OUR FIRST TRAGEDY (lol!)
There's all kinds of ways to assess how far you've come as a grower. In the last ten minutes I found out in a rather amusing way. Only one grow ago this would have sent me into an emotional tizzy and I'd be crying the blues to you guys. In fact, exactly one grow ago that's exactly what I did when the scrog went hermie. I learned a lot from that sh-- though, and I'm glad I did.
We had to harvest a plant a little early.
So I went out to move the plants to the afternoon spot. Did so. The last one I put in place was the Strawberry Banana Fast Flowering photo in a 5 gallon pot getting Geoflora nutes. I stopped to take some pictures of her and noticed there was a branch at the top that didn't look right. It was not in it's proper position.
A closer inspection revealed our first wind break. And this one was clean and all the way through. It was one of the two main colas from the topping, and it was simply gorgeous. Only wind tragedy when that's what I have feared the most cuz it's constant, so that's easy to live with. That would not qualify as a tragedy, just a suck.
So I was taking pictures of the branch that broke off to show you guys and did that, and went to edit the pictures. That's went I saw it.
This, ladies and germs, is a plant that has just now begun the path to the dreaded Hermie God of Suck.
I don't question this, I don't fuc- around with it, I don't even consider trying to save it. There's no question the immediate course of action. Get the hell rid of it right this very second, everything else in the world stops til it's done. In this case it was easy. I brought the plant about 50 feet away, topped it completely with a plastic garbage bag, tied it off at the bottom of the stem and chopped it. Then I took it around the house away from the others and disposed of it in a sealed trash can in the front two car garage.
I checked every branch on the plant. These were the only two, and I had not yet found them. Two days ago for sure they did not exist. But think about how lucky this whole thing was:
- I found the hermie cuz of a wind break of a main cola
- I found them way before any possibility of them causing an issue
- If it had to happen to any plant, at least it was the one I already have around a half pound of jarred, same strain. It cost the auto/photo same strain comparison I was going to do, but big deal.
- The wind chose this plant and this day to break the branch, thus me saving all the rest of my photos.
- I actually knew what to do!!!
So there's my tale of woe, and you know what? I'm honestly laughing my ass off. As if we were going to have zero issues on 18 plants having never used certain nutes and never grown outside. Lol. We're still doing fairly well.
Had it been one of my cocos I'd be far less good humored about it. Heh.
So here's a photo montage that shows you the break, how sweet it looked, the plant before I killed it, and the dreaded, no question about it, not sticking around to try and pick these off each day and save it's ass, HERMIES.
Fricking hermies.
I can't help but think about how much easier that made my trimming.