Rifleman's Roost Open 24/7: Perpetually Perplexed

OMG, it's pregnant lady porn! That is just too pretty to believe. Thanks for sharing.

I was quite thrilled myself. :)

Oh, this is inspiring! For some reason I'm more interested in this than cloning. Noob bias maybe. :)
Thanks for documenting this so well RF. Good luck on the MotM!

It was really easy RTK. Cloning might be great for photo plants but this is the way to go for the autos I believe. It just keeps getting better too. I tried counting seeds that I could see forming today...I stopped at 100. :wood:
 
I was quite thrilled myself. :)
It was really easy RTK. Cloning might be great for photo plants but this is the way to go for the autos I believe. It just keeps getting better too. I tried counting seeds that I could see forming today...I stopped at 100. :wood:
As I recently said in another thread, it would be nice to have a couple thousand fast producing autoflower seeds and just go on a walk through the little town where that I live by and just poke seeds into the ground randomly all over just to freak people out when all these plants start popping up. Be like Johnny Appleseed. Try doing that with clones without being arrested. :riskybusiness:
 
As I recently said in another thread, it would be nice to have a couple thousand fast producing autoflower seeds and just go on a walk through the little town where that I live by and just poke seeds into the ground randomly all over just to freak people out when all these plants start popping up. Be like Johnny Appleseed. Try doing that with clones without being arrested. :riskybusiness:

What an awesome idea, looks like australia is about to get a lot greener :)
 
Water Change Day. Days 76 and 71 DD and SC respectively. The sc is showing about 99% pistils darkened, and some amber areas too. She just isn't as fat as I expected her to get, so today her diet was switched up and Overdrive took the place of the Big Bud. The dd is chugging along growing seeds. I really am super stoked about that. :) The plan is to switch her to Overdrive in two more weeks, and run her another two to three weeks after that. :peace:
















 
RM, looking amazing. Just spent most of my day engrossed in this journal and already I'm fighting the urge to drop the coin for another tent. Sitting here in the roost has felt more like watching an improv show than watching the grass grow (see what I did there:rofl:)
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Hemi, try making some seed-balls with clay and some organic matter. You don't even need to push them in the dirt and if you are caught Johnny Appleseed-ing your whole town, inside clay balls the seeds are not as recognizable!
 
Thanks for stopping by DoG. Possibly no one told you when you got here, but this IS an improv show. I'm flying by my drawers so far in 2016. :cheesygrinsmiley: Reversing a plant, making seeds, growing under a screen, are all new to me.

Speaking of playing Johnny Potseed around town; When we were kids there was a story about water balloons full of turnip seeds being thrown on the lawns of several of the High School teachers. Thousands of tiny turnip seeds in each balloon, hundreds of them thrown. :rofl: Harumpf, uuuh, s-t-o-r-y.....can't prove it happened, or if I were involved. :biglaugh:
 
Thanks for stopping by DoG. Possibly no one told you when you got here, but this IS an improv show. I'm flying by my drawers so far in 2016. :cheesygrinsmiley: Reversing a plant, making seeds, growing under a screen, are all new to me...
Unfortunately nobody informed me; I think everyone was afraid to open their mouths with Roscoe hanging about. That and I saw a rooster by the window motioning for silence and drawing an ominous feather across his throat
 
Unfortunately nobody informed me; I think everyone was afraid to open their mouths with Roscoe hanging about. That and I saw a rooster by the window motioning for silence and drawing an ominous feather across his throat

Smart moves. There is nothing worse than tasting one of the fat dog's rancid farts. And as always I remind everyone, Never Trust the Poultry. :rofl:
 
Hemi, try making some seed-balls with clay and some organic matter. You don't even need to push them in the dirt and if you are caught Johnny Appleseed-ing your whole town, inside clay balls the seeds are not as recognizable!
Not too worried about being caught,would much rather be nailed with an ounce of seed than an ounce of bud. Some of the constables around here wouldn't figure it out until later, but I like your idea for those hard to reach places. I can just toss that clay ball up to someone's planter on that windowsill. :rofl:
 
Photo update from the large tent tonight. AL is still spreading her limbs and feeling frisky. Three feedings daily seems to be what the Dr ordered. My second little sour crack isn't having near as much fun. I just can't get her enough light. Stretchy and unhappy, maybe that'll make for more potent bud. :) Most likely not, but what have I got to lose?




 
Man I love coming here, I piss my pants laughing everytime!:high-five::rofl::rofl: Just get sick of being Roscoe s fart sponge, do you know how hard that is to get out of a beard!? I DO notice a little dissension in the ranks around the farm these days.... El Polo is going Loco essay, might be time for an episode of Who s The Boss,ehh Tony?! Lol
 
Man I love coming here, I piss my pants laughing everytime!:high-five::rofl::rofl: Just get sick of being Roscoe s fart sponge, do you know how hard that is to get out of a beard!? I DO notice a little dissension in the ranks around the farm these days.... El Polo is going Loco essay, might be time for an episode of Who s The Boss,ehh Tony?! Lol


Do I know? HA, hell yes I know. I haven't shaved in three years. I was laying there warm and snug this morning about 5:15 when he climbed on the bed, via stepping all over me. I swear he couldn't have been there a minute before the snoring And farting started. I'm not sure who was worse, him or the CEO. :rofl:

Shhhhhhh. Don't let the word get out, but I hear Easter dinner is going to be a 100% home grown, made from scratch in The Roost's kitchen, culinary fiesta. What's the protein you ask? You got it !! Winner winner fricken fried chicken dinner. :high-five: Mid-evil times my friend, the axman cometh. :biglaugh:
 
Boredom rarely prevails here on the farm. There I was, sitting on the porch minding my own business, smoking a doobie. Then it hit me, you've tripped over the CEO's empty storage container one too many times. So in the spirit of being frugal, and figuring it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission, I DIY'd myself a bubble cloner out of her container. :cheesygrinsmiley: Too bad I'm eight months away from needing it, but I'll use it for practice before then. :) If I'm wearing sunglasses the next time you see me, you'll know permission would have been the correct choice. :rofl:



12 gallon latch and carry, local home improvement store, clearance priced $8 US
2" hole saw, 2" net pots, 2" cloning pucks, rapid rooter plugs, air pump, etc..... on hand misc.
Total $8
 
I'm just going to take a seat on the floor and watch this, garden looks great Rifleman!

Welcome to the show J-Biz. You might want to grab a chair though, if Roscoe sees you in the floor you Will get crop dusted. It's a damn game to the old boy. :biglaugh: Other than him getting in the way and generally being a nuisance, I'm a one man shop here, not like you guys tag teaming the garden into submission, and doing a smashing job at it too. :) Come to think about it I sure could use someone to take notes, mine look like some stoner has been at them. :rofl: Glad you're here man. :)
 
I am amazed every day when I walk in the tent. The screen is 36x40 inches. AL is standing 9 inches above that. I can't help but wonder how much larger she is going to get. I feed her every 8 hours for 15 each time. Water is dropping by 6 quarts a day. Tomorrow will be three weeks since the flip. With an alleged flowering time of 10 weeks I see a June contest entry in the making. :)

The little sour crack is still trying her best under her limited light setting, but she isn't near the girl her sisters are nor will she ever be. But I'll love her, and hug her, and chop her little limbs off when it comes time. :rofl:

Full moon ?? Where? :goof:








 
Boredom rarely prevails here on the farm. There I was, sitting on the porch minding my own business, smoking a doobie. Then it hit me, you've tripped over the CEO's empty storage container one too many times. So in the spirit of being frugal, and figuring it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission, I DIY'd myself a bubble cloner out of her container. :cheesygrinsmiley: Too bad I'm eight months away from needing it, but I'll use it for practice before then. :) If I'm wearing sunglasses the next time you see me, you'll know permission would have been the correct choice. :rofl:



12 gallon latch and carry, local home improvement store, clearance priced $8 US
2" hole saw, 2" net pots, 2" cloning pucks, rapid rooter plugs, air pump, etc..... on hand misc.
Total $8

Hey Rifleman, saw the cloner and if you don't already do it, I cut the bottoms off the net pot; it makes it easier to remove the clone without damaging the roots.
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Have a great day!
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Welcome to the show J-Biz. You might want to grab a chair though, if Roscoe sees you in the floor you Will get crop dusted. It's a damn game to the old boy. :biglaugh: Other than him getting in the way and generally being a nuisance, I'm a one man shop here, not like you guys tag teaming the garden into submission, and doing a smashing job at it too. :) Come to think about it I sure could use someone to take notes, mine look like some stoner has been at them. :rofl: Glad you're here man. :)

Thanks man, If Roscoe is a pet, I'm good with that. If he's a fat guy showing plumbers crack crop dusting I don't think even a chair will help.

Your scrog is 36x40? Yep she's beautiful!!! And speaking of stoner moments, the other day I had mixed flowering nutes for watering our revolver that is only 21 days old, was about to give it to rtk to water her when I realized. We've actually spent time trying to "stoner proof" our processes.

Congrats on the nomination and good luck on MOTM RM! :goodjob:
 
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