Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Yeahhhhhhh boiiiiiiiiii

Just the sign I needed to call in sick tonight for my nightshift! Coz people, why ruin a winning vibe?!

See you later for a HumpDay update!

Xo

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[Trala]

Happy HumpDay!!!

(Or as I call it no thanks nightshift)​

I was legit still going in tonight at 9am this morning, then I realised I have enough sick leave to choose. I chose that nightshift can eat a bag of dicks!

I’ve had such a good day too! And best part, I still have the house to myself till 730pm. There is something just magical about total tv remote control…

I took some video of The Bloom Room this morning but ran out of time to actually post it. I’ve made the most of the day. I went to the markets just to be reminded that I fucking hate markets. Lolling! Here it is if you fancy wasting gigabytes on me

If not, I have pics! Everyone except my Dos Si Dos is fire. Well I think they are lol. I have three 12:12 type plants in the Bloom Room and one auto and three 12:12 plants in Trala’s Tent. I’m hoping I can wake an auto. I’m giving the Queen G one more day.

And it’s officially red wine o’clock so cheers

The Bloom Room

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The Veg Tent

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Anyhoo, if you haven’t lived it yet, hump day is ducks nuts. And if you, like me have lived the day, hope it was awesome. Xo

 

[Trala]

Nice and fuzzy! I'm growing some Dosi again next run! We really like it here!

Mr Oh, it looks absolutely lethal!

 

[Trala]

Nice take down , so ur fridge drying , cool you get that from GDB ?

Thank you. She was an easy trim really.

I actually got the fridge dry idea from @MrSauga. I didn’t know it was a thing. But GDB did help me too. My climate is so hot bud can dry in a day. Fridge drying suits my vibe. I like fresh sweet bud. My son has people gagging for a gift of it. It burns so sweet.

 

[Trala]

Hey Trixie Trala!

Beautiful! That Trixie Bee looks loaded with trichs! Perfect ambers and

I’m sorry, I seem to be slobbering! Awesome pics too, btw. I loved when you showed how you do you in your pics.

I sure don’t think you are an angel! LOL More like … hmm… the girliest freight train ever!
I’m just an ole hobo hitching a ride and hangin on for dear life in this cozy powder puff car!

You’ve got a screwed up granny lovin’ your style. Think I’ll keep checkin in so ya have an ole girl in yer midst! GIRL POWER!

Hello you

I’m loving having you here. I’m not gonna lie, I have some serious mummy issues. You tell me I’m a good girl every now and then and I’ll be your friend for life. Xo

I read you have great grandchildren. How old are you G?

 

[StoneOtter]

Nice and fuzzy! I'm growing some Dosi again next run! We really like it here!

Yeahhhhhhh boiiiiiiiiii

Just the sign I needed to call in sick tonight for my nightshift! Coz people, why ruin a winning vibe?!

See you later for a HumpDay update!

Xo

Phoenix Seeds! Click here to buy!​

Phoenix did it big for you! Ghoulishly well played makeup Tra! Contacts and all! That scares me to the bone! Bees are buzzing along beautifully!

 

[Justin Goody]

Thank you. She was an easy trim really.

I actually got the fridge dry idea from @MrSauga. I didn’t know it was a thing. But GDB did help me too. My climate is so hot bud can dry in a day. Fridge drying suits my vibe. I like fresh sweet bud. My son has people gagging for a gift of it. It burns so sweet.

Fridge dry is the WAY.

Woookiees prefers it and the bud keeps its taste better.

 

[MrSauga]

I thought you were posting nudies of GDB. What a disappointment. Thanks for the tag! Hope you're doing well.

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

I thought you were posting nudies of GDB. What a disappointment. Thanks for the tag! Hope you're doing well.

It's not a recent one @MrSauga, but it should lead to sweet dreams for you. Nighty night!

 

[Trala]

Fridge dry is the WAY.

Woookiees prefers it and the bud keeps its taste better.

For me it’s the only way to dry.

I’ve got it pretty down pat now.

 

[Trala]

I thought you were posting nudies of GDB. What a disappointment. Thanks for the tag! Hope you're doing well.

Hello you!

You’re still missed around the traps!

Hope you’re happy and healthy.

PS I still mentally lol at the Trala hate PM that was sent to admin that time in full pearl clutch mode when I said jokingly you’d been demoted coz 420 caught you in the broom cupboard with his wife. You would think a weed forum would have members with better senses of humour. Lolling!

 

[Trala]

It's not a recent one @MrSauga, but it should lead to sweet dreams for you. Nighty night!

Is that lil Nas?

My son, who is always two drinks off being bisexual, loves him. I think nas is the reason my son got a bit sparkly, that and the fact men have always loved him as much as the women do lol.

He’s 6 foot 5 and you’ll often find him in his 420 Mag shirt, dreadlocks, pink nail polish and a pearl necklace, and I don’t mean a metaphorical, I mean Aunty Doris’s actual pearl necklace lol! He is in love with a beautiful woman atm. They have been together for nearly a year, but I totes wouldn’t be surprised if he turned up with a bloke lol.

He loves this lil nas song.

 

[Trala]

Omg! I have so much to do with this cheeky extra day! I was meant to be spraying my plants at 0600, but here I lay like a fat slug in my bed.

I have yet another me day, but today I’m gonna get some retail stuff done. I’ll circle back this arvo.

Just looked still no autos

 

[Granny420]

Hello you

I’m loving having you here. I’m not gonna lie, I have some serious mummy issues. You tell me I’m a good girl every now and then and I’ll be your friend for life. Xo

I read you have great grandchildren. How old are you G?

Hey Trala Crystals!

I’ll be yer mummy! What’s older than being a great granny? Having children who are grampies! I’m in the prime of my life, Trala the Triumphant!! Old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a poop! And I *think*, old enough to be yer green online mummy.

I just loved the video! To hear your Australian accent = Not to mention your superb plants!

So wonderful you got to have a paid night to stay home! Hope you enjoy every moment of it!

 

[Scottay]

Heya T!! The bloom room is on the zoom baby!! Very cool. Nice video documentary as well!! I'm outta here like a fat kid playing dodgeball!! Happy Thursday (in your world) Happy early Halloween too. Eat a sweet treat!!

 

[Scottay]

I saw this and thought about you and bees.

 

[Trala]

Hello! And Happy Halloween!

Omg I’ve had the best day! I really have! I packed so much in! I’m on the chill end now. I’m just sitting quietly sipping a red watching a summer storm roll in. Life is good.

I didn’t forget the lollies! I’ve got treats for the kiddies!

Halloween is like Christmas Day for the pedophiles. It’s the one day of the year they can go fucking mad giving kids lollies without getting side eyed.

I’ve got a wildly inappropriate joke, so if you can’t find humour in every topic, do not read!

For my debauchers:-

What’s the thing a pedo likes most about fucking twenty eight year olds?!
There’s twenty of them.

Lolllllll!

Omg first the drama! I’ve found myself in a situation. I’ve cheated on my waxer. And I’m defs swapping her out. I got my brows done today by the other girl and they are just so mint! Last time I saw my waxer I needed brows and a lady garden tidy up, brows were just okay, but my lady garden, sweet fucking Jesus! I swear to god I thought she ripped my flap off! Even she went “ooh sorry”. Legit went to the toilet straight after expecting blood to be pouring from it! Thankfully it was intact. I mean I could tolerate genital mutilation if her brows were on fleek, but she’s average at best. So it’s gonna be awkward going forward, but it’s gotta be done.

And a super nice thing! I got a random act of kindness today too! From my nursery lady! She gave me a bee! I was waiting to be served and I was just admiring them, and she grabbed one and said “this is for you”. Like yeah I’ve literally spent thousands there, and I think the bee was $5, but I felt so soecial and happy in my heart!

And here’s my perpetuation ❤

And Snook! J’s memory plant is in flower

 

[Trala]

Hey Trala Crystals!

I’ll be yer mummy! What’s older than being a great granny? Having children who are grampies! I’m in the prime of my life, Trala the Triumphant!! Old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a poop! And I *think*, old enough to be yer green online mummy.

I just loved the video! To hear your Australian accent = Not to mention your superb plants!

So wonderful you got to have a paid night to stay home! Hope you enjoy every moment of it!

Hello you

And I’m loving aging. I’m 52 in a few weeks and I just love it. The only thing better than my 20’s were my 30’s, and the only thing better than my 30’s was my 40’s and now I’m loving my 50’s more than my 40’s!

The process of aging is denied by so many. I’m grateful. So grateful.

I enjoyed every second and it was so nice not to be exhaustion affected today. I’ve had such a good day. I packed heaps in. I even made my son a chocolate cheesecake. It’s his birthday tomoz. And I got your pics. I’ll just post ‘em here. I’m sure your friends in your thread don’t wanna hear me run my mouth lol.

 

[Trala]

Heya T!! The bloom room is on the zoom baby!! Very cool. Nice video documentary as well!! I'm outta here like a fat kid playing dodgeball!! Happy Thursday (in your world) Happy early Halloween too. Eat a sweet treat!!

Hello you

Thank you for taking the time to post your bee facts. I love bees so much.

Happy Halloween to you too.

I have a thunderstorm raging so I’m not sure if I’ll get trick or treaters.

 

[Trala]

Hi Granny!

Here’s your plant thingy.

So I’m all about a CarCanopy. It’s what we’ve dubbed Carcasses style of growing. You need to check him out if you aren’t already. I used to have a link in my sig, I’m not sure what’s happened to it but I’ll fix it tomoz. Hashgirl did a full bookmark of his grow tips step by step. I’ll find it for you.

Today before I nit sprayed I unhooked this girl. While I keep watering and nutes simple, I love fucking about training. A Carcanopy is always my goal. I just never get there.

So omg I’m a bit zooted. I hope this makes sense lol. So it’s like gentle supercropping. I fucking hate supercropping. As a woman who has had a jaw broken, I just can’t snap them without feeling so uncomfortable in myself. I know it’s stupid but I feel what I feel lol.

I want to train them without hurting them. Carhooking is like yoga. Plant yoga. Well I think it is lol.

Carcass uses a beautiful elegant hook. Mine is caveman style. So because my plants are so big and strong I’ve had to reinforce the hook. I use a stake with a bent metal kinda hook.

I should have taken a before shot.

This is what I took out of Loopy Bee after I nit sprayed her this morning:-

So this is her before and what I want her shape to look like.

So I work out shape. I want that carcass ring of beauty.

Then I get my hook and make it happen. Gently bending so she’s stretching rather than getting her jaw broken lol.

Sorry the lightening is different, I stripped her hooks at around 7am then didn’t get back home till this arvo.

And I try and create a level CarCanopy. I never do but I always try lol. If you aren’t already watching him, carcass is the best at training in here imo. He’s just started a seed. I was instantly mesmerised by his grow. The time. The pride. The beauty. We have a saying here in Australia. It’s “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. What it means is - I’m here to try and represent the mag. To do my best to showcase good growing. I’m here to learn and share notes. I’m not here to grow shit. Not that I’m even in the Top 25 growers here lol, but every seed I wake I try my best to make sing.

Hopefully I can make my Lupita Loony Loopster Bee sing lol.

I’ll get you a pic in the morning. Hopefully she looks more circular.

Anyhoo I hope this is a help. Even if it’s not I’ve really enjoyed trying to put it together for you. Sorry it’s taken me so many days to get it up but it’s hard trying to fit everything in.

And thanks for being so nice to me. I bet you’re a great mum. My mum was shit but I still really miss some things about her.