal blessing : I'd like to quote from Exodus Cheese 4:20. "For yea, whoa yayeth, He cameth, He toketh, and it was good."

Please feel free to fill the collection grinder on the way out.

 

[PotChimp]

Probably should've quoted the Cannabis Grow Bible.....

 

[KushMeister]

Would be the best confessions ever!
-Forgive me father for I have sinned.
-It is all good please take some hits of our holy water bong and say a couple of hail Mary Jane´s.



Best religon ever!.... Hey if one were to create a religon which bases its fate on the use of MJ wouldnt that kinda make it less illegal...? Since they need it to be able to practice their fate?

I mean look at this guy BBC News - Austrian driver allowed 'pastafarian' headgear photo

Thanks MtnGoat! The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster rocks! +reps!