This Year's Outdoor 2012 Garden Diary - By JTG & My Wife

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!! I'm here :) +rep for the awesome plants and great work! I hope sometime in my life I can do some outdoor grows but until then I'm stuck inside! It's usually 110-120F here in the summer but I don't have anywhere I could do it and water it consistently.

I hope you can see why a lot of us are using what may seem as "radical" methods in order to get the most bang for or buck indoors. While your beauties are basking in 100,000 lumens per sq/meter in all directions possible I'm stuck with 55,000 lumens in a 3x2 tent at a fixed position of right on top of them (well one in my case). Of course you wouldn't pull able healthy leaves off of your plants or any crazy methods to increase yield. The reason I lolliopop my SCROG (and non-scrog) is because the 400w bulb I have will NOT penetrate through the screen and do any good under there, and I don't want popcorn stuff for edibles/hash because I'm just not into that kind of stuff (I only like vaporizing, sometimes bong).

Anyways good work and I'll be looking forward to seeing your harvest. Maybe throw a few line breaks in between your paragraphs it's hurting my eyes!! :)
 
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!! I'm here :) +rep for the awesome plants and great work! I hope sometime in my life I can do some outdoor grows but until then I'm stuck inside! It's usually 110-120F here in the summer but I don't have anywhere I could do it and water it consistently.

I hope you can see why a lot of us are using what may seem as "radical" methods in order to get the most bang for or buck indoors. While your beauties are basking in 100,000 lumens per sq/meter in all directions possible I'm stuck with 55,000 lumens in a 3x2 tent at a fixed position of right on top of them (well one in my case). Of course you wouldn't pull able healthy leaves off of your plants or any crazy methods to increase yield. The reason I lolliopop my SCROG (and non-scrog) is because the 400w bulb I have will NOT penetrate through the screen and do any good under there, and I don't want popcorn stuff for edibles/hash because I'm just not into that kind of stuff (I only like vaporizing, sometimes bong).

Anyways good work and I'll be looking forward to seeing your harvest. Maybe throw a few line breaks in between your paragraphs it's hurting my eyes!! :)
your to funny tS:)I just tried some lower tiny bud off that css and well its pretty nice :)
but I have been wanting to suggest that for a small amount of time now(sorry JTG but a paragraph would be nice:))
that said please keep helping,informing and sharing you life! this is a better place because of you!!:circle-of-love:
Oh and if the wheels fell of your canoe, how many pancakes would it take to fill a a plastic semi?
 
i cant think of anything negative to say, it seems you have got a plan and everything covered when it comes to any problems arising, i cant wait to see the end results, your going to have some monster buds when you harvest that forest, fair play to you though mate, if i could do it then id be doing it right now, but i dont get the weather you get, we have rain pretty much every few days, the weather gone crazy here, not had summer yet but believe it or not we are half way through summer and it aint been much of a summer up till now, the weather report said this weekend would be baking hot and guess what, its cold and rainy, well thats the british weather for you mate.
 
108 JTG...its been cool here the last 2 days...had to get under a sheet at night..got into the 50s...rained all day today ...and suppose to rain all night..i hope its not too hard of a rain..my plant umbrella is not up..did you see the branching on that purple haze...i wonder if i will have a lot of small buds...i untied all my plants today..just got back from the garden...all my potted plant are flowering..the 2 bushes are late..just a few hairs here and there...if i have regular size buds i'm going to have some serious weight...especially on that critical mass ..i was looking at some pics of her..the buds look like they weighed a oz apiece...thAT strain has huge buds...this year i got clones of all my plants...thats big enough to clone..i wonder how long you can keep a clone in a cloneri haven't put any nutes in there ..the roots are growing but the plant isn't...i don't have them under lights..just sitting in the window...did you ever see a clone flower ??...it wouldn't surprise me..strange things happen in my grows..but thats ok..i'm not paying the weed man's bills anymore..stay focus..
 
WOW, teSmp, and DPP, You Guys have the same problem, just in Reverse order. Sorry for the way I post Guys, I just get on a roll, and roll!!!:high-five: GiGaBane has told me the same thing, I just cannot seem to Stop. I will Promise To Try!!! There, My first Paragraph, all for You Guys, what I wont do for Friends....SHEESH!!!:circle-of-love: It is 108 here ATM, got up to 109, at the High Point!!! Will not Go Into Garden, till 8pm, or after, Thats Me, James the Midnight Gardener!!!! Only works after the SUN is DOWN!!! I am actually a Vampire Guys, I just never brought it up before, kinda ASHAMED of IT!!! Sleep all DAY,Work and Eat all Night, The Life of a Vampire Grower!!! By JTG!!! What a book title, I'll be a Millionaire in No Time, Oh Yeah, Have to write it First, DAMN, theres always some obstacle to my Millions!!! I guess I'll just have to be JTGV. James The Green Vampire, No Book, No Millions, and only Squirrels to feed on, what a SORRY VAMPIRE STORY, that would make!!!:high-five: Wow, another Paragraph, I am going PARAGRAPH CRAZY!!!:loopy: Anything for You Guys!!! Thanks for finally stopping by teSmp, it is greatly appreciated, and Ya got me Paragraphing, must be the HEAT!!! And FC what the Hell are You Talking About, in your Joke on the Canoes and Semis with wheels falling off, my water Problems??? And DPP, I hope it warms up in England Soon!!! Kinda like growing up on the Beach, Fog and Drizzle all the Time. Take care Guys, gotta figure out how to write that book!!! I need Millions of $$$$, but with My luck, I would get it written, Aliens would arrive, All Monetary Value on Everything would disappear, and we would become like the old Soviet Union, Every ones all the same, Oh Wait, we are already like that, Obama became President 4 years ago, I forgot!!! See what living on a MTN can do to You!!! Talk about being BEHIND the TIMES, LOL. SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.:thumb:
 
WOW, teSmp, and DPP, You Guys have the same problem, just in Reverse order. Sorry for the way I post Guys, I just get on a roll, and roll!!!:high-five: GiGaBane has told me the same thing, I just cannot seem to Stop. I will Promise To Try!!! There, My first Paragraph, all for You Guys, what I wont do for Friends....SHEESH!!!:circle-of-love: It is 108 here ATM, got up to 109, at the High Point!!! Will not Go Into Garden, till 8pm, or after, Thats Me, James the Midnight Gardener!!!! Only works after the SUN is DOWN!!! I am actually a Vampire Guys, I just never brought it up before, kinda ASHAMED of IT!!! Sleep all DAY,Work and Eat all Night, The Life of a Vampire Grower!!! By JTG!!! What a book title, I'll be a Millionaire in No Time, Oh Yeah, Have to write it First, DAMN, theres always some obstacle to my Millions!!! I guess I'll just have to be JTGV. James The Green Vampire, No Book, No Millions, and only Squirrels to feed on, what a SORRY VAMPIRE STORY, that would make!!!:high-five: Wow, another Paragraph, I am going PARAGRAPH CRAZY!!!:loopy: Anything for You Guys!!! Thanks for finally stopping by teSmp, it is greatly appreciated, and Ya got me Paragraphing, must be the HEAT!!! And FC what the Hell are You Talking About, in your Joke on the Canoes and Semis with wheels falling off, my water Problems??? And DPP, I hope it warms up in England Soon!!! Kinda like growing up on the Beach, Fog and Drizzle all the Time. Take care Guys, gotta figure out how to write that book!!! I need Millions of $$$$, but with My luck, I would get it written, Aliens would arrive, All Monetary Value on Everything would disappear, and we would become like the old Soviet Union, Every ones all the same, Oh Wait, we are already like that, Obama became President 4 years ago, I forgot!!! See what living on a MTN can do to You!!! Talk about being BEHIND the TIMES, LOL. SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.:thumb:

It's always funny seeing how you post sober, drunk, and stoned my friend. You've been smoking hahah

Like the vampire grower idea, as long as they don't shimmer in the sun, I'm game.
 
Hey there buddy! It has been a few days since I have visited. Been busy with company. It has been way too hot there lately.

I like the Vampire idea too. Especially being a grower with what you have. Sounds like a smart way to go.

I sure hope that Yarrow feels better and you can ease into the civilian life. It is a big change you are going through right now. You have several things to deal with at the same time.
:circle-of-love:
 
nah not all of us.:) my wife says that I'am more like a banty rooster. up with the sun and gone with the dark:)
 
JTG I know what you are going through.
Its hard not having freind around everyday to tell what happened yesterday or last week. listening to their stories too.
I know you have Yarrow, but she knows the same stories that you have to tell because she is there.
I miss going to work alot.
pulling pranks on someone, hearing what a shitty drive home was yesterday. even what someones wife made for dinner!
and Idle time can be the devil's time.
but one thing I have noticed since your retirement is your paragraphs are beautifull :rofl:
dont know about all gig said but alot was good advice.
water your head with the stuff you give your plants. then you can spend more time at the barber shop BSn with the crew LOL
I hope you feel more better soon bro!:circle-of-love:
 
JTG I know what you are going through.
Its hard not having freind around everyday to tell what happened yesterday or last week. listening to their stories too.
I know you have Yarrow, but she knows the same stories that you have to tell because she is there.
I miss going to work alot.
pulling pranks on someone, hearing what a shitty drive home was yesterday. even what someones wife made for dinner!
and Idle time can be the devil's time.
but one thing I have noticed since your retirement is your paragraphs are beautifull :rofl:
dont know about all gig said but alot was good advice.
water your head with the stuff you give your plants. then you can spend more time at the barber shop BSn with the crew LOL
I hope you feel more better soon bro!:circle-of-love:

It is funny you say that about missing the bs at a regular corporate job. I hated the corporate life and started working for myself. With all the pee tests and the dreaded time clock! Even though I make a lot more money working for myself I really miss going to work and shooting the shit. I even drive to my old job sometimes just to say hi.
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It is funny you say that about missing the bs at a regular corporate job. I hated the corporate life and started working for myself. With all the pee tests and the dreaded time clock! Even though I make a lot more money working for myself I really miss going to work and shooting the shit. I even drive to my old job sometimes just to say hi.
:high-five:
do you go NA na na na I make more money the you schlups now!! Oh and I'am really stoned right now and your NOT!!:rofl::rofl:
 
do you go NA na na na I make more money the you schlups now!! Oh and I'am really stoned right now and your NOT!!:rofl::rofl:


Having a job is great.
Working the corporate life is just ok.
Working for yourself and not having to answer to anyone.... Priceless!! :rofl:
 
nah not all of us.:) my wife says that I'am more like a banty rooster. up with the sun and gone with the dark:)

Ha! Is that why you have flowers popping out of your ass!! LoL!!!

:circle-of-love:
 

Having a job is great.
Working the corporate life is just ok.
Working for yourself and not having to answer to anyone.... Priceless!! :rofl:

Calling your regional manager a fucking prick and screaming at the top of your lungs, "this isn't the fucking military bro, im not in fucking bootcamp, you can't treat me like a piece of shit. youre a fucking prick bro!" 2 inches away from his face, so heated yet had a big ole shit eatin grin on my face.... Right before walking out on the job...

Thats priceless my friend.

Take no shit from anyone. Fuck working for corporate companies. all it is is drug tests and stress. yeah small talk is cool, but when you cant talk about the beautiful plants you got at home or the awesome dank you scored, or just your actual life outside of work... it aint worth it. I speak my mind. I flat out told my last manager I smoke, Im high right now, Im legal, do something. Ehh who needs a job at AT&T anyway hahaha
 
Hey All, Thanks for Coming By and Having a Man to Man, with Me Missing as Per Norm!!!:high-five: Yesterday was ID crisis Day!!! I do not Know WTF has been Happening, but I gotta Snap Out Of It!!! I went to Bed at 1am Last Night, and Slept Really WELL, even when Helping Y Get Out of Bed to use the Bathroom, I fell asleep Right Off after getting back in bed. All of You Have Given Sage Advice, even GiG'S advice was GOOD, but unfortunately, I am one of those Barbarians are at the Gate People, and I am not One To Just Abandon My Post, even if it Kills Me. I learned that Somewhere??? Oh Yeah, Al-Khafji!!!:clap: I really Miss Shooting The Shit with other People(GUYS), even when in still, I had interactions with Female Marines Of Course, but with all the BS about Sexual Misconduct, I always tended to Just Keep Them on a last Name Basis, or a Rank Only reference, when speaking with Them. I know they all probably thought I was some Cold Hearted Bastard, never Friendly, Just Business Only, He Hates Women Kind of Guy. Truth is, I LOVE WOMEN, Just not on Base, or the CC, or in the Field, I saw Too Many of My Friends Get sent Before the Man, for trivial BS, I did not intend to be one of those People!!!:bravo:

Now lets Talk Garden!!! The Plants are Really Absurdly Large, It is Awesome and Frightening, at the same Time!!! Awesome, well, Because THEY are AWESOME!!! And Frightening because Come Harvest, it is Gonna Be A Madhouse Around Here as Usual, and My CO Y, I do not Think She is Gonna Be able to Coordinate this Harvest, fact is, if She Does Not Get Better SOON, this is Probably Gonna Be Her Last One to even Be around For. Our 18th Anniversary is on the 24th, I really got to TRY and Make it VERY Special, as it could be our Last. But back to the Plants, You All Know about Jack and the Beanstalk, that is How I Feel, out there amongst them!!! I realize How Special, it Really Is, To Be Able to Grow This Way!!!:yahoo: Sometimes You Forget, when Shit gets You Down, always gotta take time to smell the Roses(IN THIS CASE CANNABIS)!!! I think this is Absolutely the Best Garden, I have Ever Done, but I think I must say that almost every Year!!! But this Year, I Really Mean It!!! But last Year, I REALLY Meant it Too!!! I think that with every additional Year of Acquired Knowledge, learning from Doing, Previous Errors that Get Corrected before they Happen,ETC, Your Next Grow, should always Be Your Best Grow!!!:partyboy:

Thanks for the paragraph Praise FC, it Really means a lot, I suppose, for a Much Better Read. Thinking about doing Seeding Today, only One Plant though, She is in a 3 Gallon container, and was saved for this purpose Only. She Has Gotten No Love From the Camera, with the size of Her Sisters, She is a little Shy around the Camera, but She Budded First, and at least She Can say, She HAD THE FIRST KIDS!!!:) I appreciate all the Support, and OMM, IDK what is wrong, but I Know a lot of My Identity was/is Rapped up into what My Career Was. I'll get things Squared away, Hopefully SOONER as Opposed To LATE!!! I just realized that what OMM wrote was in another Thread(QUEENS), I guess I should Go and write that There!!! The Heat Wave, is supposed to Break after Today, instead of 110, it'll drop a Few degrees, like Down to 102-4, but Weathermen are Notoriously known for giving False Statements, so I'll believe it, when I see it!!!:winkyface: I want to take some Pictures of the Budding, I will SOON, not much to look at yet, but they are stacking up Nicely!!! And everything is Getting that Buddly Smell To Them, so when the Wind is Blowing out of the North or South, I can either smell Mine, or my Neighbors, I love the Smell of Cannabis ripening on the Vine!!! They actually have City Ordinances against the Smell of it, in the Town I live In(I ACTUALLY LIVE FAR OUT OF TOWN AND THE ORDINANCES DO NOT APPLY HERE), and People can be Ticketed for Public Nuisance if a Neighbor calls and Complains. I could never Understand People thinking Fresh herb stank, to Me it always Smells Sweet, with a little bit of Skunk and Fruit thrown in for GOOD MEASURE!!!:;): I guess You can Dislike anything, if You try hard Enough!!! Take Care My Friends, and ALL else Who Visit Here!!! SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.:thumb:
 
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