Trala’s Tent

Omg!

Me Yesterday: look at me everyone! I can lift really heavy things and plough dirt like I’m a farm horse!

Me Today: Sweet mother of biceps… if I have to do CPR or wave vigorously today I’m fucked.

Lol!
Haha! I sawed up my hot tub yesterday for removal Tra. Every part of my body feels that way today! It's good to be told we're alive sister!
 
I am known for stupidly saving insects and animals. In fact Deeboy dubbed me the first of her name.

I just spent half hour saving this very obviously retarded wasp. I was skimming the pool (coz while I can afford a pool, I can’t afford a pool boy lol) and I scooped up a drowning wasp. From there it was Operation Save the Stupid Wasp.

I’m the self proclaimed Mother of Green Dragons, rescuer of bees, saviour of butterflies, liberator of lizards, rebirther of beetles, detangler of Praying Mantises/Manti, watchdog of worms, preserver of retarded wasps.

🐉 🐝 🦋 🦎 🪲 🦗🪱🐝

Alls well that ends with a live wasp!

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My big girls are drying off after a nit wash. They will soon be back in their hive.

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Kk I need to get shit done. I’m a nightshift tonight, so I’m coming for your daylight hours Northern Hemisphererians! Bee ready! (See what I did there? 🐝)
 
I am known for stupidly saving insects and animals. In fact Deeboy dubbed me the first of her name.

I just spent half hour saving this very obviously retarded wasp. I was skimming the pool (coz while I can afford a pool, I can’t afford a pool boy lol) and I scooped up a drowning wasp. From there it was Operation Save the Stupid Wasp.

I’m the self proclaimed Mother of Green Dragons, rescuer of bees, saviour of butterflies, liberator of lizards, rebirther of beetles, detangler of Praying Mantises/Manti, watchdog of worms, preserver of retarded wasps.

🐉 🐝 🦋 🦎 🪲 🦗🪱🐝

Alls well that ends with a live wasp!

IMG_20231028_092738_resized_20231028_093438276.jpeg


My big girls are drying off after a nit wash. They will soon be back in their hive.

IMG_20231028_093339_resized_20231028_093438633.jpeg


Kk I need to get shit done. I’m a nightshift tonight, so I’m coming for your daylight hours Northern Hemisphererians! Bee ready! (See what I did there? 🐝)
Beautiful my friend
 
I am known for stupidly saving insects and animals. In fact Deeboy dubbed me the first of her name.

I just spent half hour saving this very obviously retarded wasp. I was skimming the pool (coz while I can afford a pool, I can’t afford a pool boy lol) and I scooped up a drowning wasp. From there it was Operation Save the Stupid Wasp.

I’m the self proclaimed Mother of Green Dragons, rescuer of bees, saviour of butterflies, liberator of lizards, rebirther of beetles, detangler of Praying Mantises/Manti, watchdog of worms, preserver of retarded wasps.

🐉 🐝 🦋 🦎 🪲 🦗🪱🐝

Alls well that ends with a live wasp!

IMG_20231028_092738_resized_20231028_093438276.jpeg


My big girls are drying off after a nit wash. They will soon be back in their hive.

IMG_20231028_093339_resized_20231028_093438633.jpeg


Kk I need to get shit done. I’m a nightshift tonight, so I’m coming for your daylight hours Northern Hemisphererians! Bee ready! (See what I did there? 🐝)
Lookin great! You are such a kind person. Cuz I will stomp a mud hole through a m/f wasp!
 
Lookin great! You are such a kind person. Cuz I will stomp a mud hole through a m/f wasp!
So funny! I spent all that time trying to detangle a wasp from my skimmer to save its life, and now all I want to do is kill Bed 8! She is a whinging whining pain in my arse. Lolling!

Honestly I’m legit an awful nurse on nightshift! I really do try to channel nice, but all I really want to do is punch you in your stupid face lol.

Day shift me 👩‍⚕️ : let me help you, do you want pain relief? Water? A back rub? My right kidney?
Night shift me 🧟‍♀️ : who dares to ring their motherfucking buzzer! WHO DARES?! They better be dying!
 
My family and our next neighbours family (french) used to go holiday every year together. Always in France. The first year we went somewhere else - Mallorca or actually maybe Minorca as more French , the Mum the other family (French) got so pissed off the service in some beach side restaurant paradise thing she flipped a glass over and caught a wasp under it. Hey I was about 10 and her son was about 12. We had three younger siblings each. 8 children.

Our Dad’s went for some competitive swim to an island in the distance. My Mum watched with a wry smile.

Us kids caught maybe 20 wasps under that glass.

We were using our own glasses to catch them and then me and the 12 year old were hosting them all in his Mum’s original upside down glass. Huge fun.

But - then, lets call her Francis, she, called for the bill tipped fuck all and told the waiter “our children prepared the tip” a glass full of wasps.

Proper bitchy. My Mum, knew she was gonna do something as awful as that and gave me like a bunch pesatas to give a different waiter at the bar.

Wasps - almost as nasty as people!
 
My family and our next neighbours family (french) used to go holiday every year together. Always in France. The first year we went somewhere else - Mallorca or actually maybe Minorca as more French , the Mum the other family (French) got so pissed off the service in some beach side restaurant paradise thing she flipped a glass over and caught a wasp under it. Hey I was about 10 and her son was about 12. We had three younger siblings each. 8 children.

Our Dad’s went for some competitive swim to an island in the distance. My Mum watched with a wry smile.

Us kids caught maybe 20 wasps under that glass.

We were using our own glasses to catch them and then me and the 12 year old were hosting them all in his Mum’s original upside down glass. Huge fun.

But - then, lets call her Francis, she, called for the bill tipped fuck all and told the waiter “our children prepared the tip” a glass full of wasps.

Proper bitchy. My Mum, knew she was gonna do something as awful as that and gave me like a bunch pesatas to give a different waiter at the bar.

Wasps - almost as nasty as people!
What? 🤣

Love the sound of my own voice too mate, I do.

But fuck me noone does listless grandpa style quite like you through a thread.

I wanna laugh with you, I do. You just make it too easy the other way. 🤣🤣


Tra, found another one for your ward.

And how goes the mites?
 
What? 🤣

Love the sound of my own voice too mate, I do.

But fuck me noone does listless grandpa style quite like you through a thread.

I wanna laugh with you, I do. You just make it too easy the other way. 🤣🤣


Tra, found another one for your ward.

And how goes the mites?
Ha. Think you missed rhe sting in the tail.

Always best read to the end.

But you proved the fable which is epically funny
 
But you proved the fable which is epically funny
Now were both laughing. 🤣

Edit.

Look let me attach an apology based on your responses. I wanna say its the Aussie bogan culture that made me pmsl. Poking fun. But maybe it came across too harsh and offensive.

Sorry Nick if my actions were out of line. What was funny to me, might not be to you.
 
What? 🤣

Love the sound of my own voice too mate, I do.

But fuck me noone does listless grandpa style quite like you through a thread.

I wanna laugh with you, I do. You just make it too easy the other way. 🤣🤣


Tra, found another one for your ward.

And how goes the mites?
Omg you literally don’t know the half of it!

You literally don’t.

Lolling!
 
Yo, Nurse Trala. Just stopping by for a dose of garden-envy. Plants are looking beautiful.
Your conversational skills are as charming and colourful as always, my dear. I'm glad that you are... *ahem*... slaying it...

Keep kickin ass and growin grass
 
Yo, Nurse Trala. Just stopping by for a dose of garden-envy. Plants are looking beautiful.
Your conversational skills are as charming and colourful as always, my dear. I'm glad that you are... *ahem*... slaying it...

Keep kickin ass and growin grass
Hello you!

So nice to see you!

I often wonder where posters go. You were one I wondered about Xo
 
Omg so I’m in a fully reflective mood. It might be the fact I’ve been awake for 2 days… it might be the fact I’ve smoked a nice scoob… it might even be the Counting Crows’s singing my soul filling August and Everything After tunes. My go to reflection music. Literally gives me life.

Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white
And in between the moon and you
The angels get a better view
Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right…


I’m thinking life can be hard, it can be awkward, it can be hurtful if we focus on our wrong doings, or the nasty things that have been done to us. You can’t control others, you can’t control what they say, their narrative, their agenda. You can only control how you respond to it.

I’ve just been reminded today how a sentence can change a friendship. How a sentence can hurt. So I’m reflecting on who I am. Who I want to be. Things I need to change, because life is about adapting, growing and changing. And I don’t do this for you. I do it for me. Because I want to be better. A better lover, mother, and friend. And if I focus on the negatives, and the wrong doings, all that will produce is bitterness. And bitter people age badly and I will not have that! Lol. I have a choice, Bog myself down in bullshit, or lean into my good. Because I have so much good stuff in my life, and in every area of my life, and that can’t be by accident. Whether that be here, or my family, or my friends or my workplace, I always end up keeping the exact people I need in my life, and my life is so full.

I joined this forum as a lone wolf, and sure I know there is a large portion of posters who don’t know or don’t like me, and that’s okay. But I’m reminded every time I log in that there are real people who get me. From all over the world. Who like my qualities. Who do right by me. And today I am grateful of that.

Omg enough of the fucking trama! Dial it back and get on with the grow girllllll! Lolllll

Sunday has started shaky, but with a change in attitude I slayed.

Walk ✔️
Yoga ✔️
Clean sheets ✔️
Swim ✔️

All that’s left is a bath, facemask, shower then hairwash, wine to be poured at 1745, then dinner. Bed by 1845 lol.

Sunday Summary

Nits are going to be a battle. It’s hot and dry here. Perfect nit weather. Aside from that there’s been no grow drama.

🌹The Bloom Room

Lib is looking tired. She is starting to show signs of aging. I think her head will be next on the block. She has been a delight to grow. She’s actually a quadline. Sooooo unquadlined! Lolling!

Liberty Bee aka White Widow
Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 118 Days
Flip Age: 65 Days
Days in Flower: 47


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Little Lilly is looking like another weird auto. I’m not sure why my autos have been spazzing out. I’m wondering if my light is too high in brightness.

Lilly Bee aka Limited Edition Northern Lights X Big Bud Auto
SeedMan Seed from Sponsors SeedMan’s Seeds
Age: 66 Days
Days in Flower: 44


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I got her age wrong last week lol. It’s hard to keep track sometimes! This plant is beautiful. Just beautiful. She is at my favourite stage of flower.

Tiger Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Regular Clone
Age: 74 Days
Flip Age: 55 Days
Days in Flower: 12


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♥️🤍♥️

🌱The Veg Tent

I have carhooked the fuck outa this plant to get that CarCanopy and I’m so proud! I don’t need the veg room atm so I’m gonna veg her another week.

Luna Bee aka Mimosa X Orange Punch
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 57 Days


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Smallest plant ever in frame. She’s so tiny and cute. I thought I’d Carhook her to keep her low, she responded by going full Beyoncé, dropping her arse and twerking. Lolling! I’m not sure how I’m training her yet. I still haven’t topped her. I have enough weed in jars for my boy that I can play around a bit. There was a poster called syenite I think his name was. And he used to create extraordinary looking plants.

Viola Bee aka Pineapple Chunk
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 19 Days


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Babies still doing boring baby stuff.

Rose Bee aka White Widow
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 18 Days


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Tilly Bee aka Strawberry Cheesecake Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 12 Days

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And lastly, still no signs of my seeds.

🤍💚🤍
Thanks for quietly gazing with me, for playing with me, for engaging with me, for celebrating with me and for staying with me. You are my wolves. Xo

oX🐺 .🤍.🐺Xo
 
HI guys! New here, well sort of. Nice to meet you all.
Nice plants Trala! How do you guys get buds on such small plants? Is it the strain?
Thanks for letting me join in!!

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Hi Sal :)

Welcome to the worst thread in the best weed forum!

Thank you!

One word @Carcass! I will link you to his journal. He changed the way I grow. It’s all in the training.

Are you a lady grower?
 
Yes. Although I had some nasty males almost ruin my crops.
Why do you ask?
Starting a new crop with seeds from dispensary. Super Silver Haze, Hella cookies and Hella Jelly.

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Hi Sal

Just really nice to have another girl in here :)

They look good. Green is always good.

Before joining here I was growing bud like this :-

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And I was SO proud of it lol.

After a few days of looking through journals I realised I knew nothing about growing. There is no right way, it’s about finding a style that makes your heart sing. There is a style to fit everyone. I personally like an even canopy. Or a CarCanopy as we have coined it. I also like low plants but seldom achieve them.

I love this style of growing, and good luck for you if you are interested in this style, carcass has just started his newest grow. He literally takes you through it step by step.

Carcasses newest grow.
 
Hello you!

So nice to see you!

I often wonder where posters go. You were one I wondered about Xo

I've been lurking but not interacting. Your journal is a busy one so lots to catch up on!
Omg so I’m in a fully reflective mood. It might be the fact I’ve been awake for 2 days… it might be the fact I’ve smoked a nice scoob… it might even be the Counting Crows’s singing my soul filling August and Everything After tunes. My go to reflection music. Literally gives me life.

Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white
And in between the moon and you
The angels get a better view
Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right…


I’m thinking life can be hard, it can be awkward, it can be hurtful if we focus on our wrong doings, or the nasty things that have been done to us. You can’t control others, you can’t control what they say, their narrative, their agenda. You can only control how you respond to it.

I’ve just been reminded today how a sentence can change a friendship. How a sentence can hurt. So I’m reflecting on who I am. Who I want to be. Things I need to change, because life is about adapting, growing and changing. And I don’t do this for you. I do it for me. Because I want to be better. A better lover, mother, and friend. And if I focus on the negatives, and the wrong doings, all that will produce is bitterness. And bitter people age badly and I will not have that! Lol. I have a choice, Bog myself down in bullshit, or lean into my good. Because I have so much good stuff in my life, and in every area of my life, and that can’t be by accident. Whether that be here, or my family, or my friends or my workplace, I always end up keeping the exact people I need in my life, and my life is so full.

I joined this forum as a lone wolf, and sure I know there is a large portion of posters who don’t know or don’t like me, and that’s okay. But I’m reminded every time I log in that there are real people who get me. From all over the world. Who like my qualities. Who do right by me. And today I am grateful of that.

Omg enough of the fucking trama! Dial it back and get on with the grow girllllll! Lolllll

Sunday has started shaky, but with a change in attitude I slayed.

Walk ✔️
Yoga ✔️
Clean sheets ✔️
Swim ✔️

All that’s left is a bath, facemask, shower then hairwash, wine to be poured at 1745, then dinner. Bed by 1845 lol.

Sunday Summary

Nits are going to be a battle. It’s hot and dry here. Perfect nit weather. Aside from that there’s been no grow drama.

🌹The Bloom Room

Lib is looking tired. She is starting to show signs of aging. I think her head will be next on the block. She has been a delight to grow. She’s actually a quadline. Sooooo unquadlined! Lolling!

Liberty Bee aka White Widow
Seed from The PNW Seed Fairy
Age: 118 Days
Flip Age: 65 Days
Days in Flower: 47


IMG_0486.jpeg


Little Lilly is looking like another weird auto. I’m not sure why my autos have been spazzing out. I’m wondering if my light is too high in brightness.

Lilly Bee aka Limited Edition Northern Lights X Big Bud Auto
SeedMan Seed from Sponsors SeedMan’s Seeds
Age: 66 Days
Days in Flower: 44


IMG_0490.jpeg


I got her age wrong last week lol. It’s hard to keep track sometimes! This plant is beautiful. Just beautiful. She is at my favourite stage of flower.

Tiger Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Regular Clone
Age: 74 Days
Flip Age: 55 Days
Days in Flower: 12


IMG_0480.jpeg


♥️🤍♥️

🌱The Veg Tent

I have carhooked the fuck outa this plant to get that CarCanopy and I’m so proud! I don’t need the veg room atm so I’m gonna veg her another week.

Luna Bee aka Mimosa X Orange Punch
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 57 Days


IMG_0494.jpeg


Smallest plant ever in frame. She’s so tiny and cute. I thought I’d Carhook her to keep her low, she responded by going full Beyoncé, dropping her arse and twerking. Lolling! I’m not sure how I’m training her yet. I still haven’t topped her. I have enough weed in jars for my boy that I can play around a bit. There was a poster called syenite I think his name was. And he used to create extraordinary looking plants.

Viola Bee aka Pineapple Chunk
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 19 Days


IMG_0504.jpeg



Babies still doing boring baby stuff.

Rose Bee aka White Widow
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 18 Days


IMG_0500.jpeg


Tilly Bee aka Strawberry Cheesecake Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 12 Days

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And lastly, still no signs of my seeds.

🤍💚🤍
Thanks for quietly gazing with me, for playing with me, for engaging with me, for celebrating with me and for staying with me. You are my wolves. Xo

oX🐺 .🤍.🐺Xo

I get that "one sentence can change everything". I had a friend until recently that I've known since I was 2 years old. He said some horrible stuff in an argument and now I can't even look at him. Nearly 30 years of friendship done with one sentence.

Hope you're all good, Tra. You're a ray of light in a dark world.

I've got some plans to get started come Monday when I get my new mini-tent. It's a bit shorter than my last one but much fatter, so I'm thinking of calling it the Choad Tent. Charming, right?
 
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