Rifleman's Roost Open 24/7: Perpetually Perplexed

There is an uneasy truce at The Roost. The chickens saw me cleaning up the grill, smoker, and deep fryer last week when the temps hit 80. This is what greeted me at the barn this morning. There was a demand letter also but I couldn't read it. It just looked like chicken scratches. :rofl:

Remember my warning; Never trust the poultry.:high-five:

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Damn crazy Americans... Look, even the chickens have guns in the US. Is that thing registered? Can't get that here unless you get a "special licence" and belong to a gun club. And wouldn't you know it even a chicken can have a pistol, that's hardly fair...

Nice pic rifleman, how long did you need to get him to pose for you.

KiG :green_heart:cheers
 
Snidrajsed said:
Damn crazy Americans... Look, even the chickens have guns in the US. Is that thing registered? Can't get that here unless you get a "special licence" and belong to a gun club. And wouldn't you know it even a chicken can have a pistol, that's hardly fair...

Nice pic rifleman, how long did you need to get him to pose for you.

KiG :green_heart:cheers
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Pose? Pose !? You must be under the impression that I didn't fear for my life. That SOB was calling me out and my hands were full with groceries. Which reminds me, I have to speak with our postal carrier. Stupid gun runner isn't supposed to sell handguns to the chickens, only the hogs are carry qualified.

Pkgrows said:
Wow the add is super dark Devils? That's almost black amazing. My girls made a couple boy parts that I promptly harvest into a little vail even saw the powdery pollen. Hoping it didn't fuck with my ladies too much they do look pretty good my mind think right now but I think I will try to breed the pollen for this batch next round.
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Sweet Seeds Dark Devil Auto. :) Im hoping this girl pollinated herself and the sour crack. I'd love to have enough seeds to pass around to some friends and get them started growing.



Bearded Budz said:
Who rules the roost now buddy!?:rofl::rofl::rofl: That lettus of yours is out of this world, I ve never seen colours like that before!:high-five:
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Thanks BB. I'm thinking it might have been a mistake to eradicate ALL of my coyotes. Chickens are getting braver every year. I might sell the deep fryer afterall. It isn't worth getting shot by a rooster. :rofl:
 
I have GOT to get some DD seeds! They are absolutely gorgeous and woul make a fine addition to my garden.
For your chicken problem, perhaps a Col. Sanders-esque scare crow, er... Scare chicken?
 
After a careful second check...not high..I have confirmed there are indeed baby seeds in the DD. Therefore I castrated her today. :whoa: It was a quick and I'm sure painless operation. The offending male branch was carefully disassembled outside and given a good jerking and happy ending in a cannacondom. Ok, maybe it was a ziploc. Point is I did collect pollen for future use also. :) Now the hard part...waiting. If I had a nickel for every time I've told some one to have patience. :rofl:
 
:popcorn::surf:Am I too late?? Saw your name on the MOTM page and thought I would see if it was the real Chuck Connors :winkyface: I was nominated long ago by BID (BigIrishDude) when he and I were sharing and experimenting. I currently have 3 BID or combination strains I am working with, P-ROC, K-ROC, and the strain I developed from his genetics HYBID (named in his honor)I am in phase one of what I call a yearly 3 phase grow. No real bloom tent, a small veg/clone cabinet, and the great outdoors. Phase one: is to germinate, veg, clone, and transplant outdoors around the first of next month so I can glean an early Summer outdoor harvest. Phase two:The clones I took from these plants will take their place after the first harvest. They will be harvested in the fall. Phase three: Inside I will be keeping the strains going in my closet, because the storage room where everything got started will be too hot. After the Fall harvest the indoor plants will be cloned and flowered to complete phase three.
Enough about me, you sir are well liked here at :420:
I peaked in on the voting and you got it going! Your plants are absolutely gorgeous! :slide: Frosty goodness everywhere!!! :yahoo: I am now subbed and ready to share/learn :high-five:
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Day 12 for my second sour crack plant, named SJR. She received A-Train's advanced feed schedule on Wednesday, her first drink since sprouting. She is getting slightly stretchy due to the AL shading the general area. :)

Im hoping she takes off soon and gives me something to do. Topping, lst, anything. With my three other plants all in bloom there isn't much to do other than rotate the autos three or four times a day, and tote water to them every 18 hours. Nobody told me growing could be so boring. :rofl:




 
It's Friday so lift your skirt and show us your roots. :rofl: AL told me she wanted to do just that today so you get a rare treat. It won't be too much longer before I won't be able to lift her deck for a shot like this. I'm not sure if I've got this screen thing correct or not, but I think I've got a lock on the dwc. Happy weekend folks, if you're looking for me I'll be out back next to the fire pit roasting wieners on a stick. :peace:









 
Lazarus13 said:
Your roots are so beautiful! Mine are always stained by the humic acid i use so it is nice to see such pearly ones. I live vicariously through you.
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Thanks Lazarus, they don't look near that good in the buckets. The B52 and some of the other additives are all very dark. I think the rw in the airpot filters out most of the particulate matter from the solution, so that might be what keeps them cleaner in the tote than the buckets.
 
Rifleman said:
Wow, there is no doubt my girl is knocked up...heavily. LOL. I was so anxious about making seeds I might have over done the pollination. :) It's things like this that make me want to build a warehouse to grow in. :rofl:
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OMG, it's pregnant lady porn! That is just too pretty to believe. Thanks for sharing.
 
Rifleman said:
Wow, there is no doubt my girl is knocked up...heavily. LOL. I was so anxious about making seeds I might have over done the pollination. :) It's things like this that make me want to build a warehouse to grow in. :rofl:
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Oh, this is inspiring! For some reason I'm more interested in this than cloning. Noob bias maybe. :)

Thanks for documenting this so well RF. Good luck on the MotM!
 
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