Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Happy Sunday!!!

(Or as I call it Nurse Friday)​

I'm heading straight into 4 days off. And it’s starting right I’m dropping this then it’s get ready for fire pit Sunday! It’s become a fortnightly vibe - take out, friends, drinks and a cheeky vape around the fire. It's just so nice. Fingers crossed no storms.

So let's slide into it...

Sunday Summary


The Flower Girls

Win is in her last few weeks of flower. She's okay, only just. Her Britneys are starting to swell. She looks bad but smells great. She’s still battling the Borg.

Winter Bee aka Dos Si Dos 33
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Nutes: Mega Crop by Sponsors Green Nutrients
Age: 128 Days
Flip Age: 79 Days
Days in Flower: 51

Teri is okay. She's a big girl and is full of promise. I’m not overly happy with her shape. Shes a good deep green tho. I much prefer a dark shade of green when it comes to foliage.

Teri Bee aka Gelato OG
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Nutes: Mega Crop by Sponsors Green Nutrients
Age: 105 Days
Flip Age: 74 Days
Days in Flower: 22

Omg Breezer is the best auto I've ever grown by a country mile. She is stacking nicely and smells mint. She almost looks like a heart! Well I think she does.

Breezy Bee aka Watermelon Zkittles Auto
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Nutes Mega Crop by Sponsors Greenleaf Nutrients
Age: 51 Days
Days in Flower: 22

This is my favourite plant and she’s at my favourite stage of flower. She’s got those sativa feels and she is bursting with good health.

Lupita “Looney” Bee aka GMO
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Nutes: Mega Crop by Sponsors Green Nutrients
Age: 77 Days
Flip Age: 63 Days
Days in Flower: 8

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The Veg Girls

Apple is a fucking monster! She’s getting Flippity Do Dahed tonight! She's too fat for the Veg tent. She really is a beautiful specimen.

Apple Bee aka G13 Haze
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Nutes Mega Crop by Sponsors Greenleaf Nutrients
Age: 56 Days

Omg here’s my accidentally topped girl she's basically a quadline with spinal concerns.

Rainbow Bee aka Gelato
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Nutes Mega Crop by Sponsors Greenleaf Nutrients
Age: 32 Days

Here is my littlest boring baby bee… just a bit bigger.

Serendipity Bee aka Pellezino Cookie
Seed from Sponsors Original Sensisible Seeds
Nutes Mega Crop by Sponsors Greenleaf Nutrients
Age: 7 Days

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Thanks for stopping by. Hope you have the best night and see you in the morning bright and early

 

[StoneOtter]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

 

[KeithLemon]

Very nice Trala

 

[Trala]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Yeah boiii!

 

[Trala]

Very nice Trala

Fanks Keef

 

[Trala]

Omg I had such a nice night! Perfect way to head into 4 days off. I have the prospect of a delicious day to myself and I have 4 things to do.

1. Get a nug and plant pic into this months contest. And if you grow ok and you’re not entering each month you bloody well should. It’s a way we can support the Mag and its mission. It costs nothing, and it’s the right thing to do. Well I think it is.

2. Start a new book.

3. Clean my house

4. Walk, yoga, swim and no overeating

I’ve gained 3.8kg and I’m dirty as fuck about it.

I think I’m gonna start my list backwards and start with a walk. I’ll circle back later. Oh and I heard a funny joke last night:-

Why is smoking ciggies good for the environment?
They kill people.

Made me lol anyway….

 

[Schnookie]

Hi Schnookie

Sorry it took a minute. I didn’t forget I’ve just been time poor.

My partner made the frame out of the Jim’s puppy crate. He’s a really clever guy, and I pressed the flowers from each grandsons garden. Your sons memory inspired it.

This is the botanical name of his plant. I call it a Jonathan lol.

Thank you.

 

[Trala]

Hello Team!

Well yesterday was meant to be my Diet Day 1, but mistakes were made. I totes forgot my window cleaner was coming. My window cleaner is actually a friend who started his own small business. I’ve known him for 20 years. Bit of a funny, first time I met him I was lit, and I’m like “omg you look like a tall version of Tom Cruise!’. From that day on I call him Tom, he calls me Nic, and for the record, sober he looks NOTHING like Tom Cruise lolling. Anyhoo my dogs start manically barking, and I see his truck in my drive. I think faaaaaak, the windows! I then run around hiding my green sunning girls while he unpacks his ute lol. I let him in and he’s chatting and catching up. Hour passes, chat wash, another hour passes, and he’s like have I given you my new phone number? I’ve got a work and play number now. ( if you’re still reading there is a point to this story lol) so he rings me and it comes up as numbers on my phone, no name, so I say I’ll log it. So he tells me the new number has his birthday in the last 5 digits. I’m like fuck what are the chances? He says look at it. I look and say fuck it’s today! He’s like look at the last two digits. He’s 50!

So it was his fucking birthday and he was turning 50! So straight away I’m trying to get him to stop with the windows lol. I shouted him a counter meal at my local, and blew the diet. A seafood basket and half a dozen beers saw me day drunk and bloated. It was okay, I went home slept, did the hangover at 5pm and was back to great by 8pm! Lolling.

But seriously what are the chances of having your birthday in a random phone number?!

But back to the now.

Day 1 of the diet today and I had total success. Even got a walk and yoga in. My grandson ruined any attempts at my swimming laps tho.

I had my devil grandchild with me today and omg we had such a good day. We spent nearly the whole day in the pool. He’s such a water baby. I love him so much. He’s a great little guy.

Hey and for the peeps who have been with me since the beginning. Do you remember how I used to schlepp those motherfuckers out every Sunday for my summary by the pool with my wine bottle? It was a huge job!

This is for Granny. I’m getting that CarCanopy. Well trying. This is the plant from last week.

And this is for stinker. I know you loved your gelato. I really want to make her sing for you. I accidentally topped her, so not a great start.

I still have an hour of me time, and I’m fully zen. Wine, toons, a cheeky vape for dessert and you guys. Totes winning.

Hope your Tuesday is ace

 

[Trala]

Omg it’s funny coz it’s true!

Turn it up!

 

[TassieTurtleman]

Hello Team!

Well yesterday was meant to be my Diet Day 1, but mistakes were made. I totes forgot my window cleaner was coming. My window cleaner is actually a friend who started his own small business. I’ve known him for 20 years. Bit of a funny, first time I met him I was lit, and I’m like “omg you look like a tall version of Tom Cruise!’. From that day on I call him Tom, he calls me Nic, and for the record, sober he looks NOTHING like Tom Cruise lolling. Anyhoo my dogs start manically barking, and I see his truck in my drive. I think faaaaaak, the windows! I then run around hiding my green sunning girls while he unpacks his ute lol. I let him in and he’s chatting and catching up. Hour passes, chat wash, another hour passes, and he’s like have I given you my new phone number? I’ve got a work and play number now. ( if you’re still reading there is a point to this story lol) so he rings me and it comes up as numbers on my phone, no name, so I say I’ll log it. So he tells me the new number has his birthday in the last 5 digits. I’m like fuck what are the chances? He says look at it. I look and say fuck it’s today! He’s like look at the last two digits. He’s 50!

So it was his fucking birthday and he was turning 50! So straight away I’m trying to get him to stop with the windows lol. I shouted him a counter meal at my local, and blew the diet. A seafood basket and half a dozen beers saw me day drunk and bloated. It was okay, I went home slept, did the hangover at 5pm and was back to great by 8pm! Lolling.

But seriously what are the chances of having your birthday in a random phone number?!

But back to the now.

Day 1 of the diet today and I had total success. Even got a walk and yoga in. My grandson ruined any attempts at my swimming laps tho.

I had my devil grandchild with me today and omg we had such a good day. We spent nearly the whole day in the pool. He’s such a water baby. I love him so much. He’s a great little guy.

Hey and for the peeps who have been with me since the beginning. Do you remember how I used to schlepp those motherfuckers out every Sunday for my summary by the pool with my wine bottle? It was a huge job!

This is for Granny. I’m getting that CarCanopy. Well trying. This is the plant from last week.

And this is for stinker. I know you loved your gelato. I really want to make her sing for you. I accidentally topped her, so not a great start.

I still have an hour of me time, and I’m fully zen. Wine, toons, a cheeky vape for dessert and you guys. Totes winning.

Hope your Tuesday is ace

Hey Tra
Sorry it's been a while since I stopped by!
I can tell you definitely missed me
The gelato is looking great, she'll make the most of the topping I reckon!

 

[Trala]

Hey Tra
Sorry it's been a while since I stopped by!
I can tell you definitely missed me
The gelato is looking great, she'll make the most of the topping I reckon!

Hey Tassie

Never be sorry. You do you.

And thanks. She’s defs got a head full of green hair. Omg that’s given me an idea for photo of the month!

 

[Trala]

I’ve got plenty to do today, but first I must overshare or my right eyeball will implode!

So to those who actually read my self centred oversharing lol you’ll remember Tania, my faux step sister and the convoluted past. Well Tan and I have this mutual love, she was the one who reached out and said Tan was faaaaked mate lol. And was she was like we can go visit Tan with my son all together. I didn’t feel comfortable with that coz I haven’t seen Tan in like 15 years I think, I wanted to run the idea past Tan first. I got the “come down” reply. Then the following week when I tried to make contact, I could see Tan reading my messages, but not responding and I found out the brain cancer was effecting her cognition. I know Marc was annoyed that I didn’t go down with her. She likes to be the organiser and I felt she wanted the Ta Dah Tra and Dylz are here thanks to me moment. This made me uncomfortable because it’s not about me or Marc. It’s about Tan and what she wants.

So she left me a message saying Tan is coming back to the coast and Tans brother who is independently wealthy has bought the house next door to his and fitted it out for her to spend her last months. Nursing included.

So I reached out to Marc asking if Tan was on the coast. I didn’t mention visiting. Just asked if she was up the coast. Coz I was thinking I’ll arrange something with Tan.

I’m really trying not to make it about me but… lolling!

I feel like Marc is trying to punish me, I feel like she’s trying to be the gatekeeper to Tan. I am an old lady so I know critical sickness and an imposing death can bring out the worst in people. Not intentionally but the hurt and devastation can make people cunty. I think Marc is being cunty. And that’s okay, but the knock on effect is I feel hurt. And that’s okay too, and that fact doesn’t mean I’m right, it’s just how I feel. I have to remind myself it’s not my circus or my monkey. That family has always pulled me in for a much needed hug only to punch me in the face and tell me I’m not welcome. It’s a trait they have cursed me with since I was introduced to them as a child. And there is proof of that in their photo albums. There is barely a pic of me or my brothers despite the fact we grew up in the same house for years at a time.

I’m not sure why I even want to see Tan either. Like for the handful of nice memories, there are fucking files and files of nastiness. Like real nastiness. Nastiness that took years for me to reconcile.

I need to take myself out of the equation and I will.

And sorry about the Trama but I’m all alone and needed to get that out of me so I can start the day right lolling!

I actually feel better just for typing it.

Right I’m bouncing into this beautiful blue skies day! I have a bit to pack in today. I’ll be circling back this arvo for a hump day update. And I promise there will be no food prep oversharing lolling!

 

[Preston9mm]

I’ve got plenty to do today, but first I must overshare or my right eyeball will implode!

So to those who actually read my self centred oversharing lol you’ll remember Tania, my faux step sister and the convoluted past. Well Tan and I have this mutual love, she was the one who reached out and said Tan was faaaaked mate lol. And was she was like we can go visit Tan with my son all together. I didn’t feel comfortable with that coz I haven’t seen Tan in like 15 years I think, I wanted to run the idea past Tan first. I got the “come down” reply. Then the following week when I tried to make contact, I could see Tan reading my messages, but not responding and I found out the brain cancer was effecting her cognition. I know Marc was annoyed that I didn’t go down with her. She likes to be the organiser and I felt she wanted the Ta Dah Tra and Dylz are here thanks to me moment. This made me uncomfortable because it’s not about me or Marc. It’s about Tan and what she wants.

So she left me a message saying Tan is coming back to the coast and Tans brother who is independently wealthy has bought the house next door to his and fitted it out for her to spend her last months. Nursing included.

So I reached out to Marc asking if Tan was on the coast. I didn’t mention visiting. Just asked if she was up the coast. Coz I was thinking I’ll arrange something with Tan.

I’m really trying not to make it about me but… lolling!

I feel like Marc is trying to punish me, I feel like she’s trying to be the gatekeeper to Tan. I am an old lady so I know critical sickness and an imposing death can bring out the worst in people. Not intentionally but the hurt and devastation can make people cunty. I think Marc is being cunty. And that’s okay, but the knock on effect is I feel hurt. And that’s okay too, and that fact doesn’t mean I’m right, it’s just how I feel. I have to remind myself it’s not my circus or my monkey. That family has always pulled me in for a much needed hug only to punch me in the face and tell me I’m not welcome. It’s a trait they have cursed me with since I was introduced to them as a child. And there is proof of that in their photo albums. There is barely a pic of me or my brothers despite the fact we grew up in the same house for years at a time.

I’m not sure why I even want to see Tan either. Like for the handful of nice memories, there are fucking files and files of nastiness. Like real nastiness. Nastiness that took years for me to reconcile.

I need to take myself out of the equation and I will.

And sorry about the Trama but I’m all alone and needed to get that out of me so I can start the day right lolling!

I actually feel better just for typing it.

Right I’m bouncing into this beautiful blue skies day! I have a bit to pack in today. I’ll be circling back this arvo for a hump day update. And I promise there will be no food prep oversharing lolling!

Drama can suck the life out of a person. Hope a big Texan hug helps...

 

[Schnookie]

I’ve got plenty to do today, but first I must overshare or my right eyeball will implode!

So to those who actually read my self centred oversharing lol you’ll remember Tania, my faux step sister and the convoluted past. Well Tan and I have this mutual love, she was the one who reached out and said Tan was faaaaked mate lol. And was she was like we can go visit Tan with my son all together. I didn’t feel comfortable with that coz I haven’t seen Tan in like 15 years I think, I wanted to run the idea past Tan first. I got the “come down” reply. Then the following week when I tried to make contact, I could see Tan reading my messages, but not responding and I found out the brain cancer was effecting her cognition. I know Marc was annoyed that I didn’t go down with her. She likes to be the organiser and I felt she wanted the Ta Dah Tra and Dylz are here thanks to me moment. This made me uncomfortable because it’s not about me or Marc. It’s about Tan and what she wants.

So she left me a message saying Tan is coming back to the coast and Tans brother who is independently wealthy has bought the house next door to his and fitted it out for her to spend her last months. Nursing included.

So I reached out to Marc asking if Tan was on the coast. I didn’t mention visiting. Just asked if she was up the coast. Coz I was thinking I’ll arrange something with Tan.

I’m really trying not to make it about me but… lolling!

I feel like Marc is trying to punish me, I feel like she’s trying to be the gatekeeper to Tan. I am an old lady so I know critical sickness and an imposing death can bring out the worst in people. Not intentionally but the hurt and devastation can make people cunty. I think Marc is being cunty. And that’s okay, but the knock on effect is I feel hurt. And that’s okay too, and that fact doesn’t mean I’m right, it’s just how I feel. I have to remind myself it’s not my circus or my monkey. That family has always pulled me in for a much needed hug only to punch me in the face and tell me I’m not welcome. It’s a trait they have cursed me with since I was introduced to them as a child. And there is proof of that in their photo albums. There is barely a pic of me or my brothers despite the fact we grew up in the same house for years at a time.

I’m not sure why I even want to see Tan either. Like for the handful of nice memories, there are fucking files and files of nastiness. Like real nastiness. Nastiness that took years for me to reconcile.

I need to take myself out of the equation and I will.

And sorry about the Trama but I’m all alone and needed to get that out of me so I can start the day right lolling!

I actually feel better just for typing it.

Right I’m bouncing into this beautiful blue skies day! I have a bit to pack in today. I’ll be circling back this arvo for a hump day update. And I promise there will be no food prep oversharing lolling!

I have a former friend who I've since stopped talking to when she basically told me (in January fer chrissakes) to "Get past" my son's death and that I need to go see someone. I was floored at her rudeness and I told her she had a complete lack of empathy and her response was basically whatever. I sent out a "semi-olive branch" text saying I was texting people who went dark after Jon's death, and should I remove y'all from my contact list? She responded she'd get back to me when she got back from her trip to St. Thomas and included a photo of the beach. That was like 2 months ago. Fuck her. I'm done with trying to have a relationship with people that suck.

 

[TassieTurtleman]

Hey Tassie

Never be sorry. You do you.

And thanks. She’s defs got a head full of green hair. Omg that’s given me an idea for photo of the month!

Life just got very hectic for a few weeks, but I'm back on planet earth again. I think LOL!
I always feel bad when I forget my friends for a bit, I'm just a big softie

Ooooo photo of the month! Are you thinking what I'm thinking B2?

 

[Trala]

Drama can suck the life out of a person. Hope a big Texan hug helps...

Omg it really can do. But I need to remind myself, it’s always a choice lol.

I can’t control the way people who are desperate to hurt my feelings behave. I can only control how I respond to them.

My go to response is usually:- yeah nah you’re dead to me cunt.

She’s just another name to my ever growing list.

Lolling.

 

[Trala]

I have a former friend who I've since stopped talking to when she basically told me (in January fer chrissakes) to "Get past" my son's death and that I need to go see someone. I was floored at her rudeness and I told her she had a complete lack of empathy and her response was basically whatever. I sent out a "semi-olive branch" text saying I was texting people who went dark after Jon's death, and should I remove y'all from my contact list? She responded she'd get back to me when she got back from her trip to St. Thomas and included a photo of the beach. That was like 2 months ago. Fuck her. I'm done with trying to have a relationship with people that suck.

Yeah fuck her schnook! Fuck her in her rude, snide ugly face!

PS Not literally lol. Not unless you have consent and fancy a good hate face fuck.

Lolllllling!

 

[Trala]

I always feel bad when I forget my friends for a bit, I'm just a big softie

Well don’t.

Do you. Do what makes you happy. There’s always time to reconnect at some point.

I have posters who pop in here once in a blue moon and that suits me fine. Never feel you have to explain yourself to me, it feels awkward, coz whether you’re here or not, my life goes on. Lol.

 

[Trala]

Happy HumpDay + 1!!!​

Well yesterday ended up being the best day ever! So good I’m super late getting my HumpDay up! I was just about to put my pics together and I got a message from my man who was meant to be home at 1930.

The race was on to:-

1. To get my side piece outta the bed
2. Buy him some cans

Lolling!

But let’s get back to da grow

The Bloom Room

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The Veg Tent

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I have one more cheeky day off, my snore machine doesn’t know yet, but when he wakes we are hitting the beach and we’re walking 10km, coz he’s looking a bit fat too.

Here’s your humpday pic from yesterday. I’d just finished swimming my laps and I was chilling on the back of Tatiana under a Queensland sun thinking I’m so lucky. So so fucking lucky. I have all the exact people I need in my life. Thanks for being one of those exact people. Xo

 

[Trala]

Quick drive by. Since the brutal death of Percy in the Hailstorm of November, Tatiana has struggled. To the point she no longer identifies as female. Since Percy’s death she has called herself Charles, pees while standing and states she is male.

Well guess who arrived today? Charles’s mail order bride Camilla. The minute Camilla came to life, and after a cheeky eyelash application, she made a Bee line for Charles. It’s gonna be on like Donkey Kong!

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My last job of the day is nit spray FML. I totally forgot this morning and I’m so dirty at me about it! Then it’s dive into that crystal clear water and have a much needed frothie with my ride or die

See you in the am. Xo