You’ll find me on cops, before you see me on tik tok!!
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Hey @Sunnyskies hope you and the fam jam are doing well!!
Sometimes I think I’m pretty smart, and then I try to breath my own saliva!!
Running feels great!
unless you compare it to not running!
I’ve waved to or spoke to my neighbor Rory every day for the past 6 years. Today I learned his name is Kent.
I pretty much never return missed phone calls, because I figure, if it’s important enough. They’ve probably got the wrong person.
My wife thanked me because we didn’t get in an argument fixing the ceiling fan.
I told her, we don’t usually get into arguments when fixing something...
She disagreed.
So we then argued about whether we usually argue or not...
marriage is wild, y’all!!
Lol jk
One big difference between men, and women, is that if a woman says, “smell this”, it usually smells really good!
Hey @HappyPots89 hope your doing well buddy!!
Hey @Alafornia
Hope you and your family are doing well!!
Congratulations @Baron Von Blurple on winning journal of the month bro! Bravo! Well deserved!!
I want to welcome my friend @Patient puffer to
Straight outta Cali your going to fit right in with many growers here!! Thanks for showing up buddy!!
Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up first, or just let it be a surprise?
Life is like a helicopter...
I don’t know how to operate a helicopter...
@cannanewb hope your doing okay buddy!!!
I got my self a seniors GPS, not only does it tell me how to get to the destination, but tells me why I wanted to go there!
My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana..
Guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was
Imagine if sex sounded like pushing a straw in and out of a fountain drink cup.
My dog was licking his balls. My friend said, “boy, I wish I could do that!”...
Told him, you’d better pet him first, he’s kinda mean!
Saw a flying saucer today, it appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me. -
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