Trala’s Tent

[MrSauga]

If you are looking for professionalism, correct terminology and a scientific approach you‘re in the wrong thread

That's exactly what I was looking for!
As long as you get better each grow then you're winning!

 

[Trala]

That's exactly what I was looking for!
As long as you get better each grow then you're winning!

I’m loving your friend in your profile pic.

What’s his name?

 

[MrSauga]

That's my 6 year old lab, Brodie. Always has a ball in his mouth, and more often than not he carries two. Thank you Trala!

 

[Trala]

That's my 6 year old lab, Brodie. Always has a ball in his mouth, and more often than not he carries two. Thank you Trala!

If you swap ball for arsehole he sounds exactly like my friend Frank.

Tho to be fair he’s not really a dog. He’s more like a white cat that barks.

 

[Konks Dirt Empire]

Hello

If you are looking for professionalism, correct terminology and a scientific approach you‘re in the wrong thread

If I use history as my guide my grows tend to be a clusterfuck of errors, but I get better after each one.

You will see my team of advisers keep me from killing my plants, and I would be super stoked to add you to my little army of mint grow guides. Without you all I will fuck it up fo sho. Lollingggg!

Thing is the best lessons are learned from history due to the clusterfu*kery, @Trala! Head up, you are learning and teaching with your army of grow guides and it is a lot of fun to visit!

 

[midwestgrown]

Sounds like a great idea!! I bet the smells are gonna be devine

 

[Trala]

Quick update.

I have sent Minxie to my palliative care unit in the corner of my garden. She was too far gone.

I really have my heart set on 5 plants. Three in the tent and two outside.

I have started a clone from my monster cropped Twiggy Two. I’ll keep her in this section of my garden for the next 10 days, she sits in gentle sunlight.



Twiggy Two is revegging like a boss. Her leaves are looking proper mully.



My Tangerine Trio look like Cinderella and two of her ugly sisters. Should I take the necrotic ends off Poppy or leave them? I have marked what I was considering cutting.



Tent Is gonna get tight again hopefully

 

[Mr. Krip]

Quick update.

I have sent Minxie to my palliative care unit in the corner of my garden. She was too far gone.

I really have my heart set on 5 plants. Three in the tent and two outside.

I have started a clone from my monster cropped Twiggy Two. I’ll keep her in this section of my garden for the next 10 days, she sits in gentle sunlight.



Twiggy Two is revegging like a boss. Her leaves are looking proper mully.



My Tangerine Trio look like Cinderella and two of her ugly sisters. Should I take the necrotic ends off Poppy or leave them? I have marked what I was considering cutting.



Tent Is gonna get tight again hopefully

Coming along nicely, Tra!

Here's a suggestion on pictures...

Go to GALLERY -> UPLOAD MEDIA on the top menu and upload your pics to the Members Gallery. Then, when you make a post, click the camera icon in the editor to select the photo from the album and you'll get full-width pics in the post. Give it a try!

 

[Trala]

Coming along nicely, Tra!

Here's a suggestion on pictures...

Go to GALLERY -> UPLOAD MEDIA on the top menu and upload your pics to the Members Gallery. Then, when you make a post, click the camera icon in the editor to select the photo from the album and you'll get full-width pics in the post. Give it a try!

Sounds so difficulttttttttt!

Shoukd I cut those dead bits off? Dead leaves give me anxiety!

Help me, K!

HELP MEEEEEEEE!

Lollllling, I have awoken super dramatic today.

 

[Mr. Krip]

Sounds so difficulttttttttt!

Shoukd I cut those dead bits off? Dead leaves give me anxiety!

Help me, K!

HELP MEEEEEEEE!

Lollllling, I have awoken super dramatic today.

Before you pick up any scissors...

Once you're calmed down, you can cut off the dead bits if it makes you feel better!

 

[Trala]

But just the dead bits, aye?

Or should I take the whole leaf.

 

[Mr. Krip]

But just the dead bits, aye?

Or should I take the whole leaf.

See?

This is exactly why I tried to calm you down before letting you get the scissors. First, you asked about the dead bits, now you're gunning for the whole leaf and next you're gonna be looking to just chop her now and avoid any possible future aggravation.

How bout we just start with the dead bits, Lizzie Borden?

 

[Regrowth]

It's the Jewish tradition.

 

[Trala]

It's the Jewish tradition.

I used to work in a circumcision clinic. While the pay wasn’t great, I did get to keep the tips.

 

[Trala]

See?

This is exactly why I tried to calm you down before letting you get the scissors. First, you asked about the dead bits, now you're gunning for the whole leaf and next you're gonna be looking to just chop her now and avoid any possible future aggravation.

How bout we just start with the dead bits, Lizzie Borden?

Keep up with that smart mouth and I’ll come find you and gut you like a fish mate!

LOLLING!

Got it. Just the dead bits

 

[Carcass]

I used to work in a circumcision clinic. While the pay wasn’t great, I did get to keep the tips.

That's like working in a sperm bank- the only bank where, after you make a deposit, you lose interest...

 

[SeniorMoments]

I used to work in a circumcision clinic. While the pay wasn’t great, I did get to keep the tips.

What do you call a cheap circumcision ?
A rip off .

 

[Trala]

See?

This is exactly why I tried to calm you down before letting you get the scissors. First, you asked about the dead bits, now you're gunning for the whole leaf and next you're gonna be looking to just chop her now and avoid any possible future aggravation.

How bout we just start with the dead bits, Lizzie Borden?

I decided to wait a week. These poor seedlings. I am like an over anxious mother. I keep feeling like I’m going to break them.

I think it’s because these seeds are so special and not the regular mongrel seeds I’m used to.

 

[Trala]

OMGGGGGG

The FUCKING HORRORRRRRR



I can literally not be trusted with babies! Thought I’d check my girls while my eyelash glue was getting tacky and was faced with this!

I am freaking while screaming NooOoo! I think I got soil on my eyelash strip in the panic Which is now glued to my eyelid so I’ll prolly lose my R eye due to infection. I can’t even fuck around fixing coz I’m late for work!

I swear this is like trying to keep my son alive that first 4 months all over again!!!! If you promise not to tell child services I’ll tell you about my first baby clinic when I finish, it is lol funny.

 

[Mr. Krip]

OMGGGGGG

The FUCKING HORRORRRRRR



I can literally not be trusted with babies! Thought I’d check my girls while my eyelash glue was getting tacky and was faced with this!

I am freaking while screaming NooOoo! I think I got soil on my eyelash strip in the panic Which is now glued to my eyelid so I’ll prolly lose my R eye due to infection. I can’t even fuck around fixing coz I’m late for work!

I swear this is like trying to keep my son alive that first 4 months all over again!!!! If you promise not to tell child services I’ll tell you about my first baby clinic when I finish, it is lol funny.

Geez, Tra...You give a whole new meaning to "dropping drugs"!