Trusted A Fart: Got This Shitshow

Trala said:
So serious question.

Who pissed in the bucket for you to have to write “not a urinal” on it?

Looking great P⭐️
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LoL.... It's an old deep sink I used to have in my motorcycle shop.

We had some whiskey fueled club meetings there back in the day; people used to piss in it instead of walking their lazy ass to my bathroom. LoL

That sink is around 15 years old & has moved with me all around the country. 👍

I left the "not a urinal" on it for nostalgia. 🤣
 
Starting to see flowers popping on the Lemon Tree plant.
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Lemon Tree

🤘🤘🤘
 
Preston9mm said:
LoL.... It's an old deep sink I used to have in my motorcycle shop.

We had some whiskey fueled club meetings there back in the day; people used to piss in it instead of walking their lazy ass to my bathroom. LoL

That sink is around 15 years old & has moved with me all around the country. 👍

I left the "not a urinal" on it for nostalgia. 🤣
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I didn’t know you were in bikes. American made I hope? Patch holder too? CL🍀 :thumb:
 
CaptainLucky said:
I didn’t know you were in bikes. American made I hope? Patch holder too? CL🍀 :thumb:
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I was a mechanic for a few years before the military & owned a custom shop for years even after I went into the Navy.

Worked on all makes & models, but American bikes were few in the shop. Lot of Ducati, Aprilia and Triumph as well as the big 4 Japanese brands.

Patch holder, yes, but not the kind of clubs you're thinking. We were all racers... road coarse guys. Blackhawk, Road America, and Putnam were our normal circuit.

I personally was a v-twin sport bike guy. Raced a Suzuki TL1000R for a couple years, had a Honda RC 51 for awhile. Rode a Honda Superhawk and a Triumph 955i on the street.
 
Preston9mm said:
I was a mechanic for a few years before the military & owned a custom shop for years even after I went into the Navy.

Worked on all makes & models, but American bikes were few in the shop. Lot of Ducati, Aprilia and Triumph as well as the big 4 Japanese brands.

Patch holder, yes, but not the kind of clubs you're thinking. We were all racers... road coarse guys. Blackhawk, Road America, and Putnam were our normal circuit.

I personally was a v-twin sport bike guy. Raced a Suzuki TL1000R for a couple years, had a Honda RC 51 for awhile. Rode a Honda Superhawk and a Triumph 955i on the street.
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I knew a lot of patch holders but the 1% kind. I hung around for a bit but said adios to that. CL🍀. :thumb: :cheesygrinsmiley:
 
Preston9mm said:
I personally was a v-twin sport bike guy. Raced a Suzuki TL1000R for a couple years, had a Honda RC 51 for awhile. Rode a Honda Superhawk and a Triumph 955i on the street.
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You must have some interesting stories.. Big bike racing always kinda makes me go quiet. You really defy risk when you do that - no protection. o_O

Had a friend back in the day - his best story for me was the time he was racing a muscle car on his Kawasaki on a county road at night. They're pulling up on 120+ when they reach a RR crossing. :cheesygrinsmiley: Ya? Been there? Heheh, he's 6 feet in the air at 120 looking down at the car next to him.

:bongrip:

He won.
 
Graytail said:
You must have some interesting stories.. Big bike racing always kinda makes me go quiet. You really defy risk when you do that - no protection. o_O

Had a friend back in the day - his best story for me was the time he was racing a muscle car on his Kawasaki on a county road at night. They're pulling up on 120+ when they reach a RR crossing. :cheesygrinsmiley: Ya? Been there? Heheh, he's 6 feet in the air at 120 looking down at the car next to him.

:bongrip:

He won.
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I think anyone of us that was young n had a motorcycle has stories that would make are Mothers 😢 cry. lol 😂 CL🍀. :thumb: :cheesygrinsmiley:
 
As a young girl I looked up to the 1% demographic like they were gods. Misogynistic, drug supplying gods. As a grown financially independent woman I have now nursed many. It’s not a lifestyle that ages you well. Many get to their 50’s and have fat guts, bad hearts, and viagra needing cocks and absolutely no money.

And like any “gang” type person who needs a pack to validate them, once singled out the brave arsed fuck the system attitute slips too. I had one crying like a baby coz he was so scared. He took much coke and viagra and had an iron bar in his pants and was in rapid AF. I held his hand and told him he’d be okay while internally telling him to harden the fuck up. Lol!
 
Graytail said:
You must have some interesting stories.. Big bike racing always kinda makes me go quiet. You really defy risk when you do that - no protection. o_O

Had a friend back in the day - his best story for me was the time he was racing a muscle car on his Kawasaki on a county road at night. They're pulling up on 120+ when they reach a RR crossing. :cheesygrinsmiley: Ya? Been there? Heheh, he's 6 feet in the air at 120 looking down at the car next to him.

:bongrip:

He won.
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Omg I had an ex hit a train track sleeper which had somehow ended up on the highway doing 180km per h.

He ended up with spleen out (they always take that out) and two broken legs and a truck load of internal injuries. He was in hospital for almost a year. And craziest part, got out and as soon as he was able he was straight back on a bike.

My man has a bike. Nothing fancy, but he loves it.
 
Graytail said:
You must have some interesting stories.. Big bike racing always kinda makes me go quiet. You really defy risk when you do that - no protection. o_O

Had a friend back in the day - his best story for me was the time he was racing a muscle car on his Kawasaki on a county road at night. They're pulling up on 120+ when they reach a RR crossing. :cheesygrinsmiley: Ya? Been there? Heheh, he's 6 feet in the air at 120 looking down at the car next to him.

:bongrip:

He won.
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I've had a few wrecks over the years (I don't ride anymore) Only one wreck on the street though; all other crashes I had were on the track with full leathers & helmet.

Thankful I made it thru it all without injury.

After I got injured in the military, I had multiple surgeries on my spine. Wasn't able to enjoy riding anymore, so I sold off the bikes.
 
Did a bit of digging for old pics from the motorcycle years... found these gems. LoL

This was the last street bike I owned.
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And this was my collection when I had the shop up & running...

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Back to tha bidness...

Here's a nug from the recent Smorez harvest.
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Pure Smorez

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Pure Smorez

Just made it to the jar today.
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Preston9mm said:
I've had a few wrecks over the years (I don't ride anymore) Only one wreck on the street though; all other crashes I had were on the track with full leathers & helmet.

Thankful I made it thru it all without injury.

After I got injured in the military, I had multiple surgeries on my spine. Wasn't able to enjoy riding anymore, so I sold off the bikes.
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That really sucks, I think it’s riding n weed that keeps me sane,sober n alive. There’s always 3 wheelers to keep the knees in the breeze my brother. CL🍀. :thumb: :cheesygrinsmiley: Edit: I forgot to include playing me axe 🎸.
 
Preston9mm said:
Did a bit of digging for old pics from the motorcycle years... found these gems. LoL

This was the last street bike I owned.
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And this was my collection when I had the shop up & running...

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I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ much about anything other than H-D. What make n model is Duke’s of Hazard? CL🍀. :thumb: :cheer:
 
CaptainLucky said:
Very nice 👍, what’s one of those Ducati super bikes run for? I always wanted to ride one of those but maybe on a closed runway. CL🍀
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Back in the day, the Ducati super bikes were in the $20k range.... I'd imagine they're in the 30's now-a-days.
That's the main reason I rode the Honda vtwins instead. There were only 3-4 companies back then, making sportbikes with the vtwin engines. The Honda and Suzuki models were around $7k-$8k. LoL ....and much easier to find parts and maintain than the Ducati
Solid bikes though.... tons of torque but only weigh about 400 lb. Notoriously wheelie monsters 🤘
 
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