Cerdito's Soil Autocheese Closet Grow

Loti loti paldies, preicīgus ziemessvētkus jums ari!

google translate is wonderful. :) Loti loti paldies Mr very very Sweetleaf.

It means very much to me thankyou that you thought of me while I was away. I am alive, and I thought when I was in France (that is where I have been) that I heard an American accent calling me - so I guess that was you Dresney!

I have been working away from home (sometimes even hippies like me must work.) I did not come back to home until yesterday in time for Xmas (Xmas proper party is yesterday here, not today like America.) For last ten days Mr Cerdito has been in custody of our ladies. But I think he is a feeder. I think he has fed ladies too much bat poo. I think they are sick of shit.

They look a little bit yellow and floppy, and he said he only waters them two times. He did say that he put three tables spoons of bat poo in their water not one though. (He says I was not generous enough.) Maybe this is the problem. They have grown no height since I last saw them, but they have very nice ice on all the top leaves - but the pictures is bad so you cannot see that good. They have the frosty ice, and most of their lower pistils are moving to brown. So I think he was a good dad in all, but maybe too loving.

So, happy Christmas to all (and priecīgas ziemessvētkus Sweetleaf!) С Рождеством, عيد سعيد and any other languages that people speak that aren't me.

I will follow up on all your threads in the next few days, I am looking forward to seeing how you are all doing, especially you Dresney, Sweetleaf, Berri, Dr P, Light Addict, Nederlandse Draak un anyone else i forget right now.

(PS Sorry, sometimes I am fluent(ish) in English, but as soon as I even smell any alcohol I forget it all - forgive me, it is Christmas!)


If I can make my camera work I will put pictures in the coming minutes, but it is not dowloading to computer. Mr Cerdito has been alone for less than two weeks and I believe he has broke everything :)

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Pictures post Christmas! Hope you all had a lovely time and ate and drank as much as me:)

My ladies drank a lot, I've flushed them twice because I think MR Cerdito burned them quite bad with his heavy man hands and too much bat much. This morning they seem to have stopped going as much yellow, but it got them in a stress.

We only have 17 days left of the packet time. Not sure how this is going to be in real actual time. Esepcially with my mistakes. I already want to get round 2 in, but we have to leave for a few days in Jan so nobody to look after the babies so they must wait :(

What do you think?

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Līja

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Ahh, there we go.

Happy inbetween Christmas and New Year!

xx
 
Looking good there cerdito,
a bit of nute claw, but the yellowing lower down is just normal. The top growth is just stealing all the Mg out of the lower fan leaves, so close to harvest this is normal. Nice bud development:).:thumb:
 
Thanks all :) I was quite happy how they had come on in my absent period.

And thanks again Mr Dutch, I was hoping that maybe it was something I had read about, in that they take nutrition from lower down to feed the tops - I just didn't realise it could be this soon!

Could be just three weeks or eve a little bit less until our little ladies face the chop.

I think Mr Cerdito is goint to have to do it thought! I think I will feel too bad!

Thankxxx
 
Could be just three weeks or eve a little bit less until our little ladies face the chop.

I think Mr Cerdito is goint to have to do it thought! I think I will feel too bad!


Thankxxx


I know what you u mean... We germd them, nurtured them, even named em...

A bittersweet day when the time comes too harvest..
 
Good day, Cerdito :ciao:

I'm so happy to see all those buds for you!

What a wonderful way to bring in the new year. :tokin:

I feel the same way about my girls - I was thinking about asking Mr. Dres to chop them, but I want to reveg them, and I'm a control freak so I can't leave their reveg future in his hands. :laughtwo:
 
Hey everyone, thanks to all.

I have a naughty confession....

I made a little suprise for Mr Cerdito last night....

Not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter!

I have a little premature smoke report!

Yesterday I was taking some pictures, and doing a little defoliating of deadness - and I stole a lower bud and some leaf from the bottom of Zānē.

I told myself it would help the end cola of the side branch I pruned build stronger if it did't have the two little nuggets right at the bottom of the plant were not taking energy from them.

I know you are not meant to do it, but it was a whim - I didn't expect much, being only about day 45 (I lose count right now) but I was very very happy, really surprised.

I know our tolerance is very low right now, but even so - I was blown away.

I gypsy dried the bud and leaves, in a little pouch with some dry tobacco all day over the fire. Then when it was dry I rolled quite a fat joint with it.

Like I said, I expected nothing.

It tasted as you would expect - a bit wet, rather harsh, but it was also sweet and sort of lemony smart at the same time. You could taste what will be.

After a few drags I was convinced there was nothing.

Then BANG!

It was (as you would expect from so young a plant) very very heady. For the first half an hour it was like coming up onto a really nice acid trip. The world was woovy wavey, and things danced warmly. Then it balanced out into a wonderful time where we just lay down touching everything like we had eaten a bag of mushrooms. In that stage we watched some of the amazing documentary ''Home'' one of the best things to watch while high. It was mind blowing with Zānē - she did't confuse or addle, she made everything seem so clear and wonderful. Then I wrote for an hour, so creatively - I had been in a low point with my writing - but she blew the creative wall away.

Mr Cerdito forgot he even had a spine, let alone was in pain from it.

It was wonderful, and was from an immature plant, gyspy dried and not cured. I can't wait for the real thing!

And...with the ladies in my cupboard, I could get 7-15 years in jail for ''intending to supply.'' 15 years for growing a plant that you don't intend to supply anyone - just smoke with a person you love, and feel how great the world is. If I was distilling alcohol I would get a hit on the wrist, even though alcohol has destroyed the last generations here. Silly.

But anyway - I know I shouldnt have done it - but I admitted it, and I dont regret it!

Love Cerdito

Happy days/ to all.
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Happy New Year all,

You may have nopticed that I have ''liked'' many posts this morning, I'm not high, I'm just back to my regular computer. The other one I have been using is old and Linux, and doesn't like the button - so I owed a lot of likes!

Thanks Dresney - I live in a world of fluffy marshmallowes and clouds, not the real one :)

Hope you all had a lovely time ringing in 2014 (first time I write it - it feels unusual!)

Ladies are all good (I think.) Zānē does seem to be eating up all her leaves at a scary rate (almost no trim is going to be left for edibles! :() I hope it is ok what she is doing, but I am not to worried because she is still making more buds and going a nice purple on her leafs, and the white hairs are all going nice and orange. I've tried to include pics showing how purple her stem is. They didn't show that well, but in real life she is starting to look like a Rhubarb plant!

Līja is more condensed and powerful looking now. She is behind Zānē with development stage I think (used up many less leaves, and has many less orange hairs) but has more bud already.

And we smoke a little bud from Zānē yesterday. It is reseach! We don't have a microscope, and it is our first time, so we need to know how it develops scientificially ;) And it was NYD gift to us!

The feeling from it is developing. The last time was so heady it was almost out of control. The last week it has mellowed slightly, It is still a bit trippy - I was laying looking at Mr C, and his face and smile were twisting and morphing. It doesn't change speech ability at all - we were chatting like crazy, but as soon as you stop, you are tripping and lost in thoughts. It increased sensitivity a lot again, tickles, or nice fabrics feel amazing. I am really impressed from them. We have two more popcorn sessions before harvest, so I will have to resist for a week or so. The 15th is the supposed harvest day, but we may let them go longer (if Zānē still has any leaves left.)

So pictures tell thousands of words.

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Phew, now I put all those pics up I think ''What a sad plant :( ) But although she has lots of dead bits, I feel she is ok! It looks like may defs or overs that I see on the net, but I am hoping she is just going for a sprinting finish.

Because Līja has had exactly the same health and feeding regime and looks like this.

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See the nice purple colour developing?
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Looks a bit sad there, but not as far gone as Zānē

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Since she was just a young seedlet, she has had the tendency to stretch her leaves up like this. Is it genetic, or is it a mistake of mine you think?
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There we go.

To be honest we could harvest tomorrow and be happy. Not sure what kind of weight they will give us, but still hoping they can pack on some more weight. The high they have is perfect for us. We don't want a locked to the sofa conversation killer, but we don't smoke in the day, so we don't need it to be too light. It works very well as pain relief, and also for a mood lifter. It is instant smile, but not silly. Hopefuly these qualities will develop and improve on the next couple of weeks.

Thanks yalll
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Oh, but it is also incredibly munchie. It is actually one of the munchiest things I've ever smoked.

I ate my own body weight in brownie last night. Pre smoking I had a baking session, and made loooooootttts of garlic rye bread and enough brownies to feed the prison population of America.

But we ate it all.

Don't start smoking when the house still smells of fresh baked bread.

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Oh, and one more thing - does anyone here use Guanokalong bat guano pellets? Mine didn't come with any dosing instructions, and everything I find on the internet talks about powder dosage.

Thanks xx
 
Hiya cerdito

Glad the medicinal research went well...munchie attack as a side effect. :circle-of-love:

Plants have brought forth many buds, looking nice there.

I would remove the dying leaves too., as stated , bugs will be attracted by the scent

Keep up the good work my friend

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