The funniest part about this post is this:
I never grew weed before. Had a lot of friends who did growing up and such, but never myself. But I was hitting the crap out of the dispensary, spending way too much money, and trying all these strains for the first time. I really thought if I tried I could do better than dispensary weed, given I knew, even before joining the forum, that I had a Yoda or two at my disposal. Then one day I bought an eighth of Pineapple Upside Down Cake. As I finished the eighth, I found six seeds in the bottom of my grinder. I was pissed at first, like, $58 for seeds? But I saved them in a cup. They were on my table and I looked at them all the time. Kept thinking about them. And started looking online at how to grow weed type posts and such.
Then along came the $1200 Trump tax refund. Pennies from Heaven for me and I suspect many of us.
I used that money to buy my entire first grow setup, all the soil, pots, AC unit, etc....everything I thought I'd need. Managed to get most of the stuff that I now know is essential. Grew the weed. My first grow, and I made every mistake in the book and then some more on top of that. Lol. But I ended up with 10 1/2 ounces of very good, very dense, very crystally, very strong Pineapple Upside Down Cake (this was the Surfr version, not the Humboldt version I just grew).
Since one of the things I have always associated with Republicans, right or wrong, is standing in the way of marijuana legislation, (not to invite a political discussion, just saying), I jokingly and sarcastically came up with the perfect name for my first weed I ever grew.
Trump Weed.
Below is a picture, the only remaining one, of my first grow. It's six plants in 8 gallon plastic pots in a cheapie 5x5 using 2 Maxsisun 1200 watt blurples, a six inch exhaust fan and filter, a couple crappy fans and an AC unit to keep it cool. This picture is from maybe three weeks before harvest. It's in black and white because the blurple version is so purple you can barely see the plants, lol. These plants got about 6 1/2 feet tall, had to have their colas pulled down all over the place, and I had to remove one plant that I somehow caught in time going hermie and removed without affecting the other plants. Looks half decent in the picture. 10 1/2 ounces of it was. Lol. From 6 plants in 8s. Ah, nothing like your first grow.
I give you the Trump Weed.