Trala’s Tent

[syenite]

You're past fucking them up now, Tra!

Congratulations on getting them to this stage. Look forward to the close-ups

 

[Trala]

You're past fucking them up now, Tra!

Congratulations on getting them to this stage. Look forward to the close-ups

If I use history as my guide, I can ALWAYS find ways to fuck up.

 

[Trala]

Okay so please bear with me. I know they’re not great, I will get better I promise.

So for any newbie scientists, the first thing you need to do to get a less smoky impossible to see looking shit pic, you need to take the lens cap off. That’s 17 minutes of my life I’m not getting back...

 

[SeniorMoments]

I would wait a few more days
I didn’t see any amber.

 

[Trala]

I would wait a few more days
I didn’t see any amber.

Thanks for your advice

I decided to cut it.

I had no idea how awful the process would be!

 

[syenite]

Congratulations, Tra!

Yeah it's a bit sad isn't it?

Lol I'm such a sap!!

 

[Trala]

I thought this part would be “fun”. How fucking wrong was I?!

I hated every. single. second!

I had to stop trimming half way through because it got to the stage I wanted to throw petrol on it and strike a match.

So I still have to finish it tomorrow



Twiggy


I graded the buds like strawberries

A grade, B grade and C grade



And then there were two

 

[Trala]

Congratulations, Tra!

Yeah it's a bit sad isn't it?

Lol I'm such a sap!!

Have you harvested one?

 

[syenite]

Have you harvested one?

Lol the smallest spog of a plant ever, yes. It yielded practically nothing, but it still stressed me the f out

 

[syenite]

Nice buds

 

[Trala]

Lol the smallest spog of a plant ever, yes. It yielded practically nothing, but it still stressed me the f out

Omg it is so awful!

I honestly thought it was going to be awesome. I bought a packet of twisties to eat while I trimmed, but then I had the danger of getting twistie dust on the buds, so I had to eat the twisties with tongs, and it just went to shit from there really.

 

[Mr. Krip]

I thought this part would be “fun”. How fucking wrong was I?!

I hated every. single. second!

I had to stop trimming half way through because it got to the stage I wanted to throw petrol on it and strike a match.

So I still have to finish it tomorrow



Twiggy


I graded the buds like strawberries

A grade, B grade and C grade



And then there were two

Yeah, I guess we forgot to tell you about "Trim Prison"!

Congrat's on the harvest, Tra! You're officially a Grower, now!

 

[Trala]

Yeah, I guess we forgot to tell you about "Trim Prison"!

Congrat's on the harvest, Tra! You're officially a Grower, now!

Thank you!

I didn’t learn until it was too late that I’m meant to cut as I go. I thought cut meant cut the lot!

I understand why it costs so much per oz. So much work and thought goes into it!

 

[Mr. Krip]

Thank you!

I didn’t learn until it was too late that I’m meant to cut as I go. I thought cut meant cut the lot!

I understand why it costs so much per oz. So much work and thought goes into it!

I could be worse...You could have to trim these!

 

[midwestgrown]

Omg this is stressing me out when i have ro cut mine....so what do u mean when u said cut as you go? Oh man im nervous hahahaha aww good job im so happy

 

[HutchBenedict]

Nice harvest! Loved your video, it looks so beautiful where you live. Those are awesome plants - did you harvest them all?

 

[Trala]

I could be worse...You could have to trim these!

OMG THE HORRORRRRRR!

Honestly I thought trimming was going to be so fun. I had The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on, a packet of Twisties, my fav lemon fizzy drink, I was confident I would have the whole plant cut and hanging in around an hour, two hours tops (remember my telling you about my confidence vs my ability? This is a clear example of it). Took me a fucking hour to do one branch! And I still had a zillion to go!

Make scissor jizz they said. It will be great they said! Umm no. Just no. This house is a no SJ zone. I had an open mind, I tried. Twice. First go I ended up directing all of my anger at it, and it became collateral damage and was destroyed. Today I thought, I’ll have a better plan for SJ given I now know it is the most annoyingly sticky substance to deal with, I’ll keep a calm head, scrape with a stanley knife, and ball. It went well too, until almost at the end, and it got stuck on my glove, and my rage exploded! SJ 2 wants to play, we play Fight Club style! Yeah SJ 2 is laying destroyed somewhere in this pile of rubbish.

 

[Trala]

Well turns out I hate trimming. I hate it so much. But I have learned don’t cut the whole plant, do it branch at a time. I have learned it’s leaves are sticky, I went for a walk to try and calm myself so I wouldn’t douse it in petrol and about 2km into my walk I look down and realise I prolly got a 1/4 of an ounce of leaf stuck to the front of my shirt. And it was everywhere in my lounge. At one stage my dog had a leaf on his back. It was in the bathroom from my pee breaks, in the kitchen, everyfuckingwhere! And I’m a neat freak so I was literally up last night vacuuming and cleaning!

But it’s done! Two to go!

I have graded it.

A Grade



B Grade



C Grade








So serious question. What do I do with it now?

I have jars but have no idea when to put it in jars. And this whole burping business is new to me.

Now I need to do math and add the two cuts. Fucking hate math almost as much as cutting!

 

[Trala]

CloneStar: Twiggy Bee

Planted 18 April
Cut 3 Sept at Week 20
80 days since 12:12 flip
Day 57 of flower

Wet Weight

A Class - 258.68

B Class - 58.29

C Class - 45.92

Total. - 362.89 g

Hopefully I got the numbers and dates right. Neither are my strong suit LOLLLLINGGG

 

[Trala]

Omg this is stressing me out when i have ro cut mine....so what do u mean when u said cut as you go? Oh man im nervous hahahaha aww good job im so happy

Take it one branch at a time.

I cut the whole thing. Oh my days, trimming is a HUGE job chick! I hope I learn to love it, coz I want to be a perennial grower!

Thank you. I’m stoked TBH.