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Hello growers.
This report is on the Fat Bastard by Blimburn Seeds.
Per the breeder:
Fat Bastard was developed from an extremely potent female, Goldmember x Monkey Spunk,that has a particularly pronounced terpene and cannabinoid profile. Both parent plants were selected through a long process of searching for flavor and potency to finally obtain the properties we had envisioned. Our Fat Bastard feminized seeds are a mostly hybrid strain with high THC. For the creation of this variety, we have used the best selections of Goldmember xMonkey Spunk, providing breeders with an easy to grow marijuana plant. Besides being a marijuana plant that is easy to grow, Fat Bastard gives us sweet, fruity aromas accompanied by notes of skunk from the first days of flowering.
Fat Bastards Hybrid weed gives off an amazing terpene profile. Its flavors are fruity and skunk.Also, it gives us body effects that are powerful, euphoric, and relaxed. This strain is not recommended for the faint of heart or beginners as its extreme THC content of 30%-38% and the extensive cannabinoid profile ensure long-lasting and very intense effects. Fat Bastard is a mostly hybrid strain. This powerful weed with 30%-38% THC will quickly take you to the clouds. First, a powerful euphoria hits your head and then a little tingle runs through your body. This is not a weed for beginners. As our mind takes a back seat, we begin to notice a feeling of bodyrelaxation.It is a marijuana plant with high yields, conical, crystalline, and resinous buds. Besides being a marijuana that is plant easy to grow, Fat Bastard gives us sweet, fruity aromas accompanied by notes of skunk from the first days of flowering.
I got up this morning and smoked a bowl from nearly ground zero in the "Enterprise". (I say "nearly" ground zero because I started the day with a biscuit with a pat of canni-butter and some cherry preserves.)
The breeder lists a potential high of 38% THC for this strain. I'm in no position to say whether that's true. But the effect is potent, that's for sure. My focus is now extremely limited, making it difficult to get this report done. There are -- all of a sudden -- too many damn distractions in this room. If I plan to smoke more FB in here I'll need to clean up.
The weed smells and tastes like some sort of peppery herb. It's not an unpleasant taste but it's not something that makes me say "yummy" either. It's a very distinctive taste, however, very different from most of the strains in my current collection. That's the best I can do as relates to smell & taste.
Here's her timeline:
A few pics:
Baby Pic:
Flip + 62:
Flip + 90, post drought
Trichs at the end:
The end:
BTW, I also smashed some of the FB and used the rosin to make vapes. The strain's unique flavor really comes through when vaped. In fact, vaping this weed seems to increase its flavor intensity!
Fat Bastard is a potent strain that made me day dream and piddle around. After ingesting the FB, I started this report at around 8:30am. I'm finishing up at 11am (sheesh).
PEACE
This report is on the Fat Bastard by Blimburn Seeds.
Per the breeder:
Fat Bastard was developed from an extremely potent female, Goldmember x Monkey Spunk,that has a particularly pronounced terpene and cannabinoid profile. Both parent plants were selected through a long process of searching for flavor and potency to finally obtain the properties we had envisioned. Our Fat Bastard feminized seeds are a mostly hybrid strain with high THC. For the creation of this variety, we have used the best selections of Goldmember xMonkey Spunk, providing breeders with an easy to grow marijuana plant. Besides being a marijuana plant that is easy to grow, Fat Bastard gives us sweet, fruity aromas accompanied by notes of skunk from the first days of flowering.
Fat Bastards Hybrid weed gives off an amazing terpene profile. Its flavors are fruity and skunk.Also, it gives us body effects that are powerful, euphoric, and relaxed. This strain is not recommended for the faint of heart or beginners as its extreme THC content of 30%-38% and the extensive cannabinoid profile ensure long-lasting and very intense effects. Fat Bastard is a mostly hybrid strain. This powerful weed with 30%-38% THC will quickly take you to the clouds. First, a powerful euphoria hits your head and then a little tingle runs through your body. This is not a weed for beginners. As our mind takes a back seat, we begin to notice a feeling of bodyrelaxation.It is a marijuana plant with high yields, conical, crystalline, and resinous buds. Besides being a marijuana that is plant easy to grow, Fat Bastard gives us sweet, fruity aromas accompanied by notes of skunk from the first days of flowering.
I got up this morning and smoked a bowl from nearly ground zero in the "Enterprise". (I say "nearly" ground zero because I started the day with a biscuit with a pat of canni-butter and some cherry preserves.)
The breeder lists a potential high of 38% THC for this strain. I'm in no position to say whether that's true. But the effect is potent, that's for sure. My focus is now extremely limited, making it difficult to get this report done. There are -- all of a sudden -- too many damn distractions in this room. If I plan to smoke more FB in here I'll need to clean up.
The weed smells and tastes like some sort of peppery herb. It's not an unpleasant taste but it's not something that makes me say "yummy" either. It's a very distinctive taste, however, very different from most of the strains in my current collection. That's the best I can do as relates to smell & taste.
Here's her timeline:
8/3/23 | Day 1 |
8/22/23 | Up-pot to 3 gallon fabric (day 19) |
9/14/23 | Flipped (day 42) |
12/19/23 | End (day 138) |
1/1/24 | Bagged for curing (dried in fridge) |
A few pics:
Baby Pic:
Flip + 62:
Flip + 90, post drought
Trichs at the end:
The end:
BTW, I also smashed some of the FB and used the rosin to make vapes. The strain's unique flavor really comes through when vaped. In fact, vaping this weed seems to increase its flavor intensity!
Fat Bastard is a potent strain that made me day dream and piddle around. After ingesting the FB, I started this report at around 8:30am. I'm finishing up at 11am (sheesh).
PEACE