Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Jesus fucking Christ!

We have had a huge storm come through. Hail and everything.

Percy got hit

Look at Tatiana! She did love him!

I literally don’t know how to feel! I fucking talk to them and I’m not even joking!

 

[Schnookie]

Hello! And Happy Halloween!

Omg I’ve had the best day! I really have! I packed so much in! I’m on the chill end now. I’m just sitting quietly sipping a red watching a summer storm roll in. Life is good.

I didn’t forget the lollies! I’ve got treats for the kiddies!

Halloween is like Christmas Day for the pedophiles. It’s the one day of the year they can go fucking mad giving kids lollies without getting side eyed.

I’ve got a wildly inappropriate joke, so if you can’t find humour in every topic, do not read!

For my debauchers:-

What’s the thing a pedo likes most about fucking twenty eight year olds?!
There’s twenty of them.

Lolllllll!

Omg first the drama! I’ve found myself in a situation. I’ve cheated on my waxer. And I’m defs swapping her out. I got my brows done today by the other girl and they are just so mint! Last time I saw my waxer I needed brows and a lady garden tidy up, brows were just okay, but my lady garden, sweet fucking Jesus! I swear to god I thought she ripped my flap off! Even she went “ooh sorry”. Legit went to the toilet straight after expecting blood to be pouring from it! Thankfully it was intact. I mean I could tolerate genital mutilation if her brows were on fleek, but she’s average at best. So it’s gonna be awkward going forward, but it’s gotta be done.

And a super nice thing! I got a random act of kindness today too! From my nursery lady! She gave me a bee! I was waiting to be served and I was just admiring them, and she grabbed one and said “this is for you”. Like yeah I’ve literally spent thousands there, and I think the bee was $5, but I felt so soecial and happy in my heart!

And here’s my perpetuation ❤

And Snook! J’s memory plant is in flower

What kind of flower/plant is that?

 

[burdok420]

Hi again

I feel like that cat you knew around your neighbourhood that nobody owned and would disappear for months, and you were sure it had met its end out in the wilderness.
Yet every time it would come back, slightly more beaten and dishevelled but still alive.

Well, here I am again.

Glad to see you're doing well, garden is tidy as always.

Peace

 

[Granny420]

Hi Granny!

Here’s your plant thingy.

So I’m all about a CarCanopy. It’s what we’ve dubbed Carcasses style of growing. You need to check him out if you aren’t already. I used to have a link in my sig, I’m not sure what’s happened to it but I’ll fix it tomoz. Hashgirl did a full bookmark of his grow tips step by step. I’ll find it for you.

Today before I nit sprayed I unhooked this girl. While I keep watering and nutes simple, I love fucking about training. A Carcanopy is always my goal. I just never get there.

So omg I’m a bit zooted. I hope this makes sense lol. So it’s like gentle supercropping. I fucking hate supercropping. As a woman who has had a jaw broken, I just can’t snap them without feeling so uncomfortable in myself. I know it’s stupid but I feel what I feel lol.

I want to train them without hurting them. Carhooking is like yoga. Plant yoga. Well I think it is lol.

Carcass uses a beautiful elegant hook. Mine is caveman style. So because my plants are so big and strong I’ve had to reinforce the hook. I use a stake with a bent metal kinda hook.

I should have taken a before shot.

This is what I took out of Loopy Bee after I nit sprayed her this morning:-

So this is her before and what I want her shape to look like.

So I work out shape. I want that carcass ring of beauty.

Then I get my hook and make it happen. Gently bending so she’s stretching rather than getting her jaw broken lol.

Sorry the lightening is different, I stripped her hooks at around 7am then didn’t get back home till this arvo.

And I try and create a level CarCanopy. I never do but I always try lol. If you aren’t already watching him, carcass is the best at training in here imo. He’s just started a seed. I was instantly mesmerised by his grow. The time. The pride. The beauty. We have a saying here in Australia. It’s “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. What it means is - I’m here to try and represent the mag. To do my best to showcase good growing. I’m here to learn and share notes. I’m not here to grow shit. Not that I’m even in the Top 25 growers here lol, but every seed I wake I try my best to make sing.

Hopefully I can make my Lupita Loony Loopster Bee sing lol.

I’ll get you a pic in the morning. Hopefully she looks more circular.

Anyhoo I hope this is a help. Even if it’s not I’ve really enjoyed trying to put it together for you. Sorry it’s taken me so many days to get it up but it’s hard trying to fit everything in.

And thanks for being so nice to me. I bet you’re a great mum. My mum was shit but I still really miss some things about her.

Hey Spectacular Trala!

Thank you so very much for taking the time to add this for me! Beautiful and kind training there! I don’t like super cropping either. I know it works for many great growers, but it’s not my style either. This is the first time I’ve even topped my girls. That quad line style is working out so nicely for me this round, but still LST to do and your tips are grand!! I did squish a couple tops a bit much in my LST, but ended up giving them a repair job cuz personally I really don’t like totally bent stalks.

You did an excellent job with description AND images! And yes, your girls all look perfectly shaped, very circular with nice level tops. Now I understand how they get that way! THANK YOU Miz Trala!!! I will also make sure I check out Carcass’ grows when I have time too! There are so many super great growers here! And super growers who lead one to where they learned their techniques! What a wonderful place 420 is.

Your wax. Oh my! Once saw a friend who’s eyebrow area were so fricking burnt red. Gees, something went totally wrong there. Sure am glad you found someone who did yours right! Me, I’ve got more the Whoopi version of brows cuz there’s not many I leave there.

Love ya Sassy Trala! And thank you again!

 

[Granny420]

Jesus fucking Christ!

We have had a huge storm come through. Hail and everything.

Percy got hit

Look at Tatiana! She did love him!

I literally don’t know how to feel! I fucking talk to them and I’m not even joking!

Ok, Nurse T… it is time for emergency action! Does Percy have a heart beat or respers? Maybe a bit of mouth to mouth to figure out where his heart valves are leaking? Grab your crash cart and get to work! First, clean around the affected area with rubbing alcohol. Grab or cut your patch to size, being sure to overlap the size of the wound. Use a fast drying adhesive, and wahlah Trala! You’ve revived poor Percy! I hope! I’m prayin for ya Percy!!

 

[Trala]

What kind of flower/plant is that?

I’ll circle back. I actually took its first flower and framed it, coz I’m sentimental and as exTra as fuck!

Lol

 

[Trala]

Hi again

I feel like that cat you knew around your neighbourhood that nobody owned and would disappear for months, and you were sure it had met its end out in the wilderness.
Yet every time it would come back, slightly more beaten and dishevelled but still alive.

Well, here I am again.

Glad to see you're doing well, garden is tidy as always.

Peace

Omg!

Hey Shags!

Of all my stray cats, baby you are my fave.

Hope your life is lovely and I miss ya

 

[Trala]

Hey Spectacular Trala!

Thank you so very much for taking the time to add this for me! Beautiful and kind training there! I don’t like super cropping either. I know it works for many great growers, but it’s not my style either. This is the first time I’ve even topped my girls. That quad line style is working out so nicely for me this round, but still LST to do and your tips are grand!! I did squish a couple tops a bit much in my LST, but ended up giving them a repair job cuz personally I really don’t like totally bent stalks.

You did an excellent job with description AND images! And yes, your girls all look perfectly shaped, very circular with nice level tops. Now I understand how they get that way! THANK YOU Miz Trala!!! I will also make sure I check out Carcass’ grows when I have time too! There are so many super great growers here! And super growers who lead one to where they learned their techniques! What a wonderful place 420 is.

Your wax. Oh my! Once saw a friend who’s eyebrow area were so fricking burnt red. Gees, something went totally wrong there. Sure am glad you found someone who did yours right! Me, I’ve got more the Whoopi version of brows cuz there’s not many I leave there.

Love ya Sassy Trala! And thank you again!

Hello you

I’m so glad you are here! Like I can be extra as fuck, and I overshare to the point of awkwardness, coz I’m a girl plant, and for the most part, it’s in a girl plants DNA. My boy plants in here are so good to me. And I love them so much. Like I know for the most part they are thinking “fucckkk I wish she would shut up…” but they still stay with me. They will be so relieved there’s another girl plant in here to take the pressure off them.

Me: Omg! Guess who found their first grey pubic hair
Boy Plant 1: oh for fuck sake how do you respond to that?
Boy Plant 2: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t read it
Boy Plant 3: I’m just gonna like it and keep scrolling…
Boy Plant 4: Jesussssssssssssss!
Boy Plant 5: *clicks unfollow*
Girl Plant: Just pluck that motherfucker right out or embrace it. Your coota, your rules girlfriend!

Lollinggggggggg!

We are a different breed.

 

[Trala]

Ok, Nurse T… it is time for emergency action! Does Percy have a heart beat or respers? Maybe a bit of mouth to mouth to figure out where his heart valves are leaking? Grab your crash cart and get to work! First, clean around the affected area with rubbing alcohol. Grab or cut your patch to size, being sure to overlap the size of the wound. Use a fast drying adhesive, and wahlah Trala! You’ve revived poor Percy! I hope! I’m prayin for ya Percy!!

Yeah nah, Percy is dead.

There won’t be a coronial investigation.

He will be buried today.

 

[burdok420]

Omg!

Hey Shags!

Of all my stray cats, baby you are my fave.

Hope your life is lovely and I miss ya

Maybe not a cat, but they say "you are what you eat", so I could be called a pu...

Never mind

Life is good, cars are shite. My exhaust has pretty much fallen off today, a scary Halloween indeed.

What have I missed? As always, there are 7 Harry Potter novels worth of comments to delve through

 

[Trala]

Maybe not a cat, but they say "you are what you eat", so I could be called a pu...

Puppies?!

Omg! You need to stop that!

Life is good, cars are shite. My exhaust has pretty much fallen off today, a scary Halloween indeed.

What have I missed? As always, there are 7 Harry Potter novels worth of comments to delve through

Not much. Same attention seeking shit different day.

 

[Trala]

It’s midday and I’ve already done truckloads!

I’ll start with grow stuff. Granny, here’s Loops this morning. I think she will be a circle by Sunday.

So today is my giving birth day. My baby boy is 34 today. We call him BeeBoy here, and he is everything I did right. So his week with his kids starts today, he has 50% custody of his two bees, and I always pick up the boys and he collects them here when he finishes work at 6pm.

We’re gonna have a pool party. I have one job and that’s not to get too zooted coz I’m an early tomorrow.

Cake, card and balloons calloons

And this cheesecake. Omg. It’s like eating exhilaration. There are some air bubbles in it tho god damn it… lol

And today is Grandparents Day. It was a day that was created to honour grandparents so if you are one, Happy Grandparents Day! I was lucky enough to be invited to Ollie’s class for Morning Tea. Ollie took me for the grand tour and we did some colouring

And to finish on growing, OMG I do have another Queen B! I need to log my seeds so I know what I’ve got! Lol. I’ve gone with another JG special I didn’t know I had!

And I hope my BeeBoy has the best day ever! Xo

 

[MedScientist]

Your of Beez reminded me of this quirky Love song!

Bless the Beez, and the Birds!

 

[Trala]

Your of Beez reminded me of this quirky Love song!

Bless the Beez, and the Birds!

Omg I haven’t heard this song in forever!

Big smiling btw! It’s a right cracker!

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Trala]

Omg mistakes were made last night. I’ve had 3 hours sleep at the most and I feel like a basket of hanxiety. That’s hangover anxiety. Worst anxiety ever. You think I’m bad sober, omg add alcohol and I’m super uncensored. Like loose as a goose lol. Hopefully not too much damage was done.

I’m the only idiot who has to work today too. If I have to deal with melena I’ll legit drop down dead.

Pray for me.

 

[Nine Toed Hippie]

Omg mistakes were made last night. I’ve had 3 hours sleep at the most and I feel like a basket of hanxiety. That’s hangover anxiety. Worst anxiety ever. You think I’m bad sober, omg add alcohol and I’m super uncensored. Like loose as a goose lol. Hopefully not too much damage was done.

I’m the only idiot who has to work today too. If I have to deal with melena I’ll legit drop down dead.

Pray for me.

Miss T!!!

NTH

 

[Nine Toed Hippie]

You got this!

NTH

 

[Trala]

Quick drop and run.

Survived today. It was fucking mint tbh. I was on with my jam. Omg one of my good work friends just got blindsided by her man! He has been struggling emotionally. He had the death of his brother, then his dad in close succession. Anyhoo he said he wants to be happy and he will never be that with her. And the love is gone for him. She is gutted. Love is so weird aye. It has to stay warm to survive. Like move up and down, the heat I mean. Like it can healthily heat up to the point it’s so fucking hot you gag for it, or is warm and cosy, or even tepid. But it can’t go cold. Once your heart has cooled to the point of being cold, the heat can’t be reignited. It’s over. Well I think it is. They are over and it’s so sad. They seemed so good. And they were till they weren’t lolling.

But back to growing! This is my kinda smoke. Fresh, floral and citrusy. Not a sledgehammer. Just giggle juice. Big thank you to my PNW Seed Fairy too. Xo

Final Yield: 68g/2.4oz

Daisy Bee aka Blueberry Auto
Seed from the PNW Seed Fairy
Nutes: Mega Crop by Sponsors Green Nutrients
Age: 95 Days
Days in Flower: 55

 

[con]

Quick drop and run.

Survived today. It was fucking mint tbh. I was on with my jam. Omg one of my good work friends just got blindsided by her man! He has been struggling emotionally. He had the death of his brother, then his dad in close succession. Anyhoo he said he wants to be happy and he will never be that with her. And the love is gone for him. She is gutted. Love is so weird aye. It has to stay warm to survive. Like move up and down, the heat I mean. Like it can healthily heat up to the point it’s so fucking hot you gag for it, or is warm and cosy, or even tepid. But it can’t go cold. Once your heart has cooled to the point of being cold, the heat can’t be reignited. It’s over. Well I think it is. They are over and it’s so sad. They seemed so good. And they were till they weren’t lolling.

But back to growing! This is my kinda smoke. Fresh, floral and citrusy. Not a sledgehammer. Just giggle juice. Big thank you to my PNW Seed Fairy too. Xo

Final Yield: 68g/2.4oz

Daisy Bee aka Blueberry Auto
Seed from the PNW Seed Fairy
Nutes: Mega Crop by Sponsors Green Nutrients
Age: 95 Days
Days in Flower: 55

congrats on filling another jar or 2 looks like some tasty bud

 

[Trala]

What kind of flower/plant is that?

Hi Schnookie

Sorry it took a minute. I didn’t forget I’ve just been time poor.

My partner made the frame out of the Jim’s puppy crate. He’s a really clever guy, and I pressed the flowers from each grandsons garden. Your sons memory inspired it.

This is the botanical name of his plant. I call it a Jonathan lol.