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an old blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake. after sitting at the bar for awhile, he yells to the bartender. "hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?" the bar immediately falls silent, then the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke cowboy, i think it is only fair, given you are blind, that you should know 5 things:
1. the bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. the bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. im a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. the woman sitting next to me is a blonde body builder.
5. the lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
now think about it seriously cowboy, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
the blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters. "no... not if im gonna have to explain it 5 times."
1. the bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. the bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. im a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. the woman sitting next to me is a blonde body builder.
5. the lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
now think about it seriously cowboy, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
the blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters. "no... not if im gonna have to explain it 5 times."
