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Now I can have my morning cup of coffee.....
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Can't wait 'til Spring I must be getting cabin fever
I had this dream that the world was going to blow up and the rich people knew it but didn't tell us po' chimps they built a big space ship in the Grand Canyon I knew it was gonna blow up too so I climbed a mountain to get away for some stupid reason but before I could get to the top the space ship taking off broke the mountain I was climbing I woke up right then and said eff this I'm gonna daydream the rest of this instead of continuing my morning in a depressed mood as the mountain exploded I make one final jump and just make it to the top looking behind me I see the space ship is going to pass right by the mountain top so I time my final jump just right (remember Brooce Williss in Die Hard where he tied the fire hose around his waist and jumped from the building top? That's me) leap towards the rising space ship and in midair I pull my pants down in the full moon position spin around aiming my a$$ at the windshield the rich people are in the space ship drinking champagne saying "Yay yippee we left the poor to die!" the pilot says "What's that? Look out!!!!!" the last thing they see is my a$$ coming at them at terminal velocity SMASH! sound of the winshield breaking PFTTTTT!!!!! sound of my a$$hole hitting the pilot in the nose and the back of my sakk hitting him in the lips perfect bullseye the rich people yell "No!!!!!" the space ship spirals out of control crashes to the exploding Earth and mankind gets took off the food chain courtesy of the chimp!
And me, noticing you got a frosty nug laying there making myself a little more noticeable hoping that you'll smoke it with me
Correct me if I'm wrong Chimp, but it looks like you're running more plants, and they're looking better than usual ... no?
you can do eeet