ChronicHemphog's - DWC - Advanced LEDs - Time to Grow - Grow

[CronicHempHog]

Bahahhahhahhahahhahhahhaha!!!!


I didn't know Sunday night's were comedy night's at Chronic's!?


wiw!

well people asked for jokes in a couple journals but it was too raunchy for them so I figure ill start posting in my own journal
its just out of boredom cause theres nothing else going on so without further oodoo

 

[CronicHempHog]

the mailman is retiring after 30 years
and its his last day on the job, when he gets to the jenkins' house, Mrs. Jenkins meets him at the door in a see-through
lingerie and, without a word, leads him upstairs for an hr of acrobatic sex. then she brings him back downstairs and cooks him eggs and bacon. as she hands him a coffee, he notices a dollar bill slipped under the cup. "whats the money for?" he asks.
"oh last night i told my husband this was your last day and asked him what I should give you. he said, 'fuck him, give him a dollar.'
the breakfast was my idea."

 

[CronicHempHog]

how do you get 4 old ladies to say "fuck"

 

[CronicHempHog]

 

[CronicHempHog]

have a fifth one shout "bingo!"

 

[CronicHempHog]

Keep them them coming Brotha and a Happy Skunkday to ya. Your girls are looking good and momma will make you proud. coming at you

how did I miss your post man
thanks for the reps Buddy Happy Skunkday to you too my Brotha
cant say it enough thank you thank you
waiting on pins and needles for your next update pics

 

[OldMedMan]

I knew you were a dirty old man!

 

[CronicHempHog]

I knew you were a dirty old man!

wakawakawaka

 

[SweetLeef]

Happy Monday to ya Chronic!

 

[CronicHempHog]

Happy Monday to ya Chronic!

And a great Munchday to you Sweet
hope you have a great week

 

[B A R]

Now I know where the after party takes place...

 

[Buckshot]

have a fifth one shout "bingo!"

Now THAT is f'ing funny

 

[CronicHempHog]

Now I know where the after party takes place...

uh huh uh huh

 

[CronicHempHog]

Now THAT is f'ing funny

yea I like my adult jokes
well I love my adult humor lol

 

[CronicHempHog]

ok so it seems I got some calcium issues on my gdp
anyone use earth juice cal-n-mag?
I didn't wanna drive all the way into town to the h ydro shop so I picked this up at the flower plant ag place
I heard of earth juice somewhere I wonder if it was here? any input be appreciated but ill probably use it by then lol
well
we will see

 

[CronicHempHog]

im gonna check botanicares site and see what difference their product is from this one

 

[CronicHempHog]

theres some differnces
3.0 n on the earth juice
only 2.0 on botanicares cal mag
3.0 cal
3.2 on botanicares
1.0 mag
1.2 on botanicares
also shows .1 iron on botanicares
earth juice shows none
well see how it fares I bought it im gonna use it wish me luck lol

 

[CronicHempHog]

ok joke time

 

[CronicHempHog]

a father walks into his 8 yr old sons room and sees him masturbating like a madman
he says, "son stop that! you know you will go blind if you do that too much!"
without missing a stroke the son replies, "well I can keep doing it until I need glasses!"

 

[CronicHempHog]

ok new joke
if anyone has input on my question about earthjuice lemme know

ok on to the joke

a woman goes to a sex store to try to spice up her love life with her husband.
the proprietor offers her a couples sex guide: female edition for 10$ and a couples sex guide: male edition for 5$
"whats the difference?" the woman asks, puzzled. "they are identical." he replies
"except that the male edition suddenly finishes just when it starts getting good."