Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Look it might be the pic but I reckon its just a bit dodgy.

My first thought. Aphids.
Then: Na, no legs etc
Now: Definitely Aphids.

Omgggggggggggg!

I just googled and yeah fo sho. I will tell you something a bit funny. I legit thought this was an aphid:-

And I’m not even joking! You know those big mossie looking things but they’re not mossie?

Literally googled large insect that looks like a mossie and it came up first go!

I was today years old when I learned what a Crane Fly is and what an aphid is not!

Lollllll

 

[Skottelgoed Spons]

Hi there

I’m sorry you’re having a peep in here for the first time today. I’m not usually this tramatic, and when I say I’m not, I am. I totally am. Lol

Yeah I’m sorry too. I was starting to think this would be my best grow, till the canna Gods sent locusts to test me.

Thank you very much. I go okay at veg. I just can’t seem to master flower.

I have had a good day, and same to you

Oh and welcome to the grow skullfuckery that is Trala’s Tent. It’s usually more professional and expletive free, and when I say profession and expletive free, I mean unprofessional and full of fucks LOLLINGGGG!

Lol just love your attitude! Keep it up. Nah I wont say that you are not mastering the flower as your pics say something way different!!

Please do not change this attitude. We need more people like you in this world!

Stay safe

 

[StoneOtter]

Choot em Tra! You know what to do!

 

[GratefulBud]

Well that sucks.
Attack them now, attack hard and thorough. These fuckers spread QUICK!
Ask me how I know.

 

[013]

umm yeah it’s plant virus called rotturcrotchoff

sorry doll but that chickie has bloomer crickets or knicker crickets baby. Break out the big guns

 

[GratefulBud]

umm yeah it’s plant virus called rotturcrotchoff

sorry doll but that chickie has bloomer crickets or knicker crickets baby. Break out the big guns

A little penicillin will clear that right up.

 

[Nine Toed Hippie]

Well that sucks.
Attack them now, attack hard and thorough. These fuckers spread QUICK!
Ask me how I know.

umm yeah it’s plant virus called rotturcrotchoff

sorry doll but that chickie has bloomer crickets or knicker crickets baby. Break out the big guns

A little penicillin will clear that right up.

Trala will wake up to these posts and break out the machete! Here comes the TRAMA!

PS: Relax Miss T and just spray them. You got this.

NTH

 

[StoneOtter]

Nicker crickets

 

[DV8]

Omgggggggggggg!

I just googled and yeah fo sho.

Well you did spider mites so
a walk in the park for aphids. Basically the same treatment regime.

They like warm and wet and where food is abundant. Cant really blame them, I do too.

Good catch though early is way better than later.

Because you switch from inside and outside any roaming critters are getting a chance to be opportunistic and exploit, that they wouldnt otherwise get if you ran a strictly indoors grow.

You got that longer warmer weather that down here just comes to halt, which is awesome to exploit, but your critters are always going to have better conditions to thrive for longer.

I will tell you something a bit funny. I legit thought this was an aphid:-

And I’m not even joking! You know those big mossie looking things but they’re not mossie?

Literally googled large insect that looks like a mossie and it came up first go!

I was today years old when I learned what a Crane Fly is and what an aphid is not!

Lollllll

I did get a laugh from this. Thanks for sharing so we could have a giggle right along with you.

Whats your saying? #MongMoment

 

[Trala]

Please do not change this attitude. We need more people like you in this world!

Stay safe

Said no one ever….. until Skottster, who has known me five minutes.

Thank you. That was really nice of you to say, but the truth is, in larger doses I’m as annoying as fuck! Stick around and you’ll see

 

[VetSmoke85]

Blitz em T. No dramas, you've got this.

 

[Trala]

Choot em Tra! You know what to do!

OMG!

LOLLINGGGGG

I’m trying to freak out here mate! But yaaas sir rhi Troy, I’m gon choot em den I’m gon choot em agin. Den jus to make sure I’m gon choot em one more tame. And Troy when I sid one moe, I mean furty tame, not twenny nine, furty tame.

#swamppeeps4lyf

 

[Trala]

Well that sucks.
Attack them now, attack hard and thorough. These fuckers spread QUICK!
Ask me how I know.

Omg I hope I did enough last night. It was 1630 when I realised and pouring with rain.

I freaked out. Legit left Sunny outside last night. She is the effected plant. The bud one. It seemed to be contained to 2 leaves.

 

[Trala]

umm yeah it’s plant virus called rotturcrotchoff

sorry doll but that chickie has bloomer crickets or knicker crickets baby. Break out the big guns

I got a cupboard full of ammunition!

I feel like a dooms day prepper about to put into play everything they’ve been training for.

I really started to believe I was going to have an insect free run.

A little penicillin will clear that right up.

I got a plan Scoobs.

Trala will wake up to these posts and break out the machete! Here comes the TRAMA!

PS: Relax Miss T and just spray them. You got this.

NTH

L o l l I n g !

It’s funny coz it’s true! I woke up at midnight and it took all my power not to log in, and wake up the flower girls with a midnight dip in aphid killer.

A friend who knows my heart

 

[Trala]

Well you did spider mites so
a walk in the park for aphids. Basically the same treatment regime.

I’m ready to fight, bruv.

They like warm and wet and where food is abundant. Cant really blame them, I do too.

Good catch though early is way better than later.

I’m gonna be honest, it was an accidental catch. My brain was singing Eye of the Tiger to me, coz it decided I’m a grow goddess. And I really was…. Till I wasn’t.

Me mentally singing:

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks her prey in the night
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee; of the tig——— what the fuck is that…?

(the irony isn’t lost on me. Same fight, just a different opponent)

Because you switch from inside and outside any roaming critters are getting a chance to be opportunistic and exploit, that they wouldnt otherwise get if you ran a strictly indoors grow.

I can’t not give them sun. It’s what makes my heart sing when it comes to growing. I don’t want flowers in the attic. I want flowers with the sun on their face, breeze in their hair. Just not fucking nits. Lolllll

You got that longer warmer weather that down here just comes to halt, which is awesome to exploit, but your critters are always going to have better conditions to thrive for longer.

I have a plan

I did get a laugh from this. Thanks for sharing so we could have a giggle right along with you.

Whats your saying? #MongMoment

Yeah. Veg like a Viking; Flower like a Fucktard also fits.

L O L

 

[Trala]

Blitz em T. No dramas, you've got this.

Hey Vet

I got a plan, bruv.

I’m going to clean that flower room from to to bottom.

1. Everything out, mop floor, spray poison insecticide.
2. Drown the plants, I’m thinking Green Clean on Sunny the bud girl, coz that’s safe on flower, and Safers/Eco the rest till every part of them is dripping.
3. Keep them outside till the poison settles in the flower room
4. Pray to the Canna Goddess.

 

[Trala]

Oh and another thing. I’m defolling even tho Maya is probs too young.

My nits seem to start low and work up.

 

[StoneOtter]

OMG!

LOLLINGGGGG

I’m trying to freak out here mate! But yaaas sir rhi Troy, I’m gon choot em den I’m gon choot em agin. Den jus to make sure I’m gon choot em one more tame. And Troy when I sid one moe, I mean furty tame, not twenny nine, furty tame.

#swamppeeps4lyf

Das ridare!

 

[Trala]

Girls defolled

As you can see, I didn’t go banana sandwich. Just a light defol to get some air on their legs.

Girls washed and sprayed till dripping, dried off then rinsed with clean water.

I have the perfect spray possy too. You can get the spray right up their skirts.

They look fucking miserable btw. Lol

So on the upside literally zero mites or aphids on Blue, Maya, River and Cleo. Minimal on Sunny too. It was caught early and by accident tbh. Just proves you can’t take your eyes off them. I drenched Sunny, and removed a lot of her leaves. Anything that had even a pinpoint of mite damage is gone. I saw two Spider Mites among that orgy of aphids. I can’t believe how many were on those 2 leaves and I’m shook they didn’t take over the whole plant.

#Trahook, the hook you need when you’re too set in your ways to supercrop.

Flower room cleaned, mopped and poisoned.

Your move aphids!

 

[Carcass]

Fun fact about aphids, T-
they reproduce by a process called "parthenogenesis"...or in layman's terms- they don't need to Fuck to have babies, because they're born pregnant!
So if it seems they suddenly appeared overnight, they probably did ...