Weasel Forges Ahead

Off topic, sorry weasel...
We have election coming up (not sure what for, maybe prime Minister.. anyway, scumbag mining magnat, rips off his workers, rich slob has started his own party, trys to connect to the struggling demographic (strange) and the right or Australia first type folks... Anyway, he got 2 million phone numbers and has been sending unsolicited 'vote for me' texts, that have caused a stir, people asking where he got their number from etc. My number was one of them (probably downloaded from Asian porn site :rofl:) but in social media and on the news it's been a big story.. he has defended his right to do it, as it's not against the law etc etc. He's an arsehole but i laughed when I got the latest one;

When elected, the United Australia party will ban unsolicited political text messages which Labor and Liberal have allowed..

:rofl::rofl: he's the only one doing it :rofl::rofl:
 
Weaselcracker said:
So how do I get a fire extinguisher re-pressurized.....
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Your dry ice woes gave me a good chuckle as I was rolling thru my world yesterday.
The French Quarter consumes mountains of seafood daily. It's delivered to the various establishments in small cargo trucks that cool the load with dry ice. You can literally pick it up off the streets of NOLA.... tho a quick word with the driver might yield a cleaner variety as the streets of NOLA tend to be a touch on the gritty side.
 
GrizzWald said:
When elected, the United Australia party will ban unsolicited political text messages which Labor and Liberal have allowed..

:rofl::rofl: he's the only one doing it :rofl::rofl:
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I wouldn't laugh to long there bro, you could end up with a fvck-tard for pres like USA.

I wonder how many times his lawyers told him he cant ban the news. :hmmmm:

Good thing tho, here in Amerika, our next president will be FOR the end of cannabis prohibition. Anyone that wants to get elected will be. So we have that going.

Tead said:
The French Quarter .. word with the driver might yield a cleaner variety as the streets of NOLA tend to be a touch on the gritty side.
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Don't eat the yellow snow bro! lol
 
Tead said:
So.... as I was putting on shorts and sandals this morning on my way out to enjoy a sunny 81f day, I thought of Weas for the briefest of moments and chuckled.
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He's out on the lake with a post hole digger drilling for some dinner.

All good.

Easy catchin.

Good eats.

Then there's Mardi Gras

Also good eats.
 
Isn't it a good look, when you ask the local 'hot' Korean chick that you've had some flirtatious banter with, if she celebrates Chinese New year.. fuck I hate alcohol :rofl:
 
Koreans in the US usually follow the Gregorian Calendar. :cool:

Do what I do.... wait. Maybe not.

Was gonna say hold her tight with hugs, but dont get creepy.

Wait for a green light! lol
 
bobrown14 said:
Was gonna say hold her tight with hugs, but dont get creepy.
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Wtf, I've gotta move to America... give her hugs but don't be creepy :rofl::rofl::rofl: I feel like a creep thinking how I could possibly do that :rofl::rofl:
And yes that's almost how she explained it... "I celebrate New year on the new year" lmfao
 
I see it's 'that time of year' again. The norther neighbors are mostly hibernating. Weas is out doing something fun or suffering with crazy connection outages. We're all here cutting up on his thread. Traditions ehh?

GrizzWald said:
fuck I hate alcohol
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Oh the stories I could share. My streets run deep with spirits of all types. Some days it's fun to laugh at the drunken amateur tourists, some days they're just a traffic hazard. The Mardi Gras season is afoot, I'm sure I'll hoist a few and join in the insanity.
 
I once knew a chick that visited the Big Easy in the spring or summer. She told me walking down the sidewalk at night was like walking on peanut shells with all of the large exoskeletons crunching underfoot, lol.
 
Dankman_420 said:
I bet you see some crazy shit during Mardi gras
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Crazy shit. Any weekend warm night. So many different parties. I once witnessed one gent 'pleasuring' another on the center white-line of Bourbon street. Some things are amazingly wonderful... amazingly. Some things... not so much.

Skybound said:
I once knew a chick that visited the Big Easy in the spring or summer. She told me walking down the sidewalk at night was like walking on peanut shells with all of the large exoskeletons crunching underfoot, lol.
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Hmmm.... I've seen the caterpillars from the oak trees line the sidewalks of decent streets... but I suspect your previous sweetie was visiting some of the darker back alley areas when one finds many industrial garbage cans.

Fun side story, we measure our Mardi Gras visitors based on trash collection measurements.
 
Mardi Gras - oh the memories. Was talking about that Friday night with some friends that were there with me the last time we went. Tipitina's is a great place to catch some music.
 
Yeah seen both of those bands a few times. Rosie I've seen her a bunch of times.

RBB are icons. Mighty fine.

Tough to get out with a garden and all lol. I have to plan ahead.

Whole bunch of my friends just played there a few weeks ago and I missed it. Had a ride a room and a ride back home. Timing sucked = about to harvest.

Wood love to catch some Keith Frank down on the Bayou fer sure.
 
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