This actually isn't all that reliable Joe. Turns out if she gets really high she has great sex but feels disconnected in the end if the THC cannabinoid load was too high. Let the man get too high and he won't be able to focus in the way that extends sexual pleasure. She'll be able to get higher than her partner, who will need to pace himself with more control.
I suppose it might be different if one has... err... bedroom
issues - or an ugly spouse. But I never really saw the point. My ex-wife tried taking a few hits off the bowl before sex a few times. Seemed to cause her to forget what foreplay was, lol, which might sound like a good thing... if you're a 13-year old male, I guess. Personally, I enjoy foreplay - as did she, and there was lots of it on her part when she wasn't stoned stupid. Foreplay provides its own buzz, so to speak, and without it... Well, anything that shortens the sexual experience to - at most - an hour seems contraindicated, IMHO.
Save the cannabis for afterwards, when all those aches and pains that you just spent the last two, two and a half hours completely failing to notice suddenly renew their acquaintance (indica), you're fighting off that "zzzzzzzzzzzzz" reflex (sativa), or both (hybrid).
A dorm size fridge is less expensive, although the smallest full-size wouldn't be that much more expensive.
It'd also be less insulated and last 25% as long (on average). My refrigerator is... Well, at this point in time, it's a bit of a PoS - but it's 41 years old. Mom's refrigerator is in much better shape, only being 12 or 15 years old. The typical dorm style refrigerator... How long is the average student expected to be in college, lol? I just don't think they make those things to last much longer than that and, frankly, I wouldn't be at all surprised if their design requirements actually state something like "73% of the units, on average, should last through the
warranty period without product failure, because we only price them high enough to cover replacement of 27% of the total number of units sold." Kind of like the laptop computer industry ten or so years ago when everyone was buying HP craptops. Back in the '90s, before Dad died (RiP, Pop), him and Mom got into (low-budget) camping between the time he realized he was a walking dead man and the point at which he was no longer physically able (well... long after that point, actually... Pop had more willpower than 50 people, loved the great outdoors and my mother, and refused to be separated from either), they had one of those little drop-in truck campers because he could no longer turn the crank to raise the pop-up and hated to see Mom have to do it, and they were looking at getting a tiny refrigerator for the camper. I read through a lot of reviews at the time and they seemed to agree with my thoughts on the subject. That
may have changed in the time since. But how often do products seem to
improve in quality these days?
If I had need of a refrigerator and only had enough to purchase a dorm-sized unit, well... I'd go buy one on Craigslist for $25 to $50 (there are usually several to choose from), clean it up, replace the magnetic door gaskets so that it'll pass the "close the door on a dollar bill and see if it is hard to pull the rest of the way out" test, and take the remainder of my money to the grocery store so that I'll have something to put in that refrigerator.
I'd like to see you get that cave working. I mean, how cool would that be? How high are the humidity levels running at the moment?
I'd spend a lot of time in it, assuming the dampness/humidity was under control and that someone cleaned out any Histoplasma spores (Histoplasmosis... been there, done that, not something I'd recommend, lofl)) first. You remember my giant redneck friend? He'd probably be happy to
live in it if he could find a woman that would consent to (perhaps be thrown over his shoulder old-school caveman style
and) live there with him.