Trala’s Tent

[Roy Growin]

FUCKING FLAMINGO!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

 

[Trala]

I’ve been a right post whore today!

Two more counting this one and I’m done.

I have been with my partner in crime for 20 years. They say Men are from Mars, and Women are from the Most Awesome Planet Ever, or something like that. But I think I speak the language of common man. A Man Whisperer if you will.

My man is currently renovating. Our spare bathroom which holds the toilet he assaults daily with his horror turds actually resembles a train wreck. But he ensured the toilet stayed. Even tho it’s balanced on a rickety looking piece of wood. He did that for me. So I wouldn’t have to share in his stench as we get ready for work in the morning.

When he opens this door to lay his daily brown cable while giggling at TikTokks he will be greeted with this!!!!

Words come cheap. What man wouldn’t be ecstatic to find this sort of random display of love?

If you’re looking for ways to spice up your relationship, PM me. My love language is on fucking fleek!

 

[Trala]

Okay last one.

Omg my Bloom Room finally has the appropriate number of plants and it looks so EMPTY!

And OMGGGG Stinky is already turning on the orange!

They grow up so quick!

I’m back at work tomorrow so you’ll get some rest from this Chatty Cathy lolling!

Have the best day/night everrrrrrrr Xo

 

[DV8]

Too funny.

Ye Ole practical joke is seriously underrated.

Top notch humour T.

 

[StoneOtter]

I have seen such a difference in keeping the plants under lights in the later stage of flower. I should have listened sooner. These are without doubt the best buds I’ve produced yet. Like the Mimosa, they are proper 420 Mag worthy buds. I feel very proud. She won’t yield a lot, but you won’t need a lot. Lolling

This Coca-Cola is amazeballs! Chodes sure, but they are solid af.

Wednesday Bee aka Blueberry Auto
Unique Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 78 Days
Days Flowering: 49

Simply beautiful Tra! Wednesday too! Nice Harvest!

 

[Trala]

Simply beautiful Tra! Wednesday too! Nice Harvest!

She really is Mr Oh!

She’s the best bud I’ve grown yet. I’d be surprised if she went under an ounce.

I’d be stoked with 3oz off Bic and 1.5oz off Wednesday.

I think it will be more like 2oz and 1 tho. Still heaps better than my last tiny harvest.

 

[Papa OG]

#tinyHarvest4Life

Some of my smallest harvest have been my best. Funny how that works out. see me laughing?

 

[StoneOtter]

Runtz will knock you on your azz Tra! You might like her

 

[Trala]

#tinyHarvest4Life

Some of my smallest harvest have been my best. Funny how that works out. see me laughing?

Hello you

Glad to see you say hi

Runtz will knock you on your azz Tra! You might like her

I’ve ruined her. But I’ll save my trama for this arvo.

 

[Trala]

Omg my day at work yesterday! CrAy CrAy!

Short story: Had a patient take a swing at me. He missed only coz myTeam Leader pulled me out of the way

Long story: We have this frequent flyer. He is a drug fucked personality disordered oxygen thief. Full forensic history. Did time for murder, drug dealing, armed robbery. Tortured life no doubt. Affiliated with the underworld of the Melbourne 80’s and 90’s. Google Mark Chopper Read and you got a version of him. Grandiose idealisation thinks he is a Big Man in the game when most likely he was just a little wannabe.

Now he is just a drug fucked ball of hate and bile who literally dribbles on himself when he eats and needs a nappy because he’s incontinent of both faeces and urine. He is supported by NDIS, biggest waste of tax payer money ever. So somehow he gets into his carers car and tries to set it alight. Popo called and now we have him. Everyone is scared of him. I’m not. I’ve been in relationships with the likes of him. And had my face punched in by the likes of him lol.

So yesterday he has the most beautiful nurse. Christian girl. Gentle, sweet, knowledgeable, just lovely. He has parked himself in the doorway of his room and he wants “tablets”. He’s calling her a whore, a slut, a cunt, not calling screaming, and I thought yeah nah. So I went to him, wtf is wrong? Why you yelling? He says sorry. I ask him if he’s hungry, he says yes. So I get him into his room. Sit him down. Ask him if he wants the tv on. He does. I have to go and get the call bell which has been removed from his room to turn it on. Tv on I go to find him food. Give him a lunch tray. His breathing has calmed, language slowed. Out of no where he picks up his lunch tray (in his defence hossy food is shite lol) throws it at the wall. Huge crash. Screaming every swear word I know and love. AO calls a Code Black. I look at him. And said it’s me not you that has to clean this mess. I start picking up the plates talking about how I’m here to help. My TL now at the door trying to call security, my back is to him (rookie error) and he has the remote like a weapon, holding the cord and he swings, my TL pulls me into her and it just fucking missed the side of my head.

Him screaming profanities.

My anger, I turn, look at him. My voice low. Furious.

Me: (paraphrasing) this is what you do? THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING DO? Try and hit a woman with her back turned. A good woman. Who has brought you food. Got your TV working. You try and attack me! You are scaring me. You scare me when you yell. You fucking scare me.

Him: I’m sorry. I love you. I’m sorry. I love you. I love you. Sobbing like a two year old. Tears dripping from his chin. So now I’m holding his hand telling him it okay. Trying to console him lol.

Be a nurse they said. You’ll be respected they said lol. Actually I know I am. I was legit treated like a hero lol.

Worst part. Today will be Take II.

If I survive I’ll be back this arvo for a Sunday Summary.

Pray for me,

 

[Papa OG]

praying*

 

[Porky82]

Omg my day at work yesterday! CrAy CrAy!

Short story: Had a patient take a swing at me. He missed only coz myTeam Leader pulled me out of the way

Long story: We have this frequent flyer. He is a drug fucked personality disordered oxygen thief. Full forensic history. Did time for murder, drug dealing, armed robbery. Tortured life no doubt. Affiliated with the underworld of the Melbourne 80’s and 90’s. Google Mark Chopper Read and you got a version of him. Grandiose idealisation thinks he is a Big Man in the game when most likely he was just a little wannabe.

Now he is just a drug fucked ball of hate and bile who literally dribbles on himself when he eats and needs a nappy because he’s incontinent of both faeces and urine. He is supported by NDIS, biggest waste of tax payer money ever. So somehow he gets into his carers car and tries to set it alight. Popo called and now we have him. Everyone is scared of him. I’m not. I’ve been in relationships with the likes of him. And had my face punched in by the likes of him lol.

So yesterday he has the most beautiful nurse. Christian girl. Gentle, sweet, knowledgeable, just lovely. He has parked himself in the doorway of his room and he wants “tablets”. He’s calling her a whore, a slut, a cunt, not calling screaming, and I thought yeah nah. So I went to him, wtf is wrong? Why you yelling? He says sorry. I ask him if he’s hungry, he says yes. So I get him into his room. Sit him down. Ask him if he wants the tv on. He does. I have to go and get the call bell which has been removed from his room to turn it on. Tv on I go to find him food. Give him a lunch tray. His breathing has calmed, language slowed. Out of no where he picks up his lunch tray (in his defence hossy food is shite lol) throws it at the wall. Huge crash. Screaming every swear word I know and love. AO calls a Code Black. I look at him. And said it’s me not you that has to clean this mess. I start picking up the plates talking about how I’m here to help. My TL now at the door trying to call security, my back is to him (rookie error) and he has the remote like a weapon, holding the cord and he swings, my TL pulls me into her and it just fucking missed the side of my head.

Him screaming profanities.

My anger, I turn, look at him. My voice low. Furious.

Me: (paraphrasing) this is what you do? THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING DO? Try and hit a woman with her back turned. A good woman. Who has brought you food. Got your TV working. You try and attack me! You are scaring me. You scare me when you yell. You fucking scare me.

Him: I’m sorry. I love you. I’m sorry. I love you. I love you. Sobbing like a two year old. Tears dripping from his chin. So now I’m holding his hand telling him it okay. Trying to console him lol.

Be a nurse they said. You’ll be respected they said lol. Actually I know I am. I was legit treated like a hero lol.

Worst part. Today will be Take II.

If I survive I’ll be back this arvo for a Sunday Summary.

Pray for me,

Fuck mate you and everyone you work with and everyone in the hospital system are fucking absolute legends and outright lifesaving hero's!!

Feel so sorry yous have to deal with piecse of shit like that bloke just doing ya jobs. Then the rest of the poor people wait longer for treatment because a scum bag like that is taking up 5x the human resources they should be!!
Good mate of mine was an ED nurse at St Vincent's in the Cross then Liverpool hospital and he said half the people who come in should just be fuck shot!!

 

[GreenFingaz]

Omg my day at work yesterday! CrAy CrAy!

Short story: Had a patient take a swing at me. He missed only coz myTeam Leader pulled me out of the way

Long story: We have this frequent flyer. He is a drug fucked personality disordered oxygen thief. Full forensic history. Did time for murder, drug dealing, armed robbery. Tortured life no doubt. Affiliated with the underworld of the Melbourne 80’s and 90’s. Google Mark Chopper Read and you got a version of him. Grandiose idealisation thinks he is a Big Man in the game when most likely he was just a little wannabe.

Now he is just a drug fucked ball of hate and bile who literally dribbles on himself when he eats and needs a nappy because he’s incontinent of both faeces and urine. He is supported by NDIS, biggest waste of tax payer money ever. So somehow he gets into his carers car and tries to set it alight. Popo called and now we have him. Everyone is scared of him. I’m not. I’ve been in relationships with the likes of him. And had my face punched in by the likes of him lol.

So yesterday he has the most beautiful nurse. Christian girl. Gentle, sweet, knowledgeable, just lovely. He has parked himself in the doorway of his room and he wants “tablets”. He’s calling her a whore, a slut, a cunt, not calling screaming, and I thought yeah nah. So I went to him, wtf is wrong? Why you yelling? He says sorry. I ask him if he’s hungry, he says yes. So I get him into his room. Sit him down. Ask him if he wants the tv on. He does. I have to go and get the call bell which has been removed from his room to turn it on. Tv on I go to find him food. Give him a lunch tray. His breathing has calmed, language slowed. Out of no where he picks up his lunch tray (in his defence hossy food is shite lol) throws it at the wall. Huge crash. Screaming every swear word I know and love. AO calls a Code Black. I look at him. And said it’s me not you that has to clean this mess. I start picking up the plates talking about how I’m here to help. My TL now at the door trying to call security, my back is to him (rookie error) and he has the remote like a weapon, holding the cord and he swings, my TL pulls me into her and it just fucking missed the side of my head.

Him screaming profanities.

My anger, I turn, look at him. My voice low. Furious.

Me: (paraphrasing) this is what you do? THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING DO? Try and hit a woman with her back turned. A good woman. Who has brought you food. Got your TV working. You try and attack me! You are scaring me. You scare me when you yell. You fucking scare me.

Him: I’m sorry. I love you. I’m sorry. I love you. I love you. Sobbing like a two year old. Tears dripping from his chin. So now I’m holding his hand telling him it okay. Trying to console him lol.

Be a nurse they said. You’ll be respected they said lol. Actually I know I am. I was legit treated like a hero lol.

Worst part. Today will be Take II.

If I survive I’ll be back this arvo for a Sunday Summary.

Pray for me,

How people like him are allowed to breath is beyond me lol

 

[013]

kinda speechless. you are so poised, caring, a leader and a professional, but switching his hemorrhoid crème and toothpaste is defs the way to go… just kidding of course… or am I?

hope you can walk, swim and yoga right back to bliss.

loved the trail and waterfall pix

bye Tralicia

 

[Trala]

Fuck mate you and everyone you work with and everyone in the hospital system are fucking absolute legends and outright lifesaving hero's!!

It’s a great gig tbh.

Feel so sorry yous have to deal with piecse of shit like that bloke just doing ya jobs. Then the rest of the poor people wait longer for treatment because a scum bag like that is taking up 5x the human resources they should be!!

I can’t love this enough.

We had a palliative patient. Family in attendance. His last day on earth. And that’s what they had to listen to.

Good mate of mine was an ED nurse at St Vincent's in the Cross then Liverpool hospital and he said half the people who come in should just be fuck shot!!

100% true. Self centred welfare sucking wastes of time. He has an NDIS package work $250k. Housing plus 24 hour care. Never contributed one cent to the tax system. Just sucked from the governments tit while bad mouthing the government doesn’t do enough.

He asked me if I’d marry him today. I said I’d think about it. Lolling.

praying*

It worked

How people like him are allowed to breath is beyond me lol

His brain is so fried from drugs. The sad part, he would have been born into tragedy. Broken people are usually man made. Not to suggest he couldn’t have chosen help, and applied change as an adult. Just to highlight it’s a layered problem and he probably had the cards stacked against him from the day he was born.

Weird how some people get so much love, safety and support while others have to fight just for a safe nights sleep.

kinda speechless. you are so poised, caring, a leader and a professional, but switching his hemorrhoid crème and toothpaste is defs the way to go… just kidding of course… or am I?

L O L L I N G !

hope you can walk, swim and yoga right back to bliss.

I did. Got home at 1500. Prepped dinner, took my pics, nit treated and swam 100 laps. Just sitting now with a glass of red

loved the trail and waterfall pix

It’s a lovely spot.

bye Tralicia

Big Smiling K

 

[DV8]

Oi wheres the summary.....some of us bought tickets....

 

[DV8]

Actually thats a lie....I tried to sell some, no takers.

They knew your best content was still free.

 

[Trala]

Hello guys!

It’s that time!

Omg 5 plants is so much easier than 7!

Here we gooooOoooo!

Sunday Summary

Omg I have mangled this beautiful girl. I curse my supercrop daily. I lost 2 Coca-Cola’s. And stressed her so much. She’s the only plant to have any sign of mites. My nursery guy swears mites are attracted to sick or stressed plants. I think he’s onto something.

Even stressed and broken, she has the prettiest flowers ever.

Stinky Bee aka Runtz Muffin
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 87 Days
Flip Age: 53 Days
Days in Flower: 24

I can’t believe this plant is even related to Olivia, let alone the spit out of her mouth! She is just beautiful. She is on the reach and her CarCanopy isn’t perfect, but it’s 100% on her mothers. Still no flowers.

Pee Bee aka Zkittles
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 65 Days in reveg
Flip Age: 58 Days

I love the Mimosa EVO strain. She is so pretty. And she is a perfect green. I really rate my nutes.

MiMi Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Ordinary Clone
Age: 52 Days

Snow is defs special needs. She’s only growing new growth in her right side. Her growth has been slow, but her colour is on fleek. I like saying Bubba Kush so much! I don’t know why! I just do. Not even joking.

Snow Bee aka Bubba Kush
Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 28 Days

I’ve followed the universal Auto Rules. So far so good. She’s as cute as a button.

Xena Bee aka Blue Cheese Special Auto
Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 11 Days

I hope you all had the best weekend! I only have one more day of work, then 3 off. I’m absolutely living for it.

 

[Trala]

Actually thats a lie....I tried to sell some, no takers.

They knew your best content was still free.

L o l l i n g !

 

[GreenFingaz]

It’s a great gig tbh.

I can’t love this enough.

We had a palliative patient. Family in attendance. His last day on earth. And that’s what they had to listen to.

100% true. Self centred welfare sucking wastes of time. He has an NDIS package work $250k. Housing plus 24 hour care. Never contributed one cent to the tax system. Just sucked from the governments tit while bad mouthing the government doesn’t do enough.

He asked me if I’d marry him today. I said I’d think about it. Lolling.


It worked


His brain is so fried from drugs. The sad part, he would have been born into tragedy. Broken people are usually man made. Not to suggest he couldn’t have chosen help, and applied change as an adult. Just to highlight it’s a layered problem and he probably had the cards stacked against him from the day he was born.

Weird how some people get so much love, safety and support while others have to fight just for a safe nights sleep.


L O L L I N G !

I did. Got home at 1500. Prepped dinner, took my pics, nit treated and swam 100 laps. Just sitting now with a glass of red

It’s a lovely spot.


Big Smiling K

I see what your saying tra am sure thers always going to be some reason for someone taking drugs but that's 1ns choice to ride that train