Ganjagrandaddy
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clearing my lap right now VG.heehee. We will discuss the first thing that pops up!!
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Ganjagrandaddy
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But dont mix this up with what you need to do with the Isher !!
No wonder you have so many kids. Lmfao.
Ganjagrandaddy
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Had me more worried than VG as to where you were taking her Mr S.lolWow, I do believe that's China. Close though.
You'll need to put this mask on ma'am and follow me. Just a few more steps. We're almost there ma'am, not to worry. Right this way ma'am. There ya go ma'am, watch your step. OK so that's the first thing that came to my head. It was a Bugs Bunny Elmer Fudd scene. Simple minds. I'm going for that blunt now.
Heavenly Hybrid
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Lmao, nice VG, I was just going to say - I see why you have 100 kids GGD!
I waiting for the future. Some day there will be an article about the oldest living male in the UK to reproduce and it's going to be GG. 102 years young and has one on the way...
Let's make it twins while we're at it.
Ganjagrandaddy
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It has something to do with the tv I think VG ?. soon as i stop watching ,the babies happen !!!. bloody weird.?.
I had to question Mrs GG recently as I heard our postman in the pub bragging that he had slept with all the even numbers on our street except 1. We are no 12 !!! When I told her what he had been saying she looked smug as fuck and said " I know who it is , it's that stuck up cow at number 18 !!!"
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Had a scare again this month oddly enough .lol. Mrs Gg at university now so that could have been an interesting few months. We have vowed no more for is at 3 ( other children are all adults in own homes and families too. past marriages . Mrs GG is half my age thankfully lol. She still thinks I just had a hard life and am her age as I hid any D.o.b info on our marriage certificates. Do love babies and toddlers. you know your alive with the little fuckers around causing mayhem..lol
good enough for Charlie Chaplin, good enough for GG. lol
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My word. What happened here? This must be how Shed feels when he comes home to all those messages lol. Forgive me for not being able to reply to all but I type (tipe) with one finger and sometimes my nose.....
The class is back in session and to avoid further disputes, sexual assaults and good old fashioned shenanigans I've rearranged the room so that all the chairs are in a circle around a raised plinth. The chalk board is hanging on a string so I can spin it for you all to see. Now that GG has revealed some of his habits I've moved him away from MrSauga and HH and he's now on the end next to Shed. I know I said the chairs were in a circle but it's a big circle and there aren't too many of you. Pens and pencils are banned as they are dangerous in the wrong hands and looking at all of you I think it was a wise decision. Feel free to eat, sleep and talk to your buddies as much as you like as I don't think I could stop you if i tried. Next week we have bring your kids to school day. GG, how'd you like to go on a field trip on Monday? There's not that many chairs....
Hey all. Well I've had a couple exciting days. I've had a few inconvenient incidents happen to me at work. First I got electrocuted in the rain with a faulty power cable. Then I got a face full of hydraulic lime which went in my eyes and up my nose. Oh, and in my lungs. I don't recommend this to anyone as it really hurts. I've been to the hospital to get cleaned up but all is good. Silly Dr Professor MD! What a sausage. Back in a little while with some updates for y'all. Stay safe
The class is back in session and to avoid further disputes, sexual assaults and good old fashioned shenanigans I've rearranged the room so that all the chairs are in a circle around a raised plinth. The chalk board is hanging on a string so I can spin it for you all to see. Now that GG has revealed some of his habits I've moved him away from MrSauga and HH and he's now on the end next to Shed. I know I said the chairs were in a circle but it's a big circle and there aren't too many of you. Pens and pencils are banned as they are dangerous in the wrong hands and looking at all of you I think it was a wise decision. Feel free to eat, sleep and talk to your buddies as much as you like as I don't think I could stop you if i tried. Next week we have bring your kids to school day. GG, how'd you like to go on a field trip on Monday? There's not that many chairs....
Hey all. Well I've had a couple exciting days. I've had a few inconvenient incidents happen to me at work. First I got electrocuted in the rain with a faulty power cable. Then I got a face full of hydraulic lime which went in my eyes and up my nose. Oh, and in my lungs. I don't recommend this to anyone as it really hurts. I've been to the hospital to get cleaned up but all is good. Silly Dr Professor MD! What a sausage. Back in a little while with some updates for y'all. Stay safe
Heavenly Hybrid
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Professor! I’m so sorry! Are you feeling back to better now?
Holy Hannah!!! Stop trying to off yourself. We need you here!! Plus your kids and wife may need you....
I've been electrocuted. It's not so bad. Kinda tickles for a second and then it feels like your body is going to explode. You get any of that?
Mmmmmm...... Caustic lime.**drools**
I've been electrocuted. It's not so bad. Kinda tickles for a second and then it feels like your body is going to explode. You get any of that?
Mmmmmm...... Caustic lime.**drools**
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I'm a little burnt but other than that I'm good. You can't get rid of me that easily.
lol. Thanks VG. Mrs Flora is used to it. I've been to hospital 3 times before because I've gotton lime in my eyes. It's an occupational hazard.
I was tasered at a party once. Right in the nuts! It feels uncomfortable. That may have been the understatement of the century lol
Mix concrete at work or something?
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My friend and myself are traditional stonemasons and mainly use lime mortar. We only use concrete if we need to make footings normally. there is a lot of renovation work on old English houses and walls out in the country. It's a messy job and it's normally outside in all kinds of weather.
Heavenly Hybrid
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Did you smell like chicken?
Ganjagrandaddy
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Bloody hell mate sounds like an ordeal of a day for you hope they were thorough with their checks ect.. Electricity will curl your hair nicely but the lime ...ouch !. You might get special powers mate , was it quick lime ? , could be useful.
Love the rearrangement Prof, Vg has given me dead legs now and hers a kinda wobbly too !. heehee Mr S has a grin only a morticians apprentice can shift too so I am not sure who hand I held in the dark !. Cannot do "take your kids to work day " anymore since I volunteered at the local catholic church so we are used to being shunned . We get a lot of offers for the "sound of music" casting calls though !!!!.We cant use our local swimming pool anymore either since we took the brood. I thought it was the kids but apparently the letter S had fell fallen off my bloody SPEEDO's. We had the pool to ourselves until the police arrived !!!
Ganjagrandaddy
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Well you were the only one at the party in "tarts and vicars ' attire mate , probably scared them to death. tasering was lucky !! , I went to one in once in just my underwear and blagged I was a premature ejaculation as I had just come in my pants !! , didnt get in so I went and got a bowl of custard and tried again with my "junk" buried in it.Whe she asked "What the hell are you ?" , I replied "I am fucking dis-custard" !!!!. Dont go to many anymore Dogging was a washout when you own a rottweiler too. Only ever found night fishermen !!.
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Lol. No. More like turkey
where the F*** do I begin lol. Have you started that book yet?
Lol you just reminded me of this night out in which me and all of my 5 friends were thrown out of a nightclub in Bath. We tried to get back in over and over again but the doormen kept refusing us. we kept just going to back of the que but it didn't work. So we realised that we needed some sort of disguise. Luckily there was a group of very drunk ladies who were willing to swap all their clothes with us. We went and got back in the que. the door,en thought it was so funny that they'd let us back in. I woke up the next day wearing a bra and a thong. Those were the days