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ProfessorFlora said:
My friend and myself are traditional stonemasons and mainly use lime mortar. We only use concrete if we need to make footings normally. there is a lot of renovation work on old English houses and walls out in the country. It's a messy job and it's normally outside in all kinds of weather.
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I've seen Restoration Home. I know what's goin on.
 
ProfessorFlora said:
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LOLOLOLOL!
ProfessorFlora said:
Now that GG has revealed some of his habits I've moved him away from MrSauga and HH and he's now on the end next to Shed.
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Wait what? I'd like to be moved to the other side...I don't want to catch anything ;).
ProfessorFlora said:
I've had a few inconvenient incidents happen to me at work. First I got electrocuted in the rain with a faulty power cable. Then I got a face full of hydraulic lime which went in my eyes and up my nose. Oh, and in my lungs. I don't recommend this to anyone as it really hurts. I've been to the hospital to get cleaned up but all is good. Silly Dr Professor MD! What a sausage. Back in a little while with some updates for y'all. Stay safe
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Jeez that's a day at the office for ya. Glad you're okay.
Virgin ground said:
I've been electrocuted.
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Me too! Split a few fingers open at the tips. Drink a lot of water is what they said at the ER and sent me home. They were busy with the gunshot and stabbing victims.
 
ProfessorFlora said:
Lol. No. More like turkey

where the F*** do I begin lol. Have you started that book yet?

Lol you just reminded me of this night out in which me and all of my 5 friends were thrown out of a nightclub in Bath. We tried to get back in over and over again but the doormen kept refusing us. we kept just going to back of the que but it didn't work. So we realised that we needed some sort of disguise. Luckily there was a group of very drunk ladies who were willing to swap all their clothes with us. We went and got back in the que. the door,en thought it was so funny that they'd let us back in. I woke up the next day wearing a bra and a thong. Those were the days
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fucking love it mate. brilliant thinking and how could they not allow you after that. heeheehee. On a similar one , a group of lads went to Thailand and on the 1st night 1 lad got so slaughtered they took him home to bed and left him. When they got back drunk ,they thought it was a good idea to use a pen to push half of a condom inside his butt . Next morning they told him he had walked off talking to a bar girl so they left him to it. The spiteful gits never told him till they were on the plane travelling home .That poor lad thought the worse had happened to him and didnt even want to tell his mates . Made me howl for days everytime I thought about it. brilliant
 
InTheShed said:
Jeez that's a day at the office for ya. Glad you're okay
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Thank you Shed
InTheShed said:
What what? I'd like to be moved to the other side...I don't want to catch anything ;).
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Don't worry as he's calmed down.......oh, no....wait, he's just done it again
Ganjagrandaddy said:
fucking love it mate. brilliant thinking and how could they not allow you after that. heeheehee. On a similar one , a group of lads went to Thailand and on the 1st night 1 lad got so slaughtered they took him home to bed and left him. When they got back drunk ,they thought it was a good idea to use a pen to push half of a condom inside his butt . Next morning they told him he had walked off talking to a bar girl so they left him to it. The spiteful gits never told him till they were on the plane travelling home .That poor lad thought the worse had happened to him and didnt even want to tell his mates . Made me howl for days everytime I thought about it. brilliant
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Lol. You crazy fiend!
 
Flowering Tent Update....

It's flowering day 46 for these 3 today. I'm feeding them at 1600ppm and everything seems to be ok at that strength. I'll be interesting to see how these finish up as the MasterBlend seems to be a bit strong for the plants as they get closer to harvest. I'm running some plants in my other thread that are closer to harvest and the results of the MB are a bit mixed. Some are almost too dark and starting to crisp up a bit. Others are gigantic and look really healthy. It's probably not a good idea to use the results from that one though as there are several experiments going on at the same time. These are doing great though and look like they should do for this stage of the flowering period. I regret not trimming back the Shishkaberry a little more and it's probably a bit late to go hacking at her now. I'd prefere them really to be stress free for this part of the grow so I'm going to leave it and learn for next time. The trichs are clouding up nicely and it'll be time to start looking for the ambers soon. Time for some pics....
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I'm not the one who sneezed! And my anus needs no ol ;).
 
My parents told me that I used Anusol as tooth paste once when I was a child
 
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ProfessorFlora said:
I'm not sure why but that comment made me feel guilty lol
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What is wrong with me??? Even when I write something I believed to be innocuous, I end up offending you.
 
It's not you VG, maybe the Professor is a bit thin skinned. Too much anusol can do that to a guy...
 
Virgin ground said:
What is wrong with me??? Even when I write something I believed to be innocuous, I end up offending you.
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Lol. Despite what Shed said my skin is as thick as a BWS! It was just that you sounded a bit like a building inspector
InTheShed said:
It's not you VG, maybe the Professor is a bit thin skinned. Too much anusol can do that to a guy...
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You wanna see what too much tooth paste can do to an anus
 
ProfessorFlora said:
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I thought I was the only one who caught that. I'm tyred of the silliness around these forums.

ProfessorFlora said:
Hey all. Well I've had a couple exciting days. I've had a few inconvenient incidents happen to me at work. First I got electrocuted in the rain with a faulty power cable. Then I got a face full of hydraulic lime which went in my eyes and up my nose. Oh, and in my lungs. I don't recommend this to anyone as it really hurts. I've been to the hospital to get cleaned up but all is good. Silly Dr Professor MD! What a sausage. Back in a little while with some updates for y'all. Stay safe
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OMG Peanut, you need to be more careful. Whenever I'm not sure about something I send somebody else to test it first.
 
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