Please keep your Jokes coming! My dad passed away on Dec. 22, 2018, he was the joke king and always had a great joke to tell ya! Sure miss him! Sorry to ruin the moment we were having!!!!! Lol!! New Follower and Follower for life!!!
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My fingers are sticky!
they smell great too!
I’m having a bad day,
I tried to button my shirt, and the button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.
I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.
Now I’m dancing around like a moron, I’m too scared to go to the bathroom!
On Canada day! I dance like people wish they weren’t watching.
happy Canada day!
I really just want one drink, but if god wants me to have 3. Then 27 it is!!
Why is it, when you tell someone you had a dream about them, they automatically assume, sex.
like, no dude!!
I killed you!!
Her: Do you like cats?
Me: *flipping through the menu*
Me: What page are you on..?
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!
I grew up with Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Now there’s no jobs, no cash, and no hope.
please don’t let anything happen to Kevin Bacon!!
Forgot to turn on the oven.
Foods been in there for 45 minutes...
I know, because I set the timer.
Arugghh!! Was supposed to be feed day for the plants.... not getting around to it tonight. Maybe tomorrow.
Very nice channel bro, thanks for that ! I’m just a little bit disappointed that you didn’t make the music ... AND i am definitely buying an horrible garden gnome as well !
Nice profile pic bro, you look very healthy
I wonder how many animals we had to try riding, before we discovered that horses were cool with it.
Hey mate, I hope you are doing well! Just was curious if you know @Silverfox125 in real life or via any other means? I've seen you active on some of his journals and stuff and thought maybe you know him! I haven't seen him online for a while and that seems unlike him!
Soooo effing happy to be home!!
Watching the Canada vs USA 2016 World Cup Of hockey game. Damn I miss hockey!
Happy Mother’s Day, to all the mothers out there!!
At the store, was an X on the floor by the register for me to stand on.
Nice try lady!!
Ive watched too many road runner cartoons to fall for that crap! -
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