I didn't know they grew.Thank you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I could only save 2 Mericans
I’d pick both of you
(Look I’m just fluffing your feathers. I’d totes save Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Aniston over you two)
Trala’s Tent
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️️️Hello Peepstars️️️
I’ve bounced outta bed and I’m all about the 10 000 steps. If you’re in a slump, get up and move with me!
Walk
Yoga
Omg. Trying to get a true pic of Stinky’s fuglyness, but she continues to turn on the instasham poses lolling. She’s a mess. You just gotta trust me.
Omg C Skittles! Why couldn’t I have done this with Olivia?! My Zkittkes has found her voice and she tells me she’s happy
Stinky taking a direct hit
The Familam and the Faux Feathered Freaks
I hope you have a great day, and Jungle Joseph I’m sending you Sunny smiles and a big hug. Xo
Thanks for growing with me guys. You really are the best bunch of misfits in the whole cyberverse. Xo
Nice stair stepping flowers!Omg I’ve been so lazy the last 10 days. It’s been so hot. I haven’t done any exercise at all except lifting cheese balls to my mouth. My knees hurt. My back hurts. I feel so flat in mood. Got on the scales this morning and I’ve gained 1.5kg. Just demonstrates how quickly we decondition without moving. Worst thing you can do for effective pain management and healthy thoughts is sit. In fact sitting is considered the new smoking health wise.
I’ve bounced outta bed and I’m all about the 10 000 steps. If you’re in a slump, get up and move with me!
Walk
Yoga
Omg. Trying to get a true pic of Stinky’s fuglyness, but she continues to turn on the instasham poses lolling. She’s a mess. You just gotta trust me.
Omg C Skittles! Why couldn’t I have done this with Olivia?! My Zkittkes has found her voice and she tells me she’s happy
Stinky taking a direct hit
The Familam and the Faux Feathered Freaks
I hope you have a great day, and Jungle Joseph I’m sending you Sunny smiles and a big hug. Xo
Thanks for growing with me guys. You really are the best bunch of misfits in the whole cyberverse. Xo
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Looks like Flora might have softened a bit.
Percy looks a bit more comfortable and while they arent necking, theres a definite peck happening.
Look like 2 school kids who are pretending to do homework but really are just ruining their undergarments.
Girls look great Tra, enough shine in the lens and noone will notice.
Pee was definitely the better version. Good job.
Percy looks a bit more comfortable and while they arent necking, theres a definite peck happening.
Look like 2 school kids who are pretending to do homework but really are just ruining their undergarments.
Girls look great Tra, enough shine in the lens and noone will notice.
Pee was definitely the better version. Good job.
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It’s a stairway to heaven babe.
Good morning
My old granny used to say it’s all fun and games till your undergarments are ruined.
Pee is big smiling today
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Omg so I’ve got a funny visual for you. On my morning walk today, and I couldn’t help but wonder if my CrAy cRaY neighbour is due for his Depot Injection…
It’s the little changes to his front yard that tip me off…
And as I turn the corner FREEEEE STUFFFFFF!! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve stumbled on some loot. I want you to visualise me carrying this shit up a hill like Everest. Legit thought I would die before I hit the summit!
Not sure where I’m gonna put it, but it was free dammit!
It’s the little changes to his front yard that tip me off…
And as I turn the corner FREEEEE STUFFFFFF!! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve stumbled on some loot. I want you to visualise me carrying this shit up a hill like Everest. Legit thought I would die before I hit the summit!
Not sure where I’m gonna put it, but it was free dammit!
Jungle Joseph
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Girls are looking beautiful chilling by the pool.
I appreciate the love darl, you're a good egg.
I appreciate the love darl, you're a good egg.
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I’ve got a nightshift tonight. Fingers crossed it’s quiet and we get to have a chin wag.
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I know it’s a shit time for you babe. But it will go full circle. Look for grants. Get in early. Governments like ours often shine in a crisis. Help will be there. You just need to know which door to knock on.
Deeve recently went through some terrible once in a lifetime floods in Vico. He almost lost his woman. She was swept away in the current. Thankfully her instincts kicked in and she basically floated safely to the Main Street of his town and his mates took her back to him.
I’m thinking of you. Xo
Jungle Joseph
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You always brighten my day with your humour T. At least she's clean now
I've got new clothes, somewhere warm and dry to sleep, plenty of food, and the dogs are getting fat with all the food they're getting. I'm registered for emergency housing but I imagine it'll take some time to get everyone sorted, there's thousands of people in the same position.
It's lucky our economy is reasonably strong, the government is handing out money left, right and centre, and will be for a long time to come.
Once again the Anzac spirit shines through the gloom, and Australia is the first to come to our aid, much thanks to our cousins across the ditch.
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Bruh, it will take more than a bit of dirty flood water to clean anything he has plowed into lol..You always brighten my day with your humour T. At least she's clean now
That thing would be an absolute backed up bomb of bacteria
Get your hand out. Get the paperwork in.
We got you. And we are praying the sheep are okay.
Xo
Jungle Joseph
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My son is employed at the meat works in Hastings, no work cos the sheep are dead.Bruh, it will take more than a bit of dirty flood water to clean anything he has plowed into lol..
That thing would be an absolute backed up bomb of bacteria
Get your hand out. Get the paperwork in.
We got you. And we are praying the sheep are okay.
Xo
Might need to float some of deeves girls over...
DV8
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Speaking of spaces that are unsafe to be in, this thread is one of them.
Dispensing heartfelt empathy for difficult moments of friends mixed with diabolical attribution and mocking disguised with a wrapping paper of humour.
Never change.
Dispensing heartfelt empathy for difficult moments of friends mixed with diabolical attribution and mocking disguised with a wrapping paper of humour.
Never change.
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One of my favourite kiwi jokes:-
What did one kiwi statue say to the other kiwi statue?
Stat chu bro?
Lolling.
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Nursing is about balance.
I have one patient who thinks I’m his wife and is determined to get me into his bed, and another who thinks I’m his ex wife, who he hates, and wants his dog back. If I don’t return his dog by morning he is ringing the police. Then I have a farter, a spitter and a moaner and one empty bed.
Just another Saturday night in the trenches really.
I have one patient who thinks I’m his wife and is determined to get me into his bed, and another who thinks I’m his ex wife, who he hates, and wants his dog back. If I don’t return his dog by morning he is ringing the police. Then I have a farter, a spitter and a moaner and one empty bed.
Just another Saturday night in the trenches really.
Apologies phone call and lost my place mid-edit but….
the farter and the spitter can hit the bricks but a moaner and empty bed might be worth keeping around for hot minute
Tra, just realized Ganjagrandaddy hasn’t been around in long time, have you heard from him? Second thought the scenario prolly goes where my brain is farting & spitting… again!
Verdant with a capital V- your garden is so picturesque you couldnt take a bad pic if you tried!!!
Hope your weekend is chill….
the farter and the spitter can hit the bricks but a moaner and empty bed might be worth keeping around for hot minute
Tra, just realized Ganjagrandaddy hasn’t been around in long time, have you heard from him? Second thought the scenario prolly goes where my brain is farting & spitting… again!
Verdant with a capital V- your garden is so picturesque you couldnt take a bad pic if you tried!!!
Hope your weekend is chill….
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Hello you!
The only time over the top moaning ever sounds good is… look I’m changing that mid sentence. Over the top moaning never sounds good, Just shut the fuck up love! Lolling!the farter and the spitter can hit the bricks but a moaner and empty bed might be worth keeping around for hot minute
Gone I think. I’m thinking his hot young wife finally had enough and put him in a nursing home.
I miss him and his tin foil hat.
He’s a good egg.
Thank you. That means so much. I’ve come a long way. Much of my improvement is thanks to you. Xo
Chasing that dollar bruv
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Hey a bit of a funny. I got a new admission at 5am which requires me to admit him and do a full set of obs. So I’m taking his temperature using a tympanic thermometer and he came out with this absolute Clanger!
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
The taste!
Omg I lolled!
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
The taste!
Omg I lolled!
yes ma’am GGD was good people!!! maybe I mentioned him leaving before- heck I can’t keep up!
nope that’s on you! Tralish you were green thumbing before you got here and you’ve been killing it ever since! but defs agree there is learning curve and you’ve been riding it like you stole it!
weekend pay rate- mo money, mo money, mo money!
ohh the taste… yeah, no kinda threw up in my mouth when I read that...
nope that’s on you! Tralish you were green thumbing before you got here and you’ve been killing it ever since! but defs agree there is learning curve and you’ve been riding it like you stole it!
weekend pay rate- mo money, mo money, mo money!
ohh the taste… yeah, no kinda threw up in my mouth when I read that...
