Trala’s Tent

Happy Humpday Take 2!

Cheeky vid for those of you who can endure my nasally bogan drawl.


Pictures for those who can’t be fucked lolling!

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I’m gonna bounce into this day! Have the best day ever! Xo
You are a pro at growing. Always beautiful.
 
Omg what a day! Saved a patient, literally, no jokes and crucified a plant lolling!

My freaky freak is done. She smells fucking awful. And I mean awful. Her bud is airy in a lot of places. It was like she had three different styles of bud growing out of the one plant. She weighed approximately 350g wet. There’s a lot of her, but because she’s airy she lacks that nug weight. She’s the weirdest bud I’ve ever grown. She had a few nanners but zero seeds, so I was happy about that.

The good news is she grew the longest Coca-Cola I’ve ever growth at 30cm. And she also grew the thickest bud I’ve ever grown. That’s the one I’m holding in the pic. The bad news is the bud is mediocre at best.


Winter Bee aka Do Si Dos Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 91 Days
Days in Flower: 63


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We have 2 odd plants… I hope it’s better than mediocre!
 
Lol. Is that a Melbourne accent?

Looking good Tra. Hope you’re well
Fuck no!

Melbournites have a cultivated accent. Mine is broad, nasally and bogan. Lol

Alls good in da grow hood… for today anyway.

I was thinking she’s in Australia and I’m in USA. Is she two days ahead of me…lol
Literally lolled!
 
You had me at bogan - but gosh the Mimosa x Orange Punch is a good grow, eh?
She really is. But I’m not gonna lie. She has absolutely needed some heavy handed training to get that faux CarCanopy. And she lost a couple of hands along the way.

I love a good mimosa 🍹
I wasn't sure of the day today, looked with some trepidation at the date on my phone. - sadly my worst fears were confirmed.

It's not yet Thursday 😅
Is now :)

Lol
 
We have 2 odd plants… I hope it’s better than mediocre!
Mine is defs an underachiever lol.

I took down my Biscotti, she looked to have half the volume of the Do Si Dos, but was 100g heavier. Demonstrates how airy the bud was on my Do Si Dos.

I swear every time I do a collab, I underwhelm grow wise lol.
 
Omg I’m so annoying.

So I nagged my man to make me a fence. He did. Cost around $1000.

I was sitting on the back deck yesterday arvo, sipping a frothie, contemplating what a shitcunt I am, when I think to myself, since changing my grow style a bit, is that fence necessary? And how heavy are those panels?

Short answer, no it’s not. And they weigh more than you think.

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Not sure how my bloke is going to feel tho. He deserves so much better lol.
 
Quote from Absorber
So how does one go about getting American stamps so I can send 420 a self addressed envelope for some free stickers , I checked with the post office here in Australia and we don't have any way of doing it and apparently it's illegal to sell them online to overseas buyers.

You ever buy any American stamps in Oz @Trala? & if so where
 
Mine is defs an underachiever lol.

I took down my Biscotti, she looked to have half the volume of the Do Si Dos, but was 100g heavier. Demonstrates how airy the bud was on my Do Si Dos.

I swear every time I do a collab, I underwhelm grow wise lol.
I hate the fluffy bud. My Autowreck was AND took 150 days.
 
She really is. But I’m not gonna lie. She has absolutely needed some heavy handed training to get that faux CarCanopy. And she lost a couple of hands along the way.

I love a good mimosa 🍹

Is now :)

Lol
All day.
 
I'm never growing anything with "Haze", and particularly "Neville" in the name. That stuff is so called because there's only hazy fluffy buds. Seen it grown by as good a growers on the planet at scale, always rubbish.

Nice pool Trala - how's it cleaned? Like salt or chlorine or whatever? I'm deffo deffo gonna go for a swim this week. Been months and months since I ventured into ours, kids are in most days now the rains have stopped. We have an "Ozone" pool. Sounds nice, eh? Its just massive jerry cans of Hydrogen Peroxide at 50% dosing - they promise you don't go in a brunette and come out a blond though 😆 I use it to soak seeds in while popping.
 
I'm never growing anything with "Haze", and particularly "Neville" in the name. That stuff is so called because there's only hazy fluffy buds. Seen it grown by as good a growers on the planet at scale, always rubbish.

Nice pool Trala - how's it cleaned? Like salt or chlorine or whatever? I'm deffo deffo gonna go for a swim this week. Been months and months since I ventured into ours, kids are in most days now the rains have stopped. We have an "Ozone" pool. Sounds nice, eh? Its just massive jerry cans of Hydrogen Peroxide at 50% dosing - they promise you don't go in a brunette and come out a blond though 😆 I use it to soak seeds in while popping.
Salt and me lol.

My last job of the day is to swim 100 laps. It’s actually my first proper exercise swim since winter lifted.

I used to think I was a triathlete coz my pool is 25 meters. Only problem, I suck at guestimation and the pool is actually only 10 meters long lol.

For about 2 years I totally believed I swam 2.5km most days lollllll.
 
Salt and me lol.

My last job of the day is to swim 100 laps. It’s actually my first proper exercise swim since winter lifted.

I used to think I was a triathlete coz my pool is 25 meters. Only problem, I suck at guestimation and the pool is actually only 10 meters long lol.

For about 2 years I totally believed I swam 2.5km most days lollllll.
That'd make it half the size of an Olympic sized pool - I mean its a beaut of a pool but, nah 😆
 
Omg I walked into today with such low expectations. My heart just felt so stupid sad. That’s the thing about depression, it’s fucked. So I picked up my dream big book my mum gave me. It’s a little book of inspirational jargon, and the irony that the person who gifted me the book also killed herself is not lost on me lolling! Anyhoo I flipped it and got the message I needed. Took my plants outside, looked up and the sun smiled at me.

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From there those words have become a self fulfilling prophecy. I decided to sort some gardens out, and clean up. First thing I needed was plants and mulch. Took 2 trips to the nursery in my little Mazda to get it all home.

Then the nursery big smiled at me:-

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I have got so much done. Gave my guns a workout too!

Got my seed trays prepped for my Black Sugar grow with Mel, hopefully. I will plant two seeds in the morning.

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Planted some cuttings, or as us weedy’s call em, clones!

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Totally got Alfie's garden planted.

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I want to repurpose this for his sign. I think it would look cool. It’s the legs from the old wooden free chairs I had on the rotting pool deck. I want to cut those legs down. I swear if I knew how to start the grinder, I’d try and do it myself! But safety first, so I’ll have to wait till tomorrow when my man is home.

Omg the mulch! Bit of a funny. Because I’m so shit at guesstimating I worked out I’d need 7 x 50L bags of mulch. I needed 3. The remaining 4 bags got spread under my trees lol. My arms got the biggest workout.

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Stopped in at the Bee Cemetery

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Laid some flowers at my Dog Cemetery

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Had this run up my arm. I tell you, the scariest thing about a spider running up your arm is the 2 hours of jumping at everything that brushes against you that follows lol!

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And just to keep it a little bit on topic, this is my White Widow.

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So to those of you just waking up to Thursday, it starts shaky, and then it slayssssssss!

Right these laps aren’t gonna swim themselves! Hoo roo :)
 
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