Trala’s Tent

[StoneOtter]

You’d never know she has insects.

That's a fact! All those Lassies look sweet to me!

 

[dynamo1]

 

[Trala]

That's a fact! All those Lassies look sweet to me!

Thanks Mr Otter

Hey I’m on a nightshift tonight and I have a question, is it a full moon tonight? Coz everyone is fucking mental, including us! The winner is definitely Bed 9, who has been admitted and placed on an MH act for ingesting toothpaste lids and buttons. We are now waiting for them to “pass”. Fingers crossed the mint scented buttonfest erupts tomorrow, because doctors want his stools inspected!

On the upside I’m nearly half way.

 

[Nine Toed Hippie]

Thanks Mr Otter




Hey I’m on a nightshift tonight and I have a question, is it a full moon tonight? Coz everyone is fucking mental, including us! The winner is definitely Bed 9, who has been admitted and placed on an MH act for ingesting toothpaste lids and buttons. We are now waiting for them to “pass”. Fingers crossed the mint scented buttonfest erupts tomorrow, because doctors want his stools inspected!

On the upside I’m nearly half way.

Well that’s a shitty thing to have to deal with! Good luck and God bless nurses.

NTH

 

[Trala]

Well that’s a shitty thing to have to deal with! Good luck and God bless nurses.

NTH

Not really tbh. More like what the? I mean those toothpaste lids are fixed on the tube, he’d have to chew it off, and how did he get so many? Imagining said they could see 6 lids! And why buttons? Did he gnaw them off? He looks sooooOooo not like a tooth paste lid eating button muncher too!

Omg it has had funny moments.

So that dude is under the mental health act, which means he can’t leave. He has to have 1:1 supervision so there’s a Security Guard with him. So I’m sitting at the nurses station, patient comes over to me, naked as the day he was born and says “love can you call me an Uber? I want to get out of here”.

I walk him back to his room, and there’s the Security Guard, fucking sound asleep!

 

[GratefulBud]

So that dude is under the mental health act, which means he can’t leave. He has to have 1:1 supervision so there’s a Security Guard with him. So I’m sitting at the nurses station, patient comes over to me, naked as the day he was born and says “love can you call me an Uber? I want to get out of here”.

I walk him back to his room, and there’s the Security Guard, fucking sound asleep!

LMAO!
Would they notice if you gave him something to put him to sleep? The patient, not the security guard.

Wait a minute . . . .

What did you give the guard?

 

[Nine Toed Hippie]

Not really tbh. More like what the? I mean those toothpaste lids are fixed on the tube, he’d have to chew it off, and how did he get so many? Imagining said they could see 6 lids! And why buttons? Did he gnaw them off? He looks sooooOooo not like a tooth paste lid eating button muncher too!

Omg it has had funny moments.

So that dude is under the mental health act, which means he can’t leave. He has to have 1:1 supervision so there’s a Security Guard with him. So I’m sitting at the nurses station, patient comes over to me, naked as the day he was born and says “love can you call me an Uber? I want to get out of here”.

I walk him back to his room, and there’s the Security Guard, fucking sound asleep!

Haha. The Trala Life!!

Reminds me of an incident back in my youth. I was working in a huge plant replacing worn out piping, valves etc. It was a “live” shutdown so the huge refinery was still running. I was 20 at the time and a coworker and myself were tasked with the initial “break” of an extremely hazardous line which was poisonous/flammable. We were under SCBA or breathing air. HazMat suits. Looked like astronauts. We started breaking the first flange and a line that was supposed to be “clean” wasn’t and some fluid came out and hit an active steam line. It started a fire and both of us dropped our wrenches and turned to look at the fire watch guy (security guard) and yep. ASLEEP! I woke him up while I was grabbing his horn, fire extinguisher and fire hose to address the potential disaster staring me in the face. He took off running! I put out the fire and last I saw of my coworker he was chasing the “security girl” through the refinery. Haha. Good times!

Hang in there!

NTH

 

[Trala]

LMAO!
Would they notice if you gave him something to put him to sleep? The patient, not the security guard.

Wait a minute . . . .

What did you give the guard?

This guy has more shit in him than you can poke a stick at, and he’s still awake.

I couldn’t help myself, when I took McNudester back to his room, I kicked the guards foot and scared the fuck out of him!

I’ll give the guard a written complaint to take back to his line manager if he nods off again! (I soooo won’t. Snitches get stitches lol)

 

[Trala]

Haha. The Trala Life!!

Reminds me of an incident back in my youth. I was working in a huge plant replacing worn out piping, valves etc. It was a “live” shutdown so the huge refinery was still running. I was 20 at the time and a coworker and myself were tasked with the initial “break” of an extremely hazardous line which was poisonous/flammable. We were under SCBA or breathing air. HazMat suits. Looked like astronauts. We started breaking the first flange and a line that was supposed to be “clean” wasn’t and some fluid came out and hit an active steam line. It started a fire and both of us dropped our wrenches and turned to look at the fire watch guy (security guard) and yep. ASLEEP! I woke him up while I was grabbing his horn, fire extinguisher and fire hose to address the potential disaster staring me in the face. He took off running! I put out the fire and last I saw of my coworker he was chasing the “security girl” through the refinery. Haha. Good times!

Hang in there!

NTH

Omg soooooo funny! Its different here tho. You can’t grab a fire watch guys hose without consent…. Found that out the hard way LOL!

Oiiii hipster, I literally only learned last year that HazMat means hazardous material! I thought it was the word danger written in German. And tbh I always wondered why the sign people would write it in German when we speak English.

#TalesofAMong

 

[Nine Toed Hippie]

Omg soooooo funny! Its different here tho. You can’t grab a fire watch guys hose without consent…. Found that out the hard way LOL!

Oiiii hipster, I literally only learned last year that HazMat means hazardous material! I thought it was the word danger written in German. And tbh I always wondered why the sign people would write it in German when we speak English.

#TalesofAMong

Haha! I guess I will take my funny stories elsewhere!!

NTH

PS: (think that means post script?) You bring much joy and laughter to this place!

 

[Trala]

Oiiii before I do my Sunday Smmary I want to share something that was a bit funny. Well to me it was, and I hope you have a smirk too.

So you know how I often drag home free stuff? Usually seems to be after a nightshift too which is weird. Anyhoo, I’m doing my post nightshift mental health wellness walk, and I’m mentally reconciling the nights events, there were actually some super funny ones, and bopping to my music, and I am now walking on Free Street and I see one of my shoes like in a free position near the curb.

I bought a new pair of joggers this week, and I always rotate, throw the oldest, leaving me two pairs. It’s basically a perpetual shoe purchase. So I binned my old shoes on Tuesday and somehow one has got loose prolly 3km from my house! One of the Free Street owners obviously thinks some random has lost a shoe and thinks this is the best chance of a reunion.

So as I’ve said, I walk a circuit, so I take a cheeky pic of me side eyeing it to show my bf. Coz it’s tickled me. Then as I’m circuiting back and passing it again to get home I realise I should do the right thing, and pick it up to dispose of it. That it was nice of the Free Street people to try and locate the Cinderella in this story, which is me lol. And I feel a surge of warmth that there are such kind people in the world. Just trying to make a difference (I am always about the trama).

So I pick it up, and to be honest, I’m always praying no one is watching me, coz as we all know, I’ve dragged home a whole lot of stuff from Free Street and I worry I might look a bit cRaY cRaY. I couldn’t help but wonder, imagine if you saw me drag every single item I’ve dragged home, and you catch me picking up one lone shoe. I could even imagine the conversation!

Wife: Oiii Dougie, you know that hoarder nut we see dragging rubbish on her walk? Well come here and look at this! She’s just picked up a bloody shoe! Look at her! She’s taking photos of herself like she’s found a prize! She’s not right in the head that one is she Doug?

Husband: *shakes his head in pity* We should pray for her Betty. They walk among us.

Gear change, I’m loving this song! It’s just fun.

 

[Trala]

Pinch and a punch for the first of the month!

Time for my:-

Sunday Summary

It’s been another great week of growth for Blue. Thankfully no nits, good colour and nice chode building.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 76
12:12 - 5 days to flower
Days in Flower 16

Sunny is my favourite. Despite the nits, despite the lack of limbs, she is just exquisite. Well I think she is, and she smells so beautiful. Her nits are hopefully managed, and she can just focus on flowering for us.

Sunny Bee aka Zkittles Auto
Bonus seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 53
Days in Flower 36

Happy Maya means a happy me. She is a thirsty girl. The four flower girls seem unfazed about the nute change mid grow which I am super happy about. Thanks for the recommendation Hashgirl

Maya Bee aka Dos Si Do
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 54
12:12 - 5 days to flower
Days in Flower - 8

River is living proof why most people need to top their plants. @VetSmoke85 grew a beautiful untopped auto. Mine on the other hand looks like a tall thin streak of not much.

River Bee aka Girl Scout Cookies Auto
Bonus Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 41
Days in flower 18

This girl was so thirsty today her water ran straight through her like bad curry. A lot of my plants seem to initially look sad to be loved by me. Cleo is following Mayas example. Tbh I feel she needs an uppot.

Cleopatra Bee aka Wedding Cake
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 30

My Flower Girls

The Familam

I hope you have had a fantastic week. I can’t believe we are now in May! Where has the time gone?!

Have the best day! Xo

 

[Carcass]

Nice summary, T- the flower girls look great, and you've got Cleo looking just like she should.. She's going to be a pretty one!

The four flower girls seem unfazed about the nute change mid grow which I am super happy about. Thanks for the recommendation Hashgirl

What did you switch to?- the girls sure seem to like it...

 

[DV8]

I know you love Sunny, but the big girls are going great Tra. Im really looking forward to see them go to the end, a Do si Do & BSS are definitely in my future.

Im really super interested in the nute switch. You're definitely going guinea pig on this front. If your girls still sing that will be proof enough for me. You gonna add extra product for flower? I realise its sensitive to answer on the open forum just yes or no be fine.

That shot in a line, just mwah. I always love coming here Sunday, did not disappoint.

 

[Trala]

Nice summary, T- the flower girls look great, and you've got Cleo looking just like she should.. She's going to be a pretty one!

What did you switch to?- the girls sure seem to like it...

Good evening C Superstar

You are such a nice person! Cleo looks nothing like your plant and we both know it! Lol. I’ll soldier on tho. I am learning and enjoying watching her open up.

HG and Em put there heads together and advised me to get this:-

Veg
Flower

It’s so easy. One tablespoon per foot of growth every 3-4 weeks. Look I say so easy, first time I used it I measured the plant, carefully measured my nute then proceeded to put the flower mix on a veg plant

#DiariesofAFucktard

 

[Trala]

I know you love Sunny, but the big girls are going great Tra. Im really looking forward to see them go to the end, a Do si Do & BSS are definitely in my future.

Im really super interested in the nute switch. You're definitely going guinea pig on this front. If your girls still sing that will be proof enough for me. You gonna add extra product for flower? I realise its sensitive to answer on the open forum just yes or no be fine.

That shot in a line, just mwah. I always love coming here Sunday, did not disappoint.

Hi Deeve

I do love Sunny. But I do love the others too. I think these might be my best plants so far.

I can’t get Tega Brop *taps nose* so I was lucky to get advice coz I fucking hate researching plant stuff, shoes yes, holidays yes, nutes plant stuff firm no. It just doesn’t keep my eye concentration. If you guys say it I can listen. If a website says it, my eyes glaze over. I’ve posted above. I’d be happy to send you some if you wanted to try it. I bought the 5kg so I have nutes for dayzzzzzz!

You still my flower guy? Don’t forget to keep tips on harvest windows, if you have time that is. I literally have zero idea how long any of them flower for lol.

 

[DV8]

I can’t get Tega Brop *taps nose* so I was lucky to get advice coz I fucking hate researching plant stuff

Yeah Ive been back a had a reread. Basically you're using veg for veg and flower for flower. Seems simple enough. Im sure they had a flowering booster wasnt sure if you picked that up too.

I’ve posted above. I’d be happy to send you some if you wanted to try it. I bought the 5kg so I have nutes for dayzzzzzz!

Haha. Its ok I see its available either with a click or a short drive.

You still my flower guy? Don’t forget to keep tips on harvest windows, if you have time that is. I literally have zero idea how long any of them flower for lol.

Sure, Im happy to give you breeder numbers and jump in when its getting closer. You having your day summary every week makes it straightforward.

Ill have time, not like they try and finish in any real rush.

 

[BooWho2]

Ladies are looking gorgeous Trala! Agree that Cleo may need an up pot, she’s a big girl. What I really love is that you are enjoying the beauty and grow of…..an autoflower! I’m so glad.

 

[HashGirl]

Pinch and a punch for the first of the month!

Time for my:-

Sunday Summary

It’s been another great week of growth for Blue. Thankfully no nits, good colour and nice chode building.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 76
12:12 - 5 days to flower
Days in Flower 16

Your plants look great, Tra! I have a question about the info you post about each plant, Tra. When you say:

12:12 - 5 days to flower
Days in Flower 16

What does the first line mean when the next line says Days in Flower 16?

Also, I agree with Boo about uppotting Cleo.

 

[Trala]

Yeah Ive been back a had a reread. Basically you're using veg for veg and flower for flower. Seems simple enough. Im sure they had a flowering booster wasnt sure if you picked that up too.

Haha. Its ok I see its available either with a click or a short drive.

Sure, Im happy to give you breeder numbers and jump in when its getting closer. You having your day summary every week makes it straightforward.

Ill have time, not like they try and finish in any real rush.

No I didn’t get the booster.

Should I?

And thanks. Hopefully I cut and paste and add the right amount of days every week lol