GDB's Multi-Strain Smoke Reports

[Grand Daddy Black]

Hello growers.

This report is on the Fat Bastard by Blimburn Seeds.

Per the breeder:

Fat Bastard was developed from an extremely potent female, Goldmember x Monkey Spunk,that has a particularly pronounced terpene and cannabinoid profile. Both parent plants were selected through a long process of searching for flavor and potency to finally obtain the properties we had envisioned. Our Fat Bastard feminized seeds are a mostly hybrid strain with high THC. For the creation of this variety, we have used the best selections of Goldmember xMonkey Spunk, providing breeders with an easy to grow marijuana plant. Besides being a marijuana plant that is easy to grow, Fat Bastard gives us sweet, fruity aromas accompanied by notes of skunk from the first days of flowering.

Fat Bastards Hybrid weed gives off an amazing terpene profile. Its flavors are fruity and skunk.Also, it gives us body effects that are powerful, euphoric, and relaxed. This strain is not recommended for the faint of heart or beginners as its extreme THC content of 30%-38% and the extensive cannabinoid profile ensure long-lasting and very intense effects. Fat Bastard is a mostly hybrid strain. This powerful weed with 30%-38% THC will quickly take you to the clouds. First, a powerful euphoria hits your head and then a little tingle runs through your body. This is not a weed for beginners. As our mind takes a back seat, we begin to notice a feeling of bodyrelaxation.It is a marijuana plant with high yields, conical, crystalline, and resinous buds. Besides being a marijuana that is plant easy to grow, Fat Bastard gives us sweet, fruity aromas accompanied by notes of skunk from the first days of flowering.

I got up this morning and smoked a bowl from nearly ground zero in the "Enterprise". (I say "nearly" ground zero because I started the day with a biscuit with a pat of canni-butter and some cherry preserves.)

The breeder lists a potential high of 38% THC for this strain. I'm in no position to say whether that's true. But the effect is potent, that's for sure. My focus is now extremely limited, making it difficult to get this report done. There are -- all of a sudden -- too many damn distractions in this room. If I plan to smoke more FB in here I'll need to clean up.

The weed smells and tastes like some sort of peppery herb. It's not an unpleasant taste but it's not something that makes me say "yummy" either. It's a very distinctive taste, however, very different from most of the strains in my current collection. That's the best I can do as relates to smell & taste.

Here's her timeline:

8/3/23	Day 1
8/22/23	Up-pot to 3 gallon fabric (day 19)
9/14/23	Flipped (day 42)
12/19/23	End (day 138)
1/1/24	Bagged for curing (dried in fridge)

A few pics:

Baby Pic:

Flip + 62:

Flip + 90, post drought

Trichs at the end:

The end:

BTW, I also smashed some of the FB and used the rosin to make vapes. The strain's unique flavor really comes through when vaped. In fact, vaping this weed seems to increase its flavor intensity!

Fat Bastard is a potent strain that made me day dream and piddle around. After ingesting the FB, I started this report at around 8:30am. I'm finishing up at 11am (sheesh).

PEACE

 

[InTheShed]

Thanks for that GDB! So you'd say it makes you notice the mess but not motivated to clean it up while you were high?

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

Thanks for that GDB! So you'd say it makes you notice the mess but not motivated to clean it up while you were high?

Yeah, I suppose you could sum it up that way!

 

[StoneOtter]

New levels!
Tasty report friend! YUM!

 

[Scottay]

That sounds just killer man!! Great smoke report. I'm gonna have to put this on my wishlist!!! Happy Thursday!!

 

[Keffka]

Hello grow fans!

I'm back with a new smoke report...finally!

This one's a little different because it's about my "weird Purple" autoflower.

I planted her in mid-November of 2021 and she got off to a weird beginning, being nearly yellow.

From there, she kept getting a little more weird by the week.

But one day she starts to get herself together.

And at the end, after 110 days above ground, she was rather normal looking.

And fat.

And loaded.

I later discovered that her base had taken some sort of odd turn right below the soil's surface.

And how I see her today!

This one is potent! A couple of bong hits in the evening was all I could do and that turned out to be quite enough. I stayed sky-high for what seemed like the rest of the night. (I had planned to do this report last night but, nope, that wasn't happening!)

Both in taste and smell she's sort of fuel-like, nothing noteworthy but pleasant enough.

I love her effect though. A really nice, cerebral high but one that also made me kind of lazy. It was perfect for watching the Celtics eliminate the Nets from the NBA Playoffs and work on my play-by-play color-man skills!

Peace.

Wow, that’s an awesome image of the stem/roots! It looks an awful lot like what @OGpapa posted in Otters journal. It’s like they both wanted to loop over themselves. I’m not surprised that her quality was high. She was probably working in overdrive with that stem and the stress of it all made her much more potent. That’s a great example of stress having a positive effect.

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUTT​

Hello gang!

This is not my typical smoke report. This one brings in the opinions of others.

As you may know if you follow my threads, my wife recently left town for a week to visit her best friend.

Knowing her trip would coincide with the thick of the NCAA tournament I planned ahead, inviting 3 of my best smoking buddies to stop by during that week to smoke and enjoy some college bball.

For the buffet, I chose 3 strains that had been curing for a minute:

Crescendo (bagged since 6/1/23)
Sour G (bagged 12/15/23)
Slurricane (bagged 11/1/23)

In the past I have enjoyed each of these strains but I wanted to see how others would rate them.

There was barely any method to the madness. I merely set the buds out on a rolling tray in separate piles by strain and my guests picked the ones they wanted to smoke.

Doug, Darryl and LB are their names. Doug & Darryl are heavy hitters. LB is mostly a lightweight! They all seemed to have a good time! (The

Not surprisingly, each one chose the Sour G to try first. (The Sour G is pretty and lures folks in based on that.)

Sour G:

Doug and Darryl raved about it. Said it tasted wonderful and produced a nice clean high. LB coughed and hacked his way into finally being able to mumble something about "good shit." And that was it for LB. One visit, one sample and done. "Man, I've got to drive home. I'm good." What a friggin' wimp.

Doug and Darryl tried to smoke all of the Sour G that was on the tray. They were smitten and didn't sample the others on their first visits.

But each of them (Doug & Darryl) made return visits days later and when they did, only Slurricane & Crescendo where on the tray. I had to explain the absence of the Sour G, telling them I needed their opinions on the other two.

Doug raved about the Crescendo, saying it tasted a little better than the Sour G but did not hit him the same way. Later he tried the Slurricane and got completely zooted from that. Of course when one starts smoking different strains back-to-back it's difficult to say which is doing what and to what extent.


Crescendo:

On his second visit, Darryl concentrated on the Slurricane because he said he liked the way the buds smelled. He too said it was quite tasty, and he seemed to get just as zooted as Doug had (but without preceding it with Crescendo). I could observe that Darryl was mightily zooted. I've known him for years and when he gets really buzzed he starts laughing at shit that ain't even funny. His highs come with built-in laugh-tracks!

Slurricane:

I learned nothing from this exercise. Didn't really intend to. I just wanted to get together with some buddies, smoke and watch bball! I took care not to include any of my sleepy strains and that worked. Everyone stayed awake! (I don't like watching games with snoring in the background. )

I did get one big surprise from doing this. When I first tried some of the Slurricane I got a slight feeling of nausea! I've never had that reaction to weed before. Tried it again days later and the same thing happened. It was a very mild feeling but it was there and unmistakable. And, the Slurricane gives me a burst of energy! It also made me comment a lot on the games, loudly!

Overall, it was a load of fun. Watching bball under clouds of smoke. And that was the whole point!

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Thanks for your interest!

(And to those of you who may be wondering, yes, the title of this post does contain a veiled reference to a mishap I had some time ago! )

PEACE

 

[InTheShed]

I really had to choose between Love and Haha but went with Haha even though most of the post I loved.

Hope that helps!

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

I really had to choose between Love and Haha but went with Haha even though most of the post I loved.

Hope that helps!

Shed, if you love to laugh then the emojis express the same emotion! Thanks for taking the time to read it!

 

[Stunger]

I planned ahead, inviting 3 of my best smoking buddies to stop by during that week to smoke and enjoy some college bball.

For the buffet, I chose 3 strains that had been curing for a minute:

Crescendo (bagged since 6/1/23)
Sour G (bagged 12/15/23)
Slurricane (bagged 11/1/23)

Good planning, sounds like a great time with great quality bud!

 

[StoneOtter]

THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUTT​

Hello gang!

This is not my typical smoke report. This one brings in the opinions of others.

As you may know if you follow my threads, my wife recently left town for a week to visit her best friend.

Knowing her trip would coincide with the thick of the NCAA tournament I planned ahead, inviting 3 of my best smoking buddies to stop by during that week to smoke and enjoy some college bball.

For the buffet, I chose 3 strains that had been curing for a minute:

Crescendo (bagged since 6/1/23)
Sour G (bagged 12/15/23)
Slurricane (bagged 11/1/23)

In the past I have enjoyed each of these strains but I wanted to see how others would rate them.

There was barely any method to the madness. I merely set the buds out on a rolling tray in separate piles by strain and my guests picked the ones they wanted to smoke.

Doug, Darryl and LB are their names. Doug & Darryl are heavy hitters. LB is mostly a lightweight! They all seemed to have a good time! (The

Not surprisingly, each one chose the Sour G to try first. (The Sour G is pretty and lures folks in based on that.)

Sour G:

Doug and Darryl raved about it. Said it tasted wonderful and produced a nice clean high. LB coughed and hacked his way into finally being able to mumble something about "good shit." And that was it for LB. One visit, one sample and done. "Man, I've got to drive home. I'm good." What a friggin' wimp.

Doug and Darryl tried to smoke all of the Sour G that was on the tray. They were smitten and didn't sample the others on their first visits.

But each of them (Doug & Darryl) made return visits days later and when they did, only Slurricane & Crescendo where on the tray. I had to explain the absence of the Sour G, telling them I needed their opinions on the other two.

Doug raved about the Crescendo, saying it tasted a little better than the Sour G but did not hit him the same way. Later he tried the Slurricane and got completely zooted from that. Of course when one starts smoking different strains back-to-back it's difficult to say which is doing what and to what extent.


Crescendo:

On his second visit, Darryl concentrated on the Slurricane because he said he liked the way the buds smelled. He too said it was quite tasty, and he seemed to get just as zooted as Doug had (but without preceding it with Crescendo). I could observe that Darryl was mightily zooted. I've known him for years and when he gets really buzzed he starts laughing at shit that ain't even funny. His highs come with built-in laugh-tracks!

Slurricane:

I learned nothing from this exercise. Didn't really intend to. I just wanted to get together with some buddies, smoke and watch bball! I took care not to include any of my sleepy strains and that worked. Everyone stayed awake! (I don't like watching games with snoring in the background. )

I did get one big surprise from doing this. When I first tried some of the Slurricane I got a slight feeling of nausea! I've never had that reaction to weed before. Tried it again days later and the same thing happened. It was a very mild feeling but it was there and unmistakable. And, the Slurricane gives me a burst of energy! It also made me comment a lot on the games, loudly!

Overall, it was a load of fun. Watching bball under clouds of smoke. And that was the whole point!

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Thanks for your interest!

(And to those of you who may be wondering, yes, the title of this post does contain a veiled reference to a mishap I had some time ago! )

PEACE

Helpful and amusing! All for free too! My day is starting perfectly! Thanks !

So what funny tale's under the veil?

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

Good planning, sounds like a great time with great quality bud!

Thanks Stunger. Had a blast!

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

Helpful and amusing! All for free too! My day is starting perfectly! Thanks !

So what funny tale's under the veil?

It's a tale of innovative supercropping, Stone. A few years ago I accidentally sat on one of my plants.

 

[Carmen Ray]

What fun!

 

[Scottay]

Damn cuz..... I wanna come watch sports!!! Haha Heyyyy..... Whatchu doin for the Tyson/Paul fight!?!? I've got a decent TV and I'm a mean cook to boot. Sign up now and get a free bowl of bottomless popcorn if you're in the first 100 people!!!
Happy Wednesday buddy!!

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

Hello all.

I'm back with a smoke and smash report on the recently harvested Lemon Bubble.

She's a keeper! Very nice weed that checks all the boxes.

Here's her timeline:

2-21-24	Day One
3-8-24	Solo to 3 Gallon (16th day)
4-1-24	Flip (40th day)
6-10-24	End (110 day)
6-28-24	Bagged for curing (fridge dried)

So she went 70 days from flip to finish.

My goal was to wait until she had been bagged for 30 days before I did this report. But 17 days is all I could muster. I had done a few early testers and was really pleased then. So after she had been bagged for a few weeks my trigger finger got itchy!

She tastes wonderful. And if I close my eyes and click my heels together 3 times, I can discern a slight lemony taste! See is sweet, however, even if lemon is not very pronounced.

The effect is really nice, too. It's a nice clear-headed, smile-on-my-face high. It even had me making up little songs about her for the Mrs. "I've got Lemon Bubble and, man, am I in trubble!" She hated it, of course. And gave me that look she likes to use. The one that says, "You really are losing your mind."

A few pics:

Here she is on her final day:

Her array of buds:

And boxed for the fridge dry:

As I see her today:

She also turned out to be a smashing success!

Five grams yielded a nice return of beautiful blondish rosin.

This is about half of what I was able to retrieve:

All in all, she's a really nice strain!

When I run out of this one I'll probably grow another!

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Thanks for visiting.

PEACE

 

[con]

Hello all.

I'm back with a smoke and smash report on the recently harvested Lemon Bubble.

She's a keeper! Very nice weed that checks all the boxes.

Here's her timeline:

2-21-24	Day One
3-8-24	Solo to 3 Gallon (16th day)
4-1-24	Flip (40th day)
6-10-24	End (110 day)
6-28-24	Bagged for curing (fridge dried)

So she went 70 days from flip to finish.

My goal was to wait until she had been bagged for 30 days before I did this report. But 17 days is all I could muster. I had done a few early testers and was really pleased then. So after she had been bagged for a few weeks my trigger finger got itchy!

She tastes wonderful. And if I close my eyes and click my heels together 3 times, I can discern a slight lemony taste! See is sweet, however, even if lemon is not very pronounced.

The effect is really nice, too. It's a nice clear-headed, smile-on-my-face high. It even had me making up little songs about her for the Mrs. "I've got Lemon Bubble and, man, am I in trubble!" She hated it, of course. And gave me that look she likes to use. The one that says, "You really are losing your mind."

A few pics:

Here she is on her final day:

Her array of buds:

And boxed for the fridge dry:

As I see her today:

She also turned out to be a smashing success!

Five grams yielded a nice return of beautiful blondish rosin.

This is about half of what I was able to retrieve:

All in all, she's a really nice strain!

When I run out of this one I'll probably grow another!

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Thanks for visiting.

PEACE

Awesome report nice looking bud & rosin

 

[Mellomale]

Hey Black what's gud been away for a min but im back in the soil again. Barneys Farm grow underway critical kush og kush and my fav GDP

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

Hey Black what's gud been away for a min but im back in the soil again. Barneys Farm grow underway critical kush og kush and my fav GDP

Good to hear from you Mello!

You got a journal going? Tag me if you do.

Otherwise feel free to keep me updated in any of my posts. I just started a new journal right HERE.

 

[Grand Daddy Black]

Hello all.

I back with a report on Lemon Bubble.

Disclaimer: I was quite pleased with early testers of the LB so, while I will try to give an objective review, I may already be slightly biased.

Warning: This report is a tad wordy!

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Per the vendor:

To obtain Lemon Bubble a selected pheno of the Super Lemon Haze from Greenhouse Seeds
has been crossed with male SilverBubble. The result is a lovely citrus lemon tasting
bud with silver/haze undertones. The pheno selected for this fem version was selected
for its lovely flavour.

Cups Won:

2nd Place Secret Cup Canaria 2014
3rd Place Expo Grow Run 2014
3rd Place Best Sativa High Times Cannabis Cup 2014
1st Place THC Valencia Copa 2015
1st Place Seed Finder Cup 2015

This one took 110 days from start to finish:

2-21-24	Day 1 (Solo Cup)
3-8-24	Up-pot to 3 gal. fabric (Day 16)
4-1-24	Flip (Day 40)
6-10-24	End (Day 110)
6-28-24	Bagged for curing (fridge dried)

To conduct this review I rolled a single fat joint at about 11am, right after downing a tasty PB&J sandwich.

With regard to taste, I did get citrusy notes, especially on the exhale. I'd be stretching to say I tasted much lemon, though. Perhaps a very subtle "hint" of lemon was there.

Where this one excels is on the effects side!

I was able to get through nearly half of the joint before I had to put it out. By then I was feeling like a younger version of me! So happy to be alive and looking to grab life by the balls! "Time to get outta' this chair Old Dog!"

What to do? First off, pay attention! I kinda' leaned a bit when exiting the room and banged the shit outta' my shoulder on the door frame. Ow.

There's a dispensary not too far from me, and I had been looking over their menu online recently. I decided to take a trip to "Takoma Wellness Center" to get some concentrates. I've never been to a dispensary before and I guess it took getting zooted to finally get me to one! Influenced no doubt by the LB, I'm actually getting excited as I drive to the place!

In front of the Wellness Center, staff sits in a row, each behind a laptop computer. I walk right by them to the front door and try to open it. Of course it's locked. I look left, and there's a mix of reactions. Some have chosen the "ignore that fool" approach, while others look at me like, "you dumb ass geezer!"

One young lady speaks up, "Sir, you have to check in first." I step to her.

"May I see your ID? I hand her my driver's license.

"Sir, I need to see your medical marijuana card."

Me: Huh?

Her: Sir (voice getting louder) this is a medical marijuana outlet. Under state law persons over the age of...blah...blah...blah.

Me: Okay.

Her: Where do you live?

Me: D.C.

Her: You know you can easily get a medical card in D.C.

Me: Thanks. (Can't walk away fast enough.)

I get back in my truck and I'm thinking, "I knew this place was a medical dispensary. That damn Lemon Bubble!"

So having been thoroughly embarrassed, I'm more determined than ever. Now, I travel to another nearby dispensary, this one I know to be recreational. There I bought a gram of Mango Runtz cured sugar. But again -- likely due to the Lemon Bubble -- things went a little sideways.

Let me say up front, I never asked to speak to the manager! All I did was try to get the discounts the place was advertising, which were 20% off for veterans and 10% off for seniors. The young man serving me said I could only have the larger discount, not both. And I said I am both of those things. And he said, "I'll go get the manager."

I stopped him, of course, telling him that wasn't necessary. I paid for my stuff and left.

So all that to say the Lemon Bubble kicked me in the head in a big way! Had me doing stuff that I didn't need to to and had me looking and acting stooopid doing it!

It has quickly jumped into my top 3. One strain is gonna' have to get knocked out!

A few pics:

This was one of her nugs on the day she was bagged for curing:

No complaints about this strain. It's a fine daytime puffer and it's fun!

When I got home, I finished off that joint and topped it off with a few dabs of the Mango Runtz (very tasty!).

Feeling no pain!

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Thanks for your interest!

PEACE