Trala’s Tent

[DV8]

I still look at your heights and calculate and I cant get over just how big your girls get.

Its not a criticism, I just know what a handful mine can be handling them once the get past a certain point.

Curious though, at what point do you defol your lowers? Do you have an age, size, or use something as a guide?

And which variety of blood and bone do you use Tra?

 

[StoneOtter]

Omg my day at work yesterday! CrAy CrAy!

Short story: Had a patient take a swing at me. He missed only coz myTeam Leader pulled me out of the way

Long story: We have this frequent flyer. He is a drug fucked personality disordered oxygen thief. Full forensic history. Did time for murder, drug dealing, armed robbery. Tortured life no doubt. Affiliated with the underworld of the Melbourne 80’s and 90’s. Google Mark Chopper Read and you got a version of him. Grandiose idealisation thinks he is a Big Man in the game when most likely he was just a little wannabe.

Now he is just a drug fucked ball of hate and bile who literally dribbles on himself when he eats and needs a nappy because he’s incontinent of both faeces and urine. He is supported by NDIS, biggest waste of tax payer money ever. So somehow he gets into his carers car and tries to set it alight. Popo called and now we have him. Everyone is scared of him. I’m not. I’ve been in relationships with the likes of him. And had my face punched in by the likes of him lol.

So yesterday he has the most beautiful nurse. Christian girl. Gentle, sweet, knowledgeable, just lovely. He has parked himself in the doorway of his room and he wants “tablets”. He’s calling her a whore, a slut, a cunt, not calling screaming, and I thought yeah nah. So I went to him, wtf is wrong? Why you yelling? He says sorry. I ask him if he’s hungry, he says yes. So I get him into his room. Sit him down. Ask him if he wants the tv on. He does. I have to go and get the call bell which has been removed from his room to turn it on. Tv on I go to find him food. Give him a lunch tray. His breathing has calmed, language slowed. Out of no where he picks up his lunch tray (in his defence hossy food is shite lol) throws it at the wall. Huge crash. Screaming every swear word I know and love. AO calls a Code Black. I look at him. And said it’s me not you that has to clean this mess. I start picking up the plates talking about how I’m here to help. My TL now at the door trying to call security, my back is to him (rookie error) and he has the remote like a weapon, holding the cord and he swings, my TL pulls me into her and it just fucking missed the side of my head.

Him screaming profanities.

My anger, I turn, look at him. My voice low. Furious.

Me: (paraphrasing) this is what you do? THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING DO? Try and hit a woman with her back turned. A good woman. Who has brought you food. Got your TV working. You try and attack me! You are scaring me. You scare me when you yell. You fucking scare me.

Him: I’m sorry. I love you. I’m sorry. I love you. I love you. Sobbing like a two year old. Tears dripping from his chin. So now I’m holding his hand telling him it okay. Trying to console him lol.

Be a nurse they said. You’ll be respected they said lol. Actually I know I am. I was legit treated like a hero lol.

Worst part. Today will be Take II.

If I survive I’ll be back this arvo for a Sunday Summary.

Pray for me,

Good work Tra! Watch your back!

I can’t believe this plant is even related to Olivia, let alone the spit out of her mouth! She is just beautiful. She is on the reach and her CarCanopy isn’t perfect, but it’s 100% on her mothers. Still no flowers.

Go PEE!

 

[Trala]

I see what your saying tra am sure thers always going to be some reason for someone taking drugs but that's 1ns choice to ride that train

Bottom line. Main reason people take hard drugs is because life can be torturing and drugs are fucking awesome.

Lethal combo. You don’t think, you don’t feel, you float. Until you sink. He sank.

At my core when ever I nurse a drug fucked loser my heart says “stay humble but there for the grace of God go I”. Look I prolly fucked that saying up, it’s what I do. #WrongQuotes4Lyf

My brain still whispers this to me. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. Old habits die hard.

 

[Trala]

I still look at your heights and calculate and I cant get over just how big your girls get.

Its not a criticism, I just know what a handful mine can be handling them once the get past a certain point.

Curious though, at what point do you defol your lowers? Do you have an age, size, or use something as a guide?

And which variety of blood and bone do you use Tra?

I’ll tell you this arvo.

And Queenslander mate. We do everything bigger here

Good work Tra! Watch your back!

Go PEE!

Thanks Mr Oh.

Today is an extra for me. I was going to drop the shift, but then I spent $500 on bed sheets.

I can’t have nice things if I don’t work for them. Xo

See you all later

 

[GreenFingaz]

Bottom line. Main reason people take hard drugs is because life can be torturing and drugs are fucking awesome.

Lethal combo. You don’t think, you don’t feel, you float. Until you sink. He sank.

At my core when ever I nurse a drug fucked loser my heart says “stay humble but there for the grace of God go I”. Look I prolly fucked that saying up, it’s what I do. #WrongQuotes4Lyf

My brain still whispers this to me. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. Old habits die hard.

Always stay humble

 

[GratefulBud]

Today is an extra for me. I was going to drop the shift, but then I spent $500 on bed sheets.

Holy Moley!
Are they waterproof silk or what?

 

[Sparkey224]

I’ll tell you this arvo.

And Queenslander mate. We do everything bigger here


Thanks Mr Oh.

Today is an extra for me. I was going to drop the shift, but then I spent $500 on bed sheets.

I can’t have nice things if I don’t work for them. Xo

See you all later

Those are some nice bed sheets .lol .you deserve it after that crazy patient the other day.
Did you get pillow covers too? That could have been couple extra hundred..lol hope you are having a great one T

 

[Trala]

Always stay humble

I really do try. And it’s hard, coz I really like to sing my successes lollling. And it’s probs narcissistic driven really. I don’t mean to. I just have a desperate thirst to have the good in me acknowledged by people I admire.

Probs some twisted deep seated please tell me I’m a good girl issue.

I’m definitely a Dr Phil episode.

L O L L I N G !

 

[Trala]

Holy Moley!
Are they waterproof silk or what?

Hello you!

Omg I miss you!

And no. Even mediocre sheets are expensive here.

I’m going for a new vibe.

I’m sick of print.

Those are some nice bed sheets .lol .you deserve it after that crazy patient the other day.
Did you get pillow covers too? That could have been couple extra hundred..lol hope you are having a great one T

They are nice to me.

Probs as boring as batshit to you, but I love the simplicity of the look.

Growing with you inspired me. Coz I’m all about the green

I’ll show youse.

 

[GreenFingaz]

I really do try. And it’s hard, coz I really like to sing my successes lollling. And it’s probs narcissistic driven really. I don’t mean to. I just have a desperate thirst to have the good in me acknowledged by people I admire.

Probs some twisted deep seated please tell me I’m a good girl issue.

I’m definitely a Dr Phil episode.

L O L L I N G !

What a show lol. Im sure the people you admire know all about your persona doesn't need to be advertised lol. You are a good person.

 

[Trala]

What a show lol. Im sure the people you admire know all about your persona doesn't need to be advertised lol. You are a good person.

I’m actually a bit of a cunt.

LOLLLLLL

 

[Trala]

New bedroom vibes.

I know it’s not for everyone. But I’m saying a firm no to prints and I’m loving it.

Hope it looks as nice as it does in my minds eye.

 

[Trala]

It’s my Friday and my man is on a night and I’m literally living my best life!

Biffy Clyro, spliff, Prosecco Spritz, home made pizza and my dog.

I forgot why I logged in!

I wanted to tell you all think my newest bee is gonna wake!

 

[Jungle Joseph]

Three reasons I love reading your journal;

Beautiful plants

Deep and meaningful life lessons

Potty mouth humour

Keep up the good work T, you're a bloody legend.

 

[Trala]

Three reasons I love reading your journal;

Beautiful plants

Deep and meaningful life lessons

Potty mouth humour

Keep up the good work T, you're a bloody legend.

Big smiling!

And not just because I’m semi lit and stoned either…

Lolllllling!

 

[Trala]

Good morning!

 

[Roy Growin]

Morning Trala

 

[McRib]

Good morning!

I love the way you say bubba kush

 

[GreenFingaz]

I love the way you say bubba kush

Lookin sweet in there tra good work

 

[Lerugged]

I'm still chuckling about your buds like chodes comment about 15 pages or so back .
Haha. Day made.