Well, well...nothing ever goes quite like you plan.
With that said, it's a harvest
HYENA'S GROW HOUSE update!
I hauled ass up to the ol' GH on Wednesday. My plan was to hack half and trim them up, then come back a week later and do the same.
Here's how things looked:
A job well done. Too well, in fact...the microscope revealed that if I was to break this into two sessions a week apart, the first one had to be last week. Trichs looked inescapably ready; I realized within an hour that it was on like Donkey Kong and I would have to do another marathon. Here we go.
The last time, this took four days. This time I'm more experienced and probably can do it in a lot less, I thought. And that turned out to be right! It took three and 3/4.
But I didn't know that would be the result in the beginning or I NEVER would have attacked the chore with such a good attitude.
I looked lovingly upon them all before the first cut...
Yes, this stuff is as ready as it gets. The executioner whirled his silver axe...
Trimming up 3-4 pounds of fresh chunkers is a stone cold bitch. It's soooo much more than trimming. As I went through the annoying first leaf removal on the first plant I started getting tired of it already and there were hundreds and hundreds to go.
But I was soooo impressed with the chunkiness and density of these colas...
Now you see it
Now you don't!
And that took seven minutes. And I'm pretty fast.
On and on the job went, AM radio (my preference to endless Detroit Rap stations) filling the time as the scissors snipped and snipped away. The first day became the second day and by evening I was getting somewhere. But still not even halfway.
The hangers began to add up.
I chopped the first plant last week and hung it in chunks. I will come back later and see how different it is to trim up a plant that had no leaf removal prior to hanging. I've never done it before so let's find out if it might even be easier, who knows? Yeah, right. It was the smallest plant so I figured it's a good one for experimentation in case I totally destroy the thing. I was looking at it...seriously, it looks harder.
I left two other plants in stage two trim, meaning initial leaf removal, then a round of rough trimming where the outer, non-frosted leaf tips are all trimmed off but the bud still needs finish trimming. I will further experiment and I guess learn how easy or difficult it is to finish these semi-trimmed buds when they're completely dry. Maybe that will be a better way and maybe faster than the real detailed finish trim, which on a wet cola takes an average of five or six minutes. I'm trying to once and for all figure out the ways I can make this endless chore as short as possible. Four solid days is a total bitch.
The rest I totally finished. Half way I felt a rush of enthusiasm...halfway! Yes! Then I walked back in and OMG...
It's still like a jungle.
I tend to just do this until I can't anymore and eat and fall asleep. So it throws off my body clock. Consequently, the third day I awoke at 3 am, and ended up going 20 straight hours, to 11 pm, with maybe two or three fifteen-minute breaks. Never even left the house for several days, I was just one with it. Only real break besides sleep was Halloween night, I got about 30 trick-or-treaters and obviously couldn't be in blue gloves trimming during that. The weather was howling wind and rain, and about 40 degrees, and still a bunch of wet and shivering kids braved it for the candy. I did that too when I was that age, heck, bad weather never stopped us. For many, they will grow up to realize they will still do the same thing all their lives...for weed. And when you come home with a bag of frosty nugs, isn't it always a treat?
More than halfway
I had a few individual plants that were especially amazing...especially this girl...
Sadly, no matter how dedicated I was it was a four day deal. I think I may have got more than Run #1. The colas just seem bigger. We will see in a week or two when the scales of success tell their tale!
I didn't even have the strength (or the time, we had a wedding to go to) to recondition the tent. That exploded mess is still up there, waiting for me to return this Thursday for a day of scrubbing and then planting Run #4, who are looking ready up in the attic lab. I'll take them to their new home and we will do it all again, the continuous cycle of life in full motion and the ever-amazing world of growing God's favorite plant to its absolute glory.
The nugs are colorful and frosty, and super tight!
BUT, perhaps the MOST exciting development is...
I have been considering the value of being even more selective in what I include in the flower, and making effective use of the trim. That's why I prioritized this trimming session, with three stages, so I could isolate the highest-quality trim and all buds smaller than a quarter (there's a lot). That all added up to a pile of frosty goodness, ready to dry and press for rosin! My next phase! Look at the sparkle...
This stuff will press for as much as 20% rosin yield I just know it. More to come on that!
So, in the end, here's the result:
Don't know how much it will be, and don't care, really. I don't see how I could have done much better so whatever it is will be enough for me, and frankly beyond my expectations. I'm happy the Grow House is a reality and in full action.
And that's where you'll find me. Just a semi-mad scientist doing crazy experiments in a secret lab.
Nothing wrong with that! Thanks for riding along with the adventure...it continues!!
Peace, Hyena